I know this is a pretty late comment, but like I said on the celebstorylibrary, I really love this parody of DickThePimp.
He truly is the new Andrew Troy Keller, if anyone remember him from the CSSA days and before. Thankfully I wasn't around to witness him post, I only had the misfortune of seeing the result of his shitty stories.
Hell, another celeb fiction spammer, RandyPan at least had some talent and could probably have written something good if he tried to improve.
Also, I am 99.9% sure that Dick spams his own stories with sock puppets praising him, because with the amount of talented authors in Literotica, I can't for the love of god imagine anyone who would willingly subject themselves to his terrible excuse for writing after accidentally stumbling upon it.
Another user who does write better quality stories than all those I already named, but has been veering into their territory at least in being bland is celebfanforum's very own admin on a power trip, ThePornographer aka TPG.
Seriously, he doesn't just reuse his own ideas after deleting his previous stories to "erase" the evidence, he literally copy and paste them word for word with the only change being the celebs featured.
And while I am not one to kink shame, he really needs to take it easy with all the goddamn incest.