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Dallas signing players but not from free agent pool Jerry bringing back as many players as he can so they don't go elsewhere and come back to burn him later
Which means draft picks and cheap roster filler for problem areas
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Ok Dallas fans the troll train has returned now over the weekend your leader Jerry has done some trading bringing in some good players to fill gaps however he's cutting bait or losing out on players already in the building TE Dalton Shultz has gone to Houston that was Dak's security blanket in the middle yet he's talking no big deal they will just draft another TE the problem there is a number of teams need them and only 3 of the top 5 are elite picking at #26 none of them will be there you won't get the kid from Utah, Notre Dame or UCLA
And don't get me started on the RB from Texas he won't be there either It looks like its picking through last round scraps again just get used to the idea the team won't blow the roof off Jerryworld this year you'll sleep better
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To prevent people from getting burned out on hearing about the Cowboys constantly, all posts moved to this thread outside the NFL threads so it's easier if anyone wants to read updates on America's Team.
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To be fair this doesn't mean I'm a Dallas fan at all I'm KC to the core this is just me blowing off pent up frustration from nearly 30 years of dealing with Dallas fans on the streets saying this is our year we got this chip from April draft until team gets eliminated somewhere around Christmas or new years only to hear you know we coming back next year the day after the super bowl
I'm mainly tracking what's going on so I can laugh at Dallas fans when everything falls apart so they know how irritating it is having to hear it every day and maybe they will stay quiet for a while
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Still finding evidence but it seems Zeke has some teams interested in him yet they sound familiar to fans Washington, giants, jets, and titans I smell revenge tour
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Well with the latest signing seems Jerry on a spending spree for RB after cutting Zeke and franchise tagging Pollard he bring in the 3rd string RB from my guys I'm sure he'll feed fans some bull story about beefing up running game but I think he wants to see a recent super bowl ring up close since his are so old
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Ok Dallas fans the troll train has returned
Seems your coach wants Dak to play 20 games I know the regular season is only 18 games and playoffs so to get to 20 games that would be the super bowl this means the coach is willing to roll the dice on Dak not getting injured and running the table to get where Jerry wants them to go
This is typical of Dallas hyping up the season Jerry already in postseason mode wanting to call the hall of fame and make them change his plaque to read 4 time champ and brag how he built a championship team without Jimmy Johnson while giving the football world the finger right before he drops dead (mic drop)
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Troll train next stop the eras tour Dallas
Seems Taylor swift just loves selling out stadiums and Jerryworld no different with a multi night stay at 70k seats Taylor has done something even a championship game in Dallas can't selling out the venue I'm sure Jerry is making something off owning the stadium but the bulk of the revenue is going to Taylor that has to burn on some level knowing this will be the biggest payday for the stadium without the team playing and it only gets worse from here with the draft a little over 3 weeks away and no clear answer on who Dallas gets in draft
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Tour update that counts as chair to the spine painful for Dallas fans after 3 day stint Taylor concert attendance marked at just over 210k it must have been standing room only in there outside of hosting the super bowl no way is jerryworld that packed for a game even at 70k seats the numbers are beyond what was expected even Selena gomez showed up for the block party
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The troll train has returned
Ok Dallas fans a report has dropped saying the Jones family is working hard on contract extension for Dak and it's easy as pushing a button with that logic even if I wasn't heavily medicated right now it almost sounds like Jerry was going to blow up the team and start over with all new guys to get away from the huge contracts he's still paying on with some players who are long gone
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Troll train back at the station Dallas fans
Can someone take grandpa's keys away seems all that talk about OBJ looking good with star on helmet and being the missing piece to a super bowl run means JACK with him signing with Baltimore
So now it's back to the draft board hoping a great skill player drops to #26 good luck with that just get ready for a season of crash and burn with Jerry flying the plane could be worse he could pilot his big yacht and crash it into Gilligan's Island
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Has anyone noticed the sheer volume of good players that don't get drafted every year that are willing to sign a camp body deal with Dallas just so they can say they tried out for the team then make up some bull jive story why they got cut even though they are a Dallas fanboy to the core and family members would rip on them if they didn't sign with Dallas instead of with a team where they could actually make the team?
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The troll train has returned Dallas fans
Seems the brass is picking up 5th year option for Lamb so here is another of Jerry's kids that he drafted he won't let walk before paying him some stupid number contract where the team will be back in salary cap hell and handcuffed for years and this coming 6 days before the draft
That snake oil Jerry making must be a special blend this trip
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With 2 days left before the draft Jerry taking a shot at the coach even in a comical fashion dude was punched in the bread basket when Jerry says drafting isn't the problem coaching is
I'm not the coach but being called out like that is uncalled for it almost sounded like Jerry had gun to coaches head saying super bowl or else which I've heard before every draft for nearly 30 years
So far the media is laughing at coach but it wouldn't shock me if he sabotages the season knowing he may be fired before the holidays if they stumble out the gate
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I see the first round is in the books and after all that talking about what Dallas was going to do with the first round pick all Jerry does is select a solid edge rusher from Michigan that could have been got in the second round for far cheaper price tag
On a side note I'm not saying I told you so yet Levis is still in the green room losing money and looking worse than Rodgers did because of off the field things team brass didn't like up to and including the mirror meathead flex pics who knows how far this dude will fall it's going to be a long journey in the military we call it the duffel bag drag civilians call it the walk of shame when your going somewhere you don't want to end up but you have to go anyway
So far Jerry looking like a fool instead of a genius but still 2 days to go
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Ok Dallas fans the draft is over and I stand by my previous statement for Jerry the first 2 picks from Michigan were good the other guys I have no idea who they are even the analysts were having trouble figuring out the logic pretty sure Mel Kiper was somewhere wanting to pull his hair out after every pick Jerry made
I'm just waiting for Monday sports shows to crush Jerry for the picks he made and the post draft interview where Jerry sells the fans on some bull story about this was the plan all along and going into camp all the Dallas homers who won't make the team show up before they get cut for whatever reason before becoming delivery drivers this summer
I'd be more worried about Philly, giants, and Washington did you see all that beef and skill players?
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Well Dallas fans this is just sad former player Greg Hardy is on social media talking about hating his 9-5 job at a Dallas area Wal mart
Aren't you the guy that got in a domestic fight with your fiance at the time and threw her on a pile of unregistered assault rifles you didn't legally own?
Be happy you have a 9-5 job it's better than sitting in a jail cell on federal weapons charges for 20 years to life
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Ok Dallas fans time to cut to the chase with the new schedule out after all that draft talk and signing your own free agents Dallas still ends up with the 4th hardest schedule bad enough your bye week is right in the middle at week 7 but that leaves an 11 game gauntlet to run before the playoffs with some rebuilt defenses if you make the playoffs at all I'll be amazed do yourself a favor and stay quiet till playoffs start its going to be a rough year
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Ok I want to know which individual did a Madden simulation to show what goes down next year the draft class hasn't even been added yet
My beef is someone posted Dallas will go 16-1 now I really want Dallas to go down in flames we aren't even to mother's day and you jackasses are already talking championship slow your roll the locker room may end up being a triage center with injuries out the ass then what?
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So with Dallas having new OC looks like nothing will change since the new guy plans on running a Jimmy Johnson style fast paced offense through Dak with a balanced running game and stellar defense from #11
With the 4th hardest schedule I don't see how that will work pretty sure Jerry not happy trying to get to the big game having to rely on a system invented by Jimmy Johnson since the results won't be from his football "genius"
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Ok a couple of things with WR DeAndre Hopkins now free he has made it known he is willing to play for a few teams none of which are Dallas he wants to play with Hurts so that means rival Philly yet he also would like a ring or 2 before he retires whenever that is so that means KC again not Dallas the rest of the list sounds good for a few landing spots Buffalo, the jets, it all depends on the team having a solid QB so no need to get all hyped up Dallas not likely to get him just pump the brakes on this
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I'm gone for a few days and this happens seems Jerry not ready to cut bait with Zeke yet willing to bring him back on a team friendly minimum deal my question is why Zeke is banged up and his numbers keep going down every year guess Jerry doesn't mind throwing money away
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Well it is now official it has been 10k days since Dallas has won the super bowl if my wish comes true they won't win it until 2060 which would make it 85 years of futility now that has to burn on some level
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The troll train has returned Dallas fans and this is a burner WR Noah brown signs with Houston and is thrilled with new QB Stroud saying he's got potential to be better than Dak if that isn't a kick in the bread basket I don't know what is
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Troll train arriving at station looks like Jerry going cheap again signing a former soccer player as a kicker he even played in USFL seems he got 2 rings and we all know how Jerry likes to look at shiny things will this lead to a chip I don't know but this is one weird road the going on
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And the bad news continues Dallas fans with G Zack Martin sitting out in contract dispute looks like Dak will be running for his life again just hope for an 8-9 record you'll sleep better
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Troll train returns seems Jerry just can't get out of the way after sale of Washington official Jerry has to come out with a statement of delvering capital punishment to the team when they face off week 1
Let's keep that positive energy going when KC kicks your teeth in for that trophy you want so bad
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Troll train has returned with G Zack Martin sitting out in contract dispute seems Jerry wants to give that big money to CB Diggs at 5 years 95 mill so now Dallas back in salary cap hell and it only gets worse with new contracts coming up for LB Parsons, WR Lamb, RB Pollard and others not everybody will get to eat so some of Jerry's kids are going to get a pink slip no matter what they do we have a month to find out that's when final roster cuts happen before pre season
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Troll train is back with a double seems veteran CB Jourdan Lewis is coming back from a career ending injury but he may get cut anyway to save cap space he's another camp body who may get cut first we shall see
And that late round RB who's dad is a Dallas scout seems the kid is small enough to warrant the ever fun nickname of muscle hamster he's quick but might not be durable for long stretches
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Troll train Jerry just can't help himself even with G Zack Martin in contract dispute he has to open his mouth about the money he would pay Martin is earmarked for Pasons, Lamb, Pollard and a few others so Martin may not get the deal he wants time to sit this year out and watch Dallas fail again maybe Dak getting used like a pinata will hammer home the point
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Ok Dallas fans the troll train has returned this trip I'm laughing at the individual who posted Dallas will go 16-1 clearly they are not watching the camp practice footage of Dak throwing picks or the bad O line play this has disaster written all over it Jerry has spent a bunch of money again and from the looks of it they are no closer to a chip
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Troll train next stop the big easy seems Jerry doesn't want to pay LB Jaylon Smith so he's going where the money is maybe being in Dallas as a player isn't everything when you want chips more than money or having that star on your helmet (mic drop)
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WTF was that Dallas fans? You got punked by the jags that didn't look like a super bowl contending team somebody getting fired for this
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The holdout is over Martin finally got some extra money on his contract 18 mill over next 2 years so we see where Jerry is making players happy while still wishing for that last chip he wants instead of going for broke to get it letting players walk but that's me
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And now Dallas is 0-2 in preseason I know they don't count on the schedule nut come on you got bitch slapped by an underachieving Seattle defense from last year if I was Jerry I'd be filling out some pink slips and waiting at a few lockers nothing says fear more to a large man than a little guy named turk coming at him wanting his team playbook
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Locker room triage center says what?
That's right Dallas fans the troll train has returned with another fun tidbit of preseason news seems injuries are starting to stack up which means guys who should be shown the door after next week will be named a surprise starter or bench player hanging on by their fingernails to a very short lived football career until the better player returns after some rest and rehab have fun while you can just pump the brakes on a championship run
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Well as a shock to no one DE Sam Williams arrested for possession of weed and carrying a firearm without proper documentation looks like his backup will shine while Jerry; bails him out yep this roster is starting to mirror the old championship teams of the 90s you can get arrested Monday through Friday for anything provided you can play on Sunday
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Troll train final preseason stop
Well Dallas fans your team doesn't suck as bad as I thought you won in a blowout but still it's the Raiders so don't go writing home this is a world beating team that will run the table players are still getting cut on Tuesday we shall see which of Jerry's kids sticks around without the cushion of a big contract
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And the roster cuts begin with former 1st round pick Taco Charlton released by 49ers looks like his style of play didn't live up to the spicy hype Jerry gave him coming out he's not a bust but more average player
This is just another example of Jerry reaching for a player he thinks can help him win that last chip he wants but just turned into a few years of really good
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With all the roster cuts I haven't heard of a lot of players on the roster now and the ones with big number contracts might not be there next year so enjoy the season it might not go to plan anyway
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This is a sad day for Dallas fans so no trolling today HOF Executive Gil Brandt has died he was there from the beginning of the franchise all the way through the sale to Jerry Jones and the 90s super bowl teams as a scout and draft guru finding gems along the way
Now Jerry will have to go it alone without Gil sending scouting reports or watching game film to find the next box office draw to put on the field
As much as I can't stand Dallas on the field I have to respect what Gil did for the organization from the word go he will be missed in the football world but will always walk the halls of Canton, Ohio as an immortal
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The troll train has returned with another of Jerry's kids getting a stupid large number contract even though he's coming off an ACL injury strange that he got the contract Martin was gunning for of course this means team back in salary cap hell even with more players due nice contracts next year Jerry can't keep them all now
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Troll train arriving at Jerry world
So after signing a really expensive RT to a big contract can someone explain why Dallas is willing to trade for an unhappy WR from Tampa named Mike Evans that has an 82 mill number on his contract?
I honestly don't see the logic but if this takes Dallas from salary cap hell to purgatory for the foreseeable future I'm all for it that just means Parsons and other high dollar players won't be around and it will be the 60s all over again with Dallas going nowhere
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Troll train has returned Dallas fans
With week 1 in the books no surprise on morning sports shoes every Dallas Homer that has worked for or are friends with Jerry is saying we got this chip, super bowl baby, and any other cliché bull I've heard for 30 years
You won the game fine, you destroyed the other team good for you, but it was a giants team that is now scrambling for replacement players to patch the O line
Keep thinking your bulletproof you still have 16 games to go and you can't hang 40 points on all of them (mic drop)
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Troll train is here
Now this is the biggest reason I despise Dallas with every fiber of my being Jerry is praising Dak as the best leader he has ever seen until Dak gets 3 rings and a gold jacket I'm not impressed
And I'm sure older players like Aikman and Staubach have something to say about winning since they have the rings and gold jackets
This is just another statement from the hype train I'll just give it time to derail on its own
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Troll train next stop NYC
Yes folks Jerry can't help himself seems he doesn't just meddle with his team he's putting a trade package together to "help out" the jets in their time of need so far the deal would include either backup QB Cooper Rush or Trey Lance which I don't understand either way if Lance is traded Jets might be screwed with Jerry taking away future picks team will need to rebuild O line
If Rush goes Dallas is screwed with solid backup missing if Dak goes down with injury at some point I could go either way with this I'll just wait till the trade goes down before I start laughing I'm sure Dallas fans have their fingers crossed but you know they are sweating a playoff berth now and it's only week 2
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Troll train has arrived
Yes Dallas fans I see another game in the books good for you all I'm seeing is a defense that is rather expensive that is going to get more expensive the more the stats go up I can already hear Parsons agent saying pay the man
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No trolling today CB Trevon Diggs out for season with torn ACL
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And as a shock to nobody Dallas O line taking a hit with most of the guys having various back and knee issues making the questionable for the game
Should be interesting come Monday how Dallas homers will spin this while secondary still compromised with Diggs out
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Troll train has returned next stop Arizona
And Dallas goes down in flames yes Dallas fans it happened the team got too full of themselves and laid an egg in Arizona the hype train was derailed by ego I had nothing to do with it now every Dallas Homer can stay quiet about going undefeated and getting that chip Jerry wants so bad but I know you will be back next year doing this again but for now silence is a beautiful thing
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Troll train next stop San Francisco
Okay Dallas fans Jerry is at it again selling his special brand of snake oil saying 49ers are the team to beat going to the super bowl if that be the case then stay quiet your just adding pressure on the team to win
Even if you win you have a strong gauntlet to run after your bye week
Let's face facts Dallas will more than likely lose being pimp slapped by 49ers while getting the taste (nocked out of their mouth at the same time best thing is to just be quiet no need humiliating yourself building up a game your destine to lose
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Check and mate Dallas fans 32 point beat down as expected on the plus side you weren't shutout that would have been way worse
Now go see the doctor to have that foot removed from your ass
And while he's at it get him to move the other foot from your mouth that Jerry put there
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Okay Dallas fans your illustrious leader Jerry is delusional saying there is no need to replace Dak or the coach well he's not wrong however let's do the math
Next year Dak will have a cap hit of 60 mill to me you can cut Dak and use that money rebuild your O line and maybe bring in a solid free agent corner to shore up secondary in case Diggs isn't ready to go
Now the coach is calling the plays without Moore and we see what kind of disaster that is turning into yet Jerry is happy with telling fans we still got this playoffs are a sure thing yet the team got punked by Arizona and curb stomped by 49ers and now they face off against chargers on Monday and you don't think Moore is wanting revenge for being shown the door?
I'll just sit back and wait for the beating of the week to begin
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No trolling this time Dallas fans however this just adds to the previous post where the 49ers beat up the team so bad 13 players are on the injury report going into Monday night match up with a revenge minded OC Moore
Let's keep that positive energy going forward even though we all know what is likely to happen before the bye week kicks in gotta keep the snake oil sales in the green
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No trolling this time Dallas fans you did me a solid in beating chargers but that team was bad anyway
On the plus side you get a break for your bye week just remember the gauntlet you have to run now your bound to catch some L's
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Seriously 4 days 4 days is all I get of peace where I don't hear Jerry
Now your illustrious leader is talking about trade deadline where Dallas won't trade anyone of his kids yet other teams will have to come to Dallas if they want something
All I see are a group of overhyped and overpaid players who wouldn't work elsewhere and a few of them are about to be overpaid even more enjoy running the gauntlet
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Troll train next stop Philly
Okay Dallas fans it's rivalry week and shocker Dallas made no trades to improve I heard a dozen players ready to go somewhere else but in true Jerry fashion the price tag was too rich for him the most logical one was RB Derrick Henry for a 6th rounder to beef up running game for a still banged up Pollard I would have totally done that but instead Jerry still thinks he's the smartest person in the room good luck running the gauntlet with worn down parts your still looking at Philly's ass when you look up in the standings
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Troll train next stop Dallas
Okay Dallas fans its time to give props to the champs down the street yes folks the Texas Rangers have won the world series I remember Jerry showed signs of envy when the series started now he had to watch a parade with 700k fans that he had no hand in creating so he can't gloat about his genius the knife was already in his back when Texas made it to the series now you can see the subtle twisting motion is making Jerry want someone to pull it out
Still congrats to the champs way to go Texas Rangers
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Troll train next stop Philly
Okay Dallas fans that was a close game but you still caught that L I have watched my sports shows all morning and everyone of them is saying the same thing you don't have the pieces for a playoff run RB Derrick Henry was right there on the trade block he would have just cost a 6th rounder and you would have had a power back to plug in for the running game instead of a limping Pollard who banged up his knee again
As a bonus my boy Shady came on his show with a trained eagle who got really irritated if he heard trigger words with Dallas references clearly that eagle has some issues
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Troll train next stop Dallas
Okay I get Dallas needs help but this screams desperate with the trade deadline gone and the team lacking depth in a few areas can someone explain why Jerry is working out former WR Martavious Bryant who hasn't played in 5 years to bring in as a backup in case Lamb gets slaughtered this is a recipe for disaster enjoy as many wins as you can get I see a bunch of L's on the horizon
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Troll train has arrived
Okay fine Dallas you won big surprise it was a woodshed game with the even worse giants rematch from week one do you want a cookie? Do you want a belly rub for doing something everyone expected of you? Just remember that there are no bye weeks left and the schedule gets harder from here
I still see you getting bounced in the playoffs if you make it but even then you still have to see eagle ass if you look up in the standings you need a big umbrella for that
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Okay Dallas fans now I'm going to laugh at you for this so just sit back and take it
Your leader Jerry is now on record saying Dak is on par with HOF QB Drew Brees I honestly think Jerry has lost it at least Brees has been to a super bowl
These are the kind of statements that make me want to bang my head on a wall where being realistic means nothing its all hype and snake oil
Enjoy the rest of your season just know I'm still laughing at you
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Troll train has returned Dallas fans and I'm still laughing
I'm still trying to figure out why Jerry would make it public that Dallas is close to signing with them after visits with 49ers and Philly I can see he wants to make an impact on a solid team with a shot at a ring before he retires dude has been cracking heads for 11 years in the trenches
So now it is down to playing time he wanted more but Indy didn't have what he needed so 49ers, Philly, and Dallas get to wine and dine him right before a playoff run I'd be eating steak if someone else foots the bill like that
If Dallas does land him you have a solid starter but I still see gaps that are open in the secondary
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Shaq wanted that ring more than a big check so Jerry has to go before the fans and explain why he didn't sign a solid player that would have helped out in the middle and given #11 some much needed backup on the edge
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After all that talking Jerry does get to see Shaq Leonard up close dude will be wearing Philly green on Sunday night Dak had better have his running shoes on
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The troll train has arrived next stop Buffalo
And it happened Dallas fans you got curb stomped into pudding I knew I have heard of this flavor before I believe its called "Dallas vanilla cream with nuts" the taste is rather bland but strong, you barely taste anything beyond the overpowering hype and it has sprinkles of delusional fans mixed in on top of the added sting of Philly getting into the playoffs while you are fighting for a wildcard berth that is slipping away
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Troll train next stop Miami
Okay Dallas fans you had that game up until you started shoving people around getting hit with stupid penalties WTF was that? Miami is now in the playoffs and you still backed into your spot but anything can happen over the next few games cross your fingers things don't go horribly wrong and Philly takes the division title and #1 seed your wanting so bad
You played a solid game I'll give you that but if you don't keep your emotions in check you will be shown the exit faster than a bouncer at a club on ladies night
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Okay after some thought I have decided to not troll Dallas again this year plenty of sports show hosts have done a way better job than I was going to so my hats off to them I was just tracking all the stupid things I was hearing all year to prove a point of Jerry isn't as smart as he thinks he is
In closing I have never been a Dallas fan I was just using this thread to vent during the year now that my life has changed in a very positive direction I will focus more on that aspect of my life if someone from admin would like to delete this thread be my guest I'm returning to writing for now