Mr. Myxlplyx needs to hide on Earth for 90 days and proposes a truce to Lois Lane, granting her a wish to satisfy her heart's desires if she doesn't blow his cover... Careful what you wish for.
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Superman and Lois Lane
The Truce
Chapter 1
Winter on the Kent farm has always been a magical time. The white ocean of snow that surrounded the farm gave the impression that the farmhouse was an island in this vast sea of white. And inside the house, the feeling of isolation was the same. Lois Lane, the wife of the current farm owner was sitting in front of her laptop re-reading the documents she had just received from a reputable source. Their contents revealed that Lex Luthor had designed high-powered weapons with kryptonite as the power source. The goal these weapons were designed for obviously was to kill human and alien targets, especially Superman.
"Interesting..." Lois said while nibbling on the end of a pencil, "But I need more proof, like the storage locations or the blueprints of those weapons."
Suddenly a tremor overtook the house and a small bald imp wearing a bowler hat appeared in front of Lois Lane, making her cry out in surprise.
"Easy!" said the Imp "Don't call the big blue, I didn't come here to hurtcha!"
"Give me one good reason! Every time you show up, it's for some prank or to sow chaos!" Lois accused; holding up an emergency beacon in hand she'd been carrying with her to alert her husband if the need arose when he wasn’t on Earth.
"And its fun for all involved too, can’t you appreciate a little fun?" Mxy answered with a wink. "But this time, I come here with a proposal. I propose a truce for ninety days. You don’t hand me to the Blue Lumox nor to the sorcerous community while I hide on Earth while I run away from a fifth-dimension bully, a lightnin bolt called Gsptlsnz. "
"And what do you offer me in return?" Lois asked with interest in her eyes.
"I give you your heart's desire. What you want most in this world." Mxy said, already raising his hands to make a magic gesture.
"Hmm… I accept," said Lois. "And my heart's desire is to put Lex Luthor behind bars through my stories about his illegal weapons project."
Mxy just smiled and rolled his eyes, snapping his fingers where a poof of magical sparkles filled the makeshift office the two were in. 'Right… Let's see if that's what your heart REALLY desires toots. I'll see you in ninety days to see what happened and undo this magic if everything goes south…"
With a sparkle of glitter, the imp disappeared, leaving Lois alone in her room to sit back at her chair and back at the sources she was looking at about Luthor’s pet projects. Looking down at her hands, her laptop, and the papers she had around her, nothing seemed different.
“Huh, guess we’ll have to see if my investigating bears fruit.”
Going over all the locations believed to be the manufacturing plants to Luthor’s weapons development, Lois made plans to try and find out for herself and dig up enough details to give to Perry when she got back to Metropolis. Hearing someone come up the stairs of the farmhouse, Lois closed her laptop and smiled when she saw the door open.
“Hi Lois, enjoying the farm clean air?”
Smiling back at Clark Kent as he entered their shared room, Lois stood and wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders, pecking him on the chin and lips with chaste kisses. “I don’t know Smallville, it’s a little quiet for a city girl, I’d love the hustle and bustle of Metropolis MORE.”
“Well, the holidays are almost over, we can head back in a couple of days.”
“Good! I’ve been working on a scoop involving Luthor, seems he’s getting some nasty toys ready, and I want the first to get a scoop of that story.”
Rolling his eyes, Clark smiled and spun her around playfully, getting a laugh from the woman as her feet left the floor. “Heh, always the dutiful reporter, say… Was anyone here earlier? I thought I heard another voice in the house a few minutes ago when I came back.”
Shrugging, Lois looked around, playing coy to her husband. “Maybe your ears are playing tricks on you.”
“Hmm… Maybe.” Kissing his wife again, Clark went back downstairs, telling her that dinner would be ready in a few hours.
*
3 days later…
Leaning back against her office chair with a sigh, Lois sipped at her coffee and mulled over the reports on her computer, it was no different than what she found when she was back in Kansas; with many of the companies manufacturing Luthor’s weapons being dummy companies claiming to be military R&D facilities… Which meant she wasn’t allowed in.
“Any luck on your investigation Lois?” Asked Jimmy, handing her a second mug of coffee to replace the empty drink at her desk.
“No, not yet thanks Jimmy…” Taking a sip, she continued. “He REALLY doesn’t want to have his work spied on, not even my father has jurisdiction to allow press to walk in those facilities.”
“Ouch, too bad.”
“What’s WORSE is if I’m right, this means there’s going to be hundreds of weapons built specifically to take down Superman that will be circulating around Metropolis by the end of the month!”
“How could the military allow that?” Asked Jimmy, pulling up a chair and looking over Lois’s findings. “You’d think having a weapons division built to kill the one guy who saves us every week would be counter productive.”
“Sigh… Lex claims his weapons are powered by kryptonite crystals, and uses energy as a firing mechanism, it’ll work on anything, the fact it can ALSO harm superman is an afterthought, plus he’s making it all on a bargain, he wants this stuff out fast and cheap.”
“Pff, tough break, so what are you going to do?”
Tapping her pen against her lip, Lois began to form a plan in her head, smiling once she had an idea.
*
Later that night, outside the east Metropolis military R&D facility.
Keeping herself low and wearing a long heavy black coat, Lois Lane watched as the guards at the checkpoint halted a truck entering the lot and checked the paperwork of the driver, waving him in after a series of questions.
Nodding to herself, the woman checked her belongings, making sure her cameras and recorders were well hidden in her long black dress underneath before she undid her coat and made her way over to the checkpoint booth, wrapping her silk gloved hands around herself and shivering in the cold night air as the storm blew. Playing her part perfectly as she strolled up to the two guards at the booth in a pair of black heels.
“Ma’am, I’m sorry but you’re not allowed to enter this facility, can we ask who you are?”
Hugging herself more tightly in the cold snowstorm and showing off her bust as the cold made her nipples tent the fabric, Lois had made sure she was at her most stunning with her hair flowing down the side of her shoulder and expensive makeup and lipstick accentuating her face, with a silver necklace and earrings to complete the appearance. “C-can I get inside to get w-warm? I w-was on a date w-with Dr Gordans-s-s and he tossed me out of his car getting here, he didn’t even g-give me back my c-coat!” Shivering in the thin lace dress that exposed her neck, arms and left thigh, the woman looked like she was supposed to be in a warm ballroom sipping wine, instead of out in the cold at -20 degrees weather.
“I’m sorry miss, but you are not permitted on these grounds, we can call a cab to pick you up…” Just then the storm intensified, and Lois was knocked off her feet from the harsh winds and snow, collapsing on the snow and getting wet in the process. Frowning, the one guard looked to the other who frowned back and shook his head. “Alright, come inside, we’ll get you warmed up and call a cab for you to be picked up.”
Offering his hand, the guard helped Lois up to her heeled feet and waved the booth operator to let her in, oblivious to the smile Lois gave as she was led inside. Brought to a room inside the facility, Lois could sit and get warm while a mug of hot chocolate was offered to her. Nodding gratefully Lois sipped at her drink and waited until the Guard left the room and was out of sight. Getting up to her feet, she took off her heels and plucked out her tiny camera out of the cleavage of her dress, tying her hair back to keep it out of her way.
“Alright, time to see what I can find.”
Opening the door and looking around, Lois found the hallway empty except for the guard who’s back was turned away. Silently she closed the door and snuck out the hallway down the corridor towards where her sources claimed Lex’s weapons division was. Finding the door, she entered the workshop and looked around. All around her were racks of firearms and equipment, all of which was prepped and ready for shipping any day now. Taking as many pictures as she could, the woman came across a glass tray at the table where it gave off a green glow. Kryptonite, dozens of small crystals the size of peppercorns glowed from the petri dish sized tray on the table. From the looks of things, each rifle was fueled by one of these tiny crystals, but it was enough to give it the energy to fire as if they were firing bullets.
Picking up the handful of glowing green rocks in her hand, she wished she could find a way to dispose of them all, to keep her husband safe from Lex and others like him from using kryptonite to poison or even Kill her husband.
“Hey! Who’s in there? This is a restricted area!” Hearing the door open and guards rush into the lab, Lois panicked and swallowed the kryptonite crystals whole.
*
Captured and detained in the brig of the military facility, Lois sat handcuffed in her seat while a pair of armed guards stood nearby, glaring angrily at her. But more likely angry at themselves for letting her get as far as she did. Having been waiting for at least an hour, the door to the room opened and Lois looked up to find Lex Luthor step in and straighten his tie, a smug look on his face as he looked down at the detained woman.
“Why Lois Lane, we DO have to stop meeting like this, this is what? The eighth time you’ve snuck into my affairs?”
Shrugging, the woman thumbed at her hand cuffs, trying to play innocent. “I don’t keep count.”
“Well I do! This is becoming a nuisance Mrs. Lane! What did you do with the kryptonite?”
Looking between the guards and Lex, Lois looked down at her stomach and felt an ache of indigestion. She didn’t know what she was thinking at the time, acting out of impulse, now she wished she hadn’t as she felt the ache of heartburn creep up her chest and throat. “I ate it.”
Taken back and looking insulted, Lex snapped his fingers where one of the guards picked up a Geiger counter. Turning the machine, he waved it over her entire body, but to everyone’s surprise including Lois, the thing never blipped once. “Nothing sir.”
“What? Give me that!” Taking the Geiger counter from the guard, Lex made a more thorough scan of the woman, waving the baton over her head, her face, her body, everywhere, and found nothing. Standing straight and frowning more intensely, Luthor tossed the device to the guard and moved to loom over the woman. “No matter, we will find the kryptonite shards and continue my little endeavour and return to schedule, I have a contract with the US military to uphold and they don’t like delays.” Straightening his tie again, the man smirked back at her. “As for your little ‘covert espionage’, that will be forgiven for now.”
“Why? Because you destroyed all my equipment?”
“Well… That and I want you to tell the Man of Steel personally that his days are numbered. Once this hardware is put in circulation there will be no need for a ‘superman’ to stay in Metropolis.” Gesturing to the guards, the two uncuffed Lois Lane and guided her out the facility. Once outside where the blizzard persisted, Lois looked up to find a limousine ready along with Mercy Graves opening the door to let her in. Begrudgingly, Lois stepped into the limo and sat in the middle of the rear seat, rubbing her sore stomach as she mulled over what she just learned.
“No radiation… But how?” rubbing her stomach, she still felt a wicked sense of heartburn. Pressing the button to the intercom of the limo, Lois heard the chime at the driver seat.
“What is it Mrs. Lane?”
“Do you have any antacid?”
“We have water…” Hearing the intercom clock off, Lois frowned at the tiny speaker and crossed her arms. Looking out of the tinted windows, she watched the snow fall, rubbing her sore stomach all the way back to her shared apartment with her husband.
*
Masking her way up to her apartment, Lois sighed and rubbed her neck, exhausted and frustrated that her plan failed, now she had nothing and what was worse was there was not a thing she could do to stop Luthor from distributing those weapons. Getting herself some antacid from the counter and pouring herself a glass of water, Lois sat heavily on her living room chair and sighed. Her stomach had calmed down but now she felt anxious.
Seeing the screen door open at the balcony, Lois’s mood improved when she saw her husband come in through the balcony and close the screen behind him, dressed in his costume and heading to the couch to sit where she got up to join him. “Hi Lois, what did you do…” Caught off guard, Clark found the woman hugging him fiercely. “I screwed up Clark!”
“Hey, hey, it can’t be that bad.”
“Sigh… Lex made deals with the military to make kryptonite weapons, I tried to sneak in and get evidence so I could bring it to Perry, but I screwed up, and now that stuff will be out by…” Then it suddenly dawned on her, the kryptonite! She ate about a dozen shards of green glowing kryptonite and she was sitting next to her husband. Jumping off the couch, Lois pressed up against the wall and almost panicked, only to find Clark perfectly fine.
Looking down at herself and breathing a sigh of relief, Lois slowly crept back to the couch and sat back down with Superman, finding he wasn’t breaking into a sweat or getting flushed or sick in her presence.
“No radiation…”
“What?”
“N-nothing Honey, just… a bit of heartburn this late.”
“Oh really? What did you eat?”
Not wanting to answer that question, Lois pressed up against his arm and shoulder and sighed, nuzzling into his chest. Feeling him wrap his strong arm around her, Lois swooned as she nuzzled into his chest. Looking up, she gave him a sultry look as she began to creep her way down to the floor on her knees, and begin tugging down his pants “Lois, I…” Hearing his wife shush him, Lois licked her lips when she finally got his pants and underwear down to free his crotch. Grabbing hold of his limp cock with delicate hands, Lois leered up to her husband and stroked him, letting his arousal rise along with his erection.
“Just let your loving wife show you how much she appreciates you.”
Bringing him to full mast, Lois opened her mouth and swallowed his cock to the hilt, swirling her tongue around his shaft. She wanted to make him feel good, if only because she felt she may be responsible for what might come in the coming months. Slurping and sucking at his length, hearing her husband gasp and grip at the couch made her smile. Feeling him grip at her dark hair, Lois’s eyes went wide when she finally brought her husband to orgasm, firing off ropes of cum down her throat which she eagerly swallowed. Leaning back and panting, Clark breathed in as Lois separated from his and licked her lips clean of his excess seed.
“WOW!... What brought that on?!”
“Who says I’m done yet?” She purred, pulling off her gown and underwear to stand naked in front of him and slowly crawl on top of his to sit in his lap, straddling his waist as she gripped at his growing erection to aim it between her nethers. “This night is just getting started…”
*
The next morning, Lois Lane sat in front of her office desk at the Daily Bugle, leaning back and smiling as she held a cup of coffee in her hands, still remembering the wild night she had with Clark, the woman hummed to herself squirming in her chair. She never remembered being that wild in bed before, or ever! They had gone at it for over an hour on the couch before she dragged him to the bedroom for another hour.
She even managed to tire him out when she found herself waking up on top of him in the morning, the big lug still snoring despite being at half mast inside if her. Smiling fondly at the memory, Lois took a sip of her coffee and looked over her paperwork and findings she hard stored on her system. Her attempt to break in the R&D complex to get hard evidence on Lex’s weapons didn’t pan out, but she was hoping she might get another chance. It worried her that the military who were funding the project thought Lex was creating laser weaponry with lithium batteries built small enough and powerful enough to pierce steel, it never occurred to them to check and find they were being powered by kryptonite crystals.
“What the…” Going back and forth over her own files, Lois discovered all her findings and sources had been deleted from her laptop. “That bald son of a…”
Lex Luthor had deleted all her findings AND her sources, probably over night as he gave her a ride back to her apartment. Now she had nothing except the knowledge of where the facilities were but no means of proving any foul play. She was back to square one, WORSE than square one, now she had nothing.
“LOIS? Get in my office, NOW!” Called out Perry from his door, going back out of sight and waiting for her to meet her inside. Sharing a look with Jimmy and Clark at their desks, Lois stood up and joined her boss at his office and closed the door behind her.
“Psk… What are they talking about?” Jimmy asked, leaning up to Kent so no one else could hear.
Looking into the office where the two talked, Clark grimaced when it started getting more and more heated, with Lois waving her arms out to the window to point at Lex Tower before Perry waved her off. Storming out of the office, Lois returned to her desk and began gathering her coat and things. “Mrs. Lane? What happened?”
“Perry put me on suspension for breaking and entering Lex’s R&D lab, he’s not pressing charges but Perry’s putting me off the story for 2 weeks with pay. What’s WORSE is all my evidence is gone!”
“What? How?”
“How do you think? Lex must have wiped my hard drive, the bastard!” Huffing in frustration, Lois stopped fishing for her stuff when Clark got up from his seat and gave his wife a hug, calming her down enough to slow down. “It’s okay Lois, its not the first time he’s gotten away with this kind of thing but you know what he’s like, he’ll slip soon enough and we’ll get him.”
“I’m more worried about you, what if those things get out into the streets?”
“We’ll figure something out when…” Darting his head to look out the window, Clark kissed his wife on the forehead and made his way out the door. “Sorry Lois, I just have to do something.”
Standing there in the middle of the work floor, Lois sighed to herself while turning her attention to Jimmy who just shook his head. “Jeez, priorities, right?”
Looking out the window, Lois could see the thin red blur in the sky of Superman flying off to save the day somewhere, somewhere his ears picked up someone crying for help. “I think I’m going to follow my husband’s idea and get some fresh air Jimmy, see you in 2 weeks.” Seeing the young man wave her off, Lois took her things and went to the elevator, pressing the roof floor button so she could go up to the roof to think and be alone. Getting up to the roof, Lois set her things down near the door and held herself as she made her way to the roof’s edge to look out onto the city, letting the wind blow her hair and sigh with disappointment. Right in front of her was the tall spire of Lex Tower sticking up in front of her like a big shiny middle finger.
She was mad, mad at her damn luck and mad at HIM for screwing with her investigation. Now in just a few weeks there were going to be a bunch of guns that had the potential to KILL Superman, it made her furious that she screwed up so badly that now it was going to happen. Gritting her teeth in a sneer, Lois balled up her fist and slammed it into the railing at the roof’s edge… And nearly took it off its moorings!
“What the hell?!” Looking down at the bent railing pipe, the thing now had a bend deep enough to fit her fist in, because it had molded to the shape of it. Confused and curious, Lois gripped at the 3-inch diameter metal pipe and squeezed with her fingers, surprised to find the solid steel squishing between her fingers like play dough. She was strong, like REALLY strong! Looking down at her hands she tried to think of what else she could do. Shrugging her shoulders, she bent at the knees and jumped as hard as she could… And ended up 40 feet in the air before landing on her feet and breaking her heels in the landing. Rolling onto her back, she quickly scrambled back to her bare feet after taking off her ruined shoes.
“How did this happen?” she wondered out loud, thinking about what the cause could be until she finally concluded. “The KRYPTONITE! But how? Eating that stuff should have made my hair fall out and killed me with radiation poisoning.” But then she remembered the Geiger counter read blank when she was scanned by it back at the R&D facility. Somehow, she had become a… Disposal unit for radioactive material, for kryptonite, and as an added bonus she was now strong enough to bend steel and leap over buildings.
A new idea cropped into her head, one that sounded better and better the longer she led it settle in her mind. “If I can’t expose Lex’s plans to the public, then maybe I can RUIN them, eat all the kryptonite stores he’s got, and make it so he could never hurt Clark ever again!” Smiling with renewed purpose, Lois spun around and gathered her things, heading back to the elevator to plan for tonight.
*
Later that night…
Clark had gone off overseas in response to a crisis on the Indian ocean that needed his attention, leaving Lois the time to do what she had planned to since she left the Daily Bugle. Getting dressed in black pants and a black jacket, the woman had also grabbed a pair of black winter gloves and a ski mask to hide her appearance when the time was ready. Taking a cab back to the military complex from the other day, Lois snuck into an alley close by to stay out of sight. Putting on the mask, Lois looked up while it was snowing in the night air, looking up at the five-story building and the roof up top. “This shouldn’t be hard right? After all if Batman can do it…” Crouching and bending at the knees, Lois jumped as hard as she could and nearly yelped when she propelled herself up in the air and almost missed the lip of the rooftop she was aiming for, grabbing hold of the brickwork and hoisting herself up easily thanks to her new strength.
“Okay Lois, mental note, AIM before you jump!” Breathing hard, the woman rolled off her back up to her feet again and looked over the roof top to the adjacent building across the street; the R&D lab she broke into yesterday. Last time she went in through the front door. With her new super strength, she had another opening in mind to get in. Looking down at the four-lane street down below and the high fence separating the building from the rest of the block, Lois backed up and stretched to give herself a running start. Sprinting to the edge of the roof, Lois jumped as hard as she could, wincing from the snow and cool wind in her eyes as she jumped across the street and past the fence to land in the yard, causing a small indentation in the concrete before she sped back up and jumped again, leaping up over the three story lab complex and ending up on the roof, looking around to make sure she wasn’t spotted.
Smiling under her ski mask, Lois wrung her hands in victory and ran to the door at the roof to get inside, prying the door handle off like it was tin foil and making her way inside. Being cautious now that she was inside the lab, Lois Lane kept herself low and retraced her steps back to the floor where she found the storage room. Checking the door, she frowned to find it locked, but with her new strength, ripping the door handle and lock off was no trouble. She was in. Looking around the dark room, Lois looked around for whatever kryptonite she could find… She didn’t have to look hard. All around her were the prototype weapons being prepared and charged, led lined containers filled with kryptonite shards and the battery packs they were being installed in. Without even realising it, Lois licked her lips. Making her way to the table she ripped open a led sealed container to find the green glow of kryptonite dust inside, opening her mouth she poured it past her lips and swallowed, followed swiftly by another container.
Finishing off seven soup-can sized containers of powdered kryptonite, Lois licked at her fingers as she went over the notes of the lab’s research. From what she found they were grinding the kryptonite down into a fine powder and mixing it with an alkaline to make a battery pack for the laser rifles. Checking a rifle on the rack, she found the battery attached and unplugged it. Unscrewing the top, she ripped it clean off when it wouldn’t give, rewarded with a container filled with a green glowing slurry. Opening her mouth, she downed the fluid without a second thought. For over half an hour she repeated the same process; prying off the power packs to each display rifle and feeding off its power source until they were all empty. Leaving at least 40 ruined weapons on the floor and a woman licking her fingers clean after guzzling what had to have been 2 liters of liquid kryptonite. Despite the amount she consumed, she didn’t feel sick, if anything she felt the opposite, she felt energised and alert. She could hear the footsteps of people outside or the chatter from guards several rooms down, her senses now heightened.
But had she been paying attention she would have found that her clothes were getting tight on her, her pants looking tight on her legs where the hem at her ankles exposed skin, along with the wrists to her jacket as it protested more loudly after finishing her meal. But she wasn’t finished yet, she still had to clean the lab out of everything that could hard Clark. Then she found it! A storage container the size of a small propane tank lined in lead with several warnings stamped on it, her nose told her it was the last source of kryptonite this lab had. Breathing hard with her eyes wild with excitement, she hefted the container up and ripped a small hole at the corner where a green glow leaked out. Hoisting it over her head, Lois drank the liquid kryptonite like she was drinking milk straight from the jug, controlling her breathing as she swallowed one gulp after the other until it was finally empty. Tossing the empty container away with a loud clank, Lois let loose a belch that caught her off guard but made her laugh when she regained her bearings.
She did it! She picked clean every gram of kryptonite the lab had, and apart from a feeling of fullness and a little heartburn, she felt fine. BETTER than fine, giving her full stomach a pat, she made to leave when she found the door kicked open and three armed guards stormed in and aimed their weapons at her. “FREEZE!” The one guard ordered as she raised her hands over her head. “Lady, I don’t know WHO you are, but you are coming with us!” Still wearing her ski mask, Lois was grateful the guards didn’t recognise her from last night. But now she was in a REAL pickle if she were captured again. Looking around for a means of escape, when one of the guards came behind her to cuff her, Lois tossed him aside. Surprising everyone when he was launched across the room and crashed into the display rack 10 feet away.
“OPEN FIRE!!!”
Gasping in terror, Lois shielded her hands in front of her when she heard the loud rapid fire of the assault rifles fire at her… Only to feel nothing. Blinking in surprise, Lois looked down to find her black jacket torn and full of holes with dozens of flattened bullets on the floor by her feet. Looking back up to the two stunned guards, they reloaded their weapons and fired again. This time Lois could see the bullets exiting the chambers and fly towards her, only to bounce off harmless against her chest and stomach, causing holes in her clothes but nothing else. It almost felt like someone was poking her with their finger with each gunshot, which she found funny since each ‘poke’ left a finger sized hole in her clothes.
“Wow…” Looking back at the two guards, she shoved them aside and ran out the door, running as fast as she could, she barreled through the door to the roof, snapping it off its hinges just as the security alarm went off. Looking behind her and back out across the street, Lois Lane ran as fast as she could to the edge of the roof and jumped just as half a dozen guards had managed to join her up top and began firing at her. Leaping off the roof, she managed not only to cross the fence and street but cross the building she used in the first place and land nearly half a block away! Looking back to find the place still going off like an angry hornet’s nest, Lois ran and jumped from one roof top to the next, making her way back home.
*
It was all such an incredible thrill; leaping from one building after the other with the same ease and grace as jumping on a trampoline. When she was miles away from the R&D facility, Lois finally stopped to catch her breath, her smile never leaving her lips the entire time even when she fell on her back on the roof of a 20-story building.
“This… This is AMAZING! I feel like I can do anything now.” Wringing her hands in excitement, she finally calmed down enough to get a look at herself after being shot by security. Taking off her black jacket she whistled at the tattered bullet holes at the front, checking the front to see it ruined but the back was untouched, meaning none of the bullets passed through her. Then she looked down to her shredded blouse underneath. Checking the skin on her stomach and chest she found that she didn’t have any injuries at all save for maybe a lot of little bruises, but apart from that she felt good, REALLY good. “I’ve got to show this to Clark!” Getting up to her feet, she suddenly realised finally that she had grown.
Taking a few careful steps, Lois looked down to find her ankles showing between her pant legs and her shoes. By how much skin she had exposed and how tight her black pants were, she assumed she was now 2 inches taller. Patting her legs over, she was surprised to find them firm and toned, like she had been a runner her entire life. Feeling up the rest of her body she discovered a few more things; her hips were a bit bigger now with a heart shaped rear, her thighs stronger, her waist narrower and flat smooth with definition, her shoulders were a bit wider with stronger muscle tone on her arms and her chest… Well, cupping her chest in both hands, Lois had to whistle, impressed that her once modest C cup bra had snapped and she never noticed, freeing a pair of perfect DD breasts that stood proudly from her chest and were barely being contained by a ruined button blouse. Her smirk growing from the realisation. “NOW I’ve got to show Clark!”
“help! Someone, anyone, help!”
Hearing the distant voice from down below, Lois looked down to find a mugger had cornered a woman, her purse held up as either a shield or a token to make the man leave her alone, until he pulled out a knife. Jumping from her perch, Lois Lane almost regretted jumping off the roof of a twenty story building until she landed on her feet without a single problem save for cracking the concrete under her toes and giving the woman and mugger the scare of their lives.
“Alright bucko, not tonight.” Lois said in her most confident voice she could muster, her fists at her waist posing like her husband would.
Panicking, the mugger grabbed the woman and pointed the knife at her neck, cornered between the wall behind him and Lois Lane in front of him. “BACK OFF BITCH! Or I stick the…” Unable to finish his sentence, Lois was already up close and had his knife hand up by his wrist easily in her own. Tightening her grip, the man gasped as he felt his wrist sprain and dropped the knife. Snatching it in mid air, Lois brought the knife up for the two to see as she pressed her thumb against the blade and bent it in half.
“Buzz off…”
With his hands up, the mugger ran for his life and out of sight.
“OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT?!” Asked Lois, wringing her hands and prancing on the spot in front of the scared woman with a wide smile, caught up in the same excitement as Lois, the other woman shared her enthusiasm.
“I KNOW, holy shit, how are you so strong?”
“I don’t KNOW, this is awesome! I wonder if I can lift a car…”
“Look what you did to that prick’s knife! You made a key chain out of it.”
“This is incredible, just think of what I can do with all this, I can… I can…” Reaching a fever pitch to her excitement, a single thought ran through Lois’s mind when her face went calm and she answered plainly. “I need to see my husband.” Looking up, Lois bent at the knees and jumped, propelling herself up into the air and landing on a rafter before jumping up again and again to reach the roof and head back to her apartment.
*
Meanwhile at Lex Tower…
“Mr. Luthor? I think you may want to see this!” Called out Mercy Graves as she stormed into Lex Luthor’s office unannounced, surprising the man while he was finishing up paperwork.
“Sigh… What is it Mercy?”
“There’s been another break in at the R&D lab, the one where Lois Lane tried to break into.” Handing an iPad replaying security footage to the man, Luthor watched as the cameras showed a woman EATING the kryptonite stores in the lab, before she was caught by security and was fired upon… Then tossed a guard across the room and escaped.
“Interesting…”
“Do you believe it is Lois Lane again, sir?”
“What?! Preposterous! Even if we aren’t as susceptible to kryptonite as that blue clad charlatan, the amount that woman ate should have had her hair fall out and her organs dissolve!”
“So, who do you think it is?”
Placing the pad on his desk, Lex stood up and looked out the window to his office, staring out into the city of Metropolis deep in thought with his hands behind his back.
“Mercy, tell the other facilities to double security just in case.”
“Yes sir.”
“And get a crew ready, perhaps a weapons demonstration is required.”
“Yes sir, right away sir.” Leaving the office and Lex alone, Luthor continued to look out into the city, deep in thought.
*
Meanwhile at the Kent apartment…
Returning home from the Indian Ocean after rescuing a cruise ship, Superman pulled off his cape and costume and sat heavily on the couch, feeling tired after today’s events. “Phew, what a day…” Pulling off his boots the man leaned back and sighed.
“Welcome back honey, how was India?” Called out Lois from the bedroom.
“Well, the cruise ship made it back to harbour in one piece, no fatalities but a few were shaken up after nearly capsizing in the storm.”
“Awww, poor babies, how are YOU?” She still called out from the bedroom, keeping herself hidden.
“Pretty tired, lifting a cruise ship back to port did a number on my shoulder.” He replied, rubbing his sore shoulder for effect.
“Well don’t worry sweetheart, your loving wife has that ALL covered.” She purred, finally stepping out of the bedroom to lean against the doorframe, wearing a red silk lingerie and thong and tracing her foot up the frame to show off her long, toned legs. Posing to give her husband a good look at her new figure before she sashayed down the hall towards the couch, smiling at her husband’s reaction while his eyes never blinked staring at her body.
“So, like the new me?” She asked, tossing her auburn hair over her shoulder and showing off her now taller and more athletic body to her husband, even giving her chest a slight shimmy to let her larger breasts wobble hypnotically.
“uhm… WOW!”
“Hmm, that’s what I like to hear.” Approaching her husband, she bent down to rest her hands on his knees and let her bust sway invitingly under her while she kissed his lips, smiling back at the fact he never moved a muscle, still staring at her athletic build and new curves. Crawling up to sit on his lap, Lois brought her hands up to rub at his shoulders, massaging his sore muscles with a pursed smile. “Ooh, they DO feel sore, good thing you have me to make you feel ALL better.”
“Wow, I can actually feel that honey, when did you?” Feeling her manicured finger press against his lip with a shush, Lois kissed him more deeply, pressing her lingerie clad chest against his and wrapping her arms behind his neck. “Just let your loving wife show you a wonderful evening.” Unclasping her top, Lois flung it across the living room and continued to make out with him, eventually slipping off her thong and helping him out with the rest of his cloths.
*
The following morning…
Sitting at the kitchen table with a pursed smile on her lips, Lois sipped from her coffee. Wearing a button blouse and panties while reminiscing on last night’s tryst with her husband. Stepping out of the bedroom a little haggard but getting dressed for work, Lois’s smirk grew when she caught her husband Clark fumble with his tie.
“Feeling out of sorts after last night sweetie?” Purred Lois, getting up from her seat to sashay up to the man and help him with the tie.
“Uhm… Well, you had quite the appetite last night, heh.” Blushed the man as Lois finished doing up his tie and kissed him on the chin. Her smile almost impish as she pinched his cheek affectionately. “Can you blame me? I was rather upset about being off the scoop for two weeks, you’re not complaining, are you?”
“Uhm… No?”
“Good! Enjoy your day at work Smallville, tell the staff I said hi.”
“Ok Lois, take it easy for the next few weeks.” The man waved, stepping out the door to make his way to work. Once her husband was gone, Lois went to the bedroom to get cleaned up and dressed for the day. After drying herself off from the shower, Lois looked at herself in her full body mirror and whistled, impressed by what stared back at her in her reflection. Turning and posing, the woman found her figure had improved significantly, now more toned and athletic, like she had been exercising her entire life, even flexing her arm to find a solid mass of muscle she squeezed between her fingers. Not only that her curves were fuller and more pronounced, her chest now a proud DD in cup size and her hips and rear wider and firm with a heart shaped rump. “Hmm, did I get taller?” Bringing her hand to the top of her head and tracing her way to the door frame, the woman found that while barefoot she was now 2-3 inches taller than before. “Huh… Guess that’s another improvement.” She smiled, enjoying the state of things so far, heck, she felt incredible, and all it took was to drink over 5 gallons of liquid kryptonite.
The kryptonite.
She had to plan another raid to stop Lex’s production of those weapons, she had already cleared out the one facility, and that meant there were only five others left to pick clean. If she did enough damage to his plans, Lex’s grants would be terminated and the project would be scrapped, leaving Clark safe and sound. Still a wayward thought did cross her mind; if five gallons of liquid kryptonite turned her into an amazon of a woman, what would more do?
*
Meanwhile across town…
The First National Bank had just opened for business this morning and the tellers were already busy with people making deposits and withdrawals. It eventually changed to something less mundane when five men dressed in black carrying duffle bags stormed into the bank wielding assault riffles fired up into the air and barked orders for everyone to get to the ground.
Storming up to the teller and demanding money, two of the black clad assailants whispered to each other while keeping an eye on everyone on the floor. “This is crazy man! Did the boss forget whose city this is?”
“Relax, the boss got something last night that’ll help deal with that red and blue boy scout!”
No sooner than when the first bag was filled that the bank could hear the clarions of police cruisers barricade the front of the back.
*
Getting dressed in a pair of denim slack and a red hoodie, Lois turned on the television to pass the time, going over her notes on the locations of the other five facilities Lex Luthor was creating kryptonite weapons. Remembering their addresses prior to when her files were wiped, she lost just about everything except for the notes she kept on paper just in case. “Here we are! Next facility is about 2 miles out of Metropolis, I can get a cab… Maybe take the bus out there.”
While she was thinking on her next plan of action, her ears picked up the news from the television as a breaking story cut in.
“We are live here from the heart of Metropolis where a bank robbery is being held up by police, the assailants seem to be using energy weapons we’ve never seen before… Wait, what’s this? We have the man of steel arriving on the scene folks.”
The shaking camera panned to Superman floating in mid air between the robbers and police, his arms crossed over his chest and his red cape flapping in the wind as he tried to talk down the thieves. Immediately the robbers fired upon Superman, their bullets bouncing off harmlessly off him, until Lois recognised one of the robbers aim a rifle at the Man of Steel, one she recognized from the lab she raided the other night. With a single shot, Superman was hit with a green light that stunned and hurt him, making Superman drop like a stone and tumble to the ground. Fired on again, Lois could hear her husband cry out as the kryptonite laser shot at him again.
“CLARK!!!!”
Wide eyed and panicking, Lois bolted towards the balcony window and stepped out into the open, pulling the hoodie over her head, she jumped off the balcony, landing 30 stories down on the ground and causing a panic when she jumped up and vaulted over an apartment building nearby, desperately using all her newfound strength to make it to the bank and save her husband in time.
*
Staggering back and dragging himself to lean against a police cruiser, Superman gasped and clutched at his chest like he was having a heart attack, because he may have well had been. That hit to the chest hurt as much as when he went toe to toe with Shazam with that lightning bolt to the chest he gave him. Looking back at the bank, his vision was still blurred and dazed, but it was focussed enough to still recognize the laser rifle that hit him being aimed and ready to fire again. Ducking to the side just in time for the green tinted plasma blast to leave a harsh scorch mark in the car door he propped himself against, Superman dragged himself up to his feet, clutching at his chest while he tried to find cover.
He could feel his strength returning, but the speck of gunfire ricocheting off his side and shoulder from the other weaponry the bank robbers used stung fiercely. But he was quickly recovering, the poisoning was wearing off when he regained his footing. But before he could duck behind another car where a pair of officers were waving to him to reach safety, another blast of green light struck out and impacted the Man of Steel’s leg, sending him back to the ground to clutch at his injury. Recoiling in pain as the gunfire bouncing off his body hurt more.
Watching Superman recoil from the gunfire, three of the bank robbers laughed to themselves, reduced to making pot shots to keep the man down and using the kryptonite plasma rifle to knock him back down.
“Hey Mark! You finished cleaning out that vault?” Called out the ringleader, grinning to himself as he aimed the plasma rifle to fire again, enjoying the sound of Superman crying out with each cheap shot.
“Almost done here boss, you done plucking the wings off that blue butterfly out there?”
The group laughed out loud as the rifle pinged, indicating that it was fully charged for the next shot.
“Yep, time for the ol headshot and escape boys, get the tear gas ready so we can blow this place.”
Aiming the rifle at the injured blue and red hero gasping for air and clutching at his kryptonite burns, the leader of the robbery smirked and pulled the trigger. But the moment he did, something landed like a ton of bricks in front of him and slammed down on the ground, taking the energy bolt like it was a gust of air, and saving Superman’s life.
“The fuck?”
Whoever it was, she was standing in front of the dazed and bewildered Man of Steel and keeping the ringleader from taking any other shots at him.
“Hey! You wanna take shots at someone? Why don’t you take a shot at me!” The stranger called out, pointing a thumb at her chest.
Glaring back at the woman, the leader flicked a switch on the plasma rifle, setting the weapon to fully automatic and unloaded it on the hooded woman. Thin streaks of green light spat out of the doorway of the national bank towards the woman who crossed her arms in front of her to take the dozens of energy blasts. Her sleeves and chest scorched and caught on fire as the energy burned right through the fabric. For a moment he thought his mind was playing tricks on him when it looked like she was getting off on it. Spreading her arms out and taking the shots to the chest, but every time she did, the shooter thought he saw the green energy get soaked up through what bare skin was exposed behind the remains of her burned hoodie sweater. And if his eyes were playing more tricks on him… It looked like she was getting stronger.
Ceasing his fire and looking back confused, the ringleader blinked in surprise when he noticed her looking down at her now more defined abdominal muscles and back at him with green glowing eyes. If he did not know any better, he swore he read her lips say ‘More’ when she suddenly charged forward. Panicking, everyone fired at the woman as she stormed up the stairs and barreled through the doors off their hinges like they were made of cardboard, knocking the gunmen off their feet and roll into a tumble until they stopped midway across the bank floor.
Getting up and rubbing his sore head, the man looked up to find the woman had his kryptonite rifle in her hands and breathing hard with clenched teeth. The woman pried out the weapon’s battery pack and crushed the rifle in her hand like it was made of tinfoil before biting into the battery and filling the room with a bright green glow.
“Boss! The hell is she doing?”
“Is she nuts?”
Then the glow died down, its energies pulled into the woman’s mouth and being absorbed into her system until the glow quickly died and she looked down at the spent battery with disappointment. Tossing the power pack away and glaring back at the five robbers, the woman leered with green glowing eyes and a wide smile.
“Oh, you boys are in REAL trouble now!”
*
Helped back up to his feet with the help of a pair of police officers, Superman stood to his feet and shook his head to clear it as the kryptonite poisoning finally ebbed away. Regaining his equilibrium and strength to stand.
“Hey there Supes, you okay?” Asked one of the officers helping him up.
“Yes… Thank you, I’m feeling better now.”
Looking towards the front façade of the national bank as flickered lights of gunfire flashes could be seen within, Clark could hear cries for help, panic and what sounded like heavy impacts from inside the building before everything went silent. Minutes went by with no indication of any activity within the bank, making everyone outside nervous. Even Clark was unsure what happened with his X-ray vision still recovering. But then Superman and the police were startled when the roof blew out of the bank from something catapulting up and out like a cannon ball into the air to land several blocks away on the roof of a 50 story skyscraper before leaping again and disappearing faster than they could keep track of. Still too weakened to give chase, Superman stormed into the bank with his regaining strength to look inside and check who was unharmed.
“What in…”
What he found were the five robbers defeated and sitting together in the middle of the floor, bruised and unconscious. Bound on the floor with their hands tied behind their backs, their weapons had been crushed by bare hands as if they were the consistency of soft clay in front of their splayed feet.
Scratching his head, the man of steel was at a loss for words, as were the rest of the authorities who quickly joined him inside the bank to find the five culprits already in custody.
“You missed it!” Cried out one of the bank tellers as they all got up from the floor. “I can’t believe you missed it!”
“Missed what?”
“She was incredible!” Answered another, checking her wrists after the ropes were loosened around her arms. “She just barrelled through here and walloped those guys like they were toddlers! Then she flew out the roof!”
Looking around the bank floor and finding bullet shells everywhere and a few cracked tiles where it looked like something heavy made impacts, Superman then turned his attention to the hole in the ceiling where sunlight could be seen cutting in through the gaping hole.
“Got yourself another hero there Supes?” Asked one of the police as he too looked up at the hole in the ceiling and to the relieved hostages.
“Maybe…”
Looking around the floor, Superman’s red boot tapped against something metallic. Looking down he found what appeared to be the plasma rifle that was used on him, now crushed, and twisted into a proverbial tin-foil ball by his feet. Startled at first, he was worried of any residual kryptonite radiation… Only to find he was still okay. Hesitantly picking the weapon up, he still did not feel anything from it.
“Whatcha got there Supes?”
“Looks like this is what they used to drop me to my knees.” He answered, turning it back and forth over his hand. “It’s a shame I can’t make out what it used to be before it was crushed.”
“Well, I think we got this handled Superman, try to sit down somewhere or something and get your strength back.”
Seeing that the situation was now under control and the crisis over, Superman waved everyone farewell and made his exit through the main entrance. A loss for words to who his unfamiliar savior was or where they went off to.
*
Kent residence… 10 minutes later.
Flying through the open screen door to the balcony of their shared apartment, Superman stepped inside his home and closed the screen behind him. Looking around the living room, he did not find Lois at her work desk.
“Lois? Are you home?” He called out, undoing his cape, and draping it over the nearest chair while he rubbed the back of his neck and sat down, rubbing over the sore spots still recuperating after the kryptonite poisoning.
“Hey sweety, rough day?” Called out Lois from the bedroom, the door closed for privacy.
“Yeah, I guess you could say that. You were right about Lex’s weapon plans; some goons were robbing a bank and had a prototype kryptonite powered plasma rifle with them. Even got shot up a few times by it too.”
Opening the bedroom door to step out and toss some ruined clothes into the garbage bin nearby, Lois gave her husband a worried look as she pulled her hair free from the back of her freshly changed blouse and came around his chair to hug the man from behind. Wrapping her arms around his shoulders to drape down his chest, Lois pecked a kiss over his cheek.
“Aww, poor baby, where does it hurt?” Lois purred in Clark’s ear, letting her hands gently roam over his shoulders to ease his sore limbs.
Taking off the shirt of his costume, Clark pointed towards a healing burn on his shoulder and over his back that still stung. Immediately the woman sunk to her knees and began to pepper the burns with dotting kisses, smiling as she looked up at the man while her lips were around the healing spot, only to linger when she began to taste the ebbing flavour of kryptonite energy still in his system. Not too long afterwards, her kissing became more impassioned, even going so far as to lick at the healing burns only to pout when she found the flavour had gone away after a few seconds. When that happened, she moved to another burn, the one still healing on his back.
“Hey… That tickles.”
“Oops, sorry Smallville, got a little carried away…”
Snapping out of her fixation, Lois smiled back to the man and stood up, giving him a final kiss on the forehead before heading back down the hallway towards the kitchen where she looked over her shoulder with a smile.
“I’m planning dinner tonight if you’re hungry. You in the mood for spaghetti?”
“Pasta? Sure, that sounds great…” Sighed Clark, rolling his shoulder and finding it back to normal again. Looking over to find the small scorch mark he was surprised to find it gone. “Are you cooking or ordering out again?”
“Pff… I’m a city girl Smallville, we’re ordering out. End of story.”
Chuckling to himself and shaking his head, Clark got up and made his way to the bedroom to change, kissing Lois on the way as she pulled the phone off the wall and dialed the nearest Italian restaurant to order out.
Looking down the hall and watching the man close the door behind him, Lois smiled and wrung her hands together with barely contained glee. She did it. She saved her husband from one of Luthor’s prototype weapons, and it was so EASY! She never felt so powerful in her life, and all because she ate all the kryptonite she could get her hands on.
“This is amazing… If I can find the rest of the kryptonite storage silos, then Clark won’t have to worry about another green glowing problem in his… OH! Yes? I’d like to order spaghetti with garlic bread for two… Yes, I’ll be paying by card, 30 minutes? Thanks.”
Putting the phone back on the receiver, she heard Clark exit the bedroom changed in casual wear and coming up behind her to wrap his arms around her waist and kiss her cheek. Wrapping her arms around his, she smiled wider and leaned back against his chest.
“I take it dinner is coming in half an hour. I heard you over the phone.”
“Sure is, but that just means we have some time to ourselves before the delivery, how ever will we pass the time?” Lois asked playfully, tapping her husband’s cheek with her finger before taking his hands in hers and guiding him towards the living room couch. The moment they were both seated, Lois straddled the man’s waist and wrapped her arms around his shoulders and behind his back, pressing her chest under his chin and giggling out loud at how he’d blush at her forwardness.
“What’s with the frisky attitude Lois?”
Playfully combing her fingers through his hair, Lois leaned back and tapped her chin in thought.
“Hmm… I figured since I’ll be off the story for a little while, maybe I’ll enjoy it with my favorite hubbie.”
Chuckling back at her flirtatious attitude, Clark quickly tilted his head in confusion when he noticed something out of place with Lois. Even Lois stopped her act of affection when he stopped to stare at her.
“What is it Smallville?”
“Hey honey, are you wearing contacts?”
“No, why?”
“Well, its just I don’t remember your eyes being green before.”
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