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Stories & Art => Celebrity Stories => Actors & Actresses => Topic started by: crk74 on August 16, 2025, 09:28:07 AM
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Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a big rockstar and bang Sydney Sweeney too.
I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in. It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win.
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be. Tell me what you want.
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in, and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me.
Ah, so what do I need?
I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet. Been there, done that.
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars and my own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me. I think Sydney Sweeney would approve of that.
So how am I gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, that's how. I'd even cut my hair and change my name too.
Cause I just wanna be a big rockstar and fuck Sydney Sweeney.
Gonna pull up in my sleek black limousine and offer her a ride.
The clothes come off fast and next thing I know, she's riding my dick.
Ride it long and hard until I'm cumming in that hot pussy.
Yeah! I wanna be a big rockstar just so she'll love me.
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels and hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes.
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free, I'll have the quesadilla, ha ha.
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion and get a front door key to the Playboy mansion. I'm gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me.
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there. Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary of today's who's who.
They'll get you anything with that evil smile. Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar.
Tonight I'm gonna think about it when my cock is between Sydney Sweeney's tits.
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors and gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser.
I'll get washed up singers writing all my songs and lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong.
At the end of the day I'll be coming home to Sydney Sweeney and fucking her while you watch her movies.