Celebrity Story Site
CSS General Chat => Meet The Authors => Topic started by: John Connors on October 12, 2025, 05:02:04 PM
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Here is the next of our interviews that we will be conducting with the authors who post their work on Celebrity Story Site.
In this interview, we talk to HER_ABHORRED_SHEARS about how she got into writing celebrity erotica, who influenced her to write in this genre, and other topics related to her writing.
1. Where are you from?
I am a 38 y/o woman who writes under a different name. This = my spare time thing. To answer the question I live in Australia, which is great because when my New York-based agent/publisher needs me on a Zoom call I have to wake up at 4:00am.
2. How did you come up with your pen name and is there any meaning behind it?
The Classical Greeks believed in three sisters (the Moirai) who personified fate. Clotho spins out the thread of our lives, Lachesis measures out our years, and Atropos cuts it off at the end with a pair of shears.
3. How long have you been writing celebrity erotic fiction?
One year.
4. Who or What got you started writing erotic fiction?
It's easy and fun. You don't have to fuck around establishing character: everyone knows who the celebrity is. Standards are lower because it's porn, and you have the freedom to take risks. What's the worst that can happen? You think "Wow, my story about Sonic the Hedgehog shitting in Danny DeVito's mouth missed the mark for some readers!" and move on. That's it. The fact that it's fanfiction means you have an instant audience of readers, which is great. Unless you write Danny DeVito fanfic. Then you probably don't have many readers.
5. Who would you say are your biggest influences as a writer of less than appropriate celeb fiction? Which authors, if any, would have inspired you?
I probably have more things that anti-inspire me. I read a lot of porn stories, and honestly, many just fundamentally don't work. They're not stories at all: they're scenes. Two people are having sex on a beach or something, everything's lovey-dovey and wonderful, there's no tension or drama, and then the story ends. I think "great for these two imaginary people, but that did nothing for me as a reader." When I think of great erotica stories, sex is just part of what's compelling about them. Many would still be interesting if they had no sex at all. I'm not a "porn needs PLOT" person (shitty plots have been the doom of many a story), but I love it when an author does something extra. It could be a sharp ear for dialogue, a flair for vivid scene-setting, a mordant sense of humor, an unusual perspective on life, a raging case of unmedicated schizophrenia, or anything. I really believe that every erotica story needs at least SOMETHING interesting aside from sex, however small that might be.
6. Who are your favourite celeb sex story writers? Past and Present.
I like Noj and Dark_Swordsman and Muhabba. Cadeauxxx is the slow-burn king. DickThePimp's stories are crude on a technical level but have an unapologetic swagger and confidence that's charming. Marquis de Sade lived nearly three hundred years ago but is still the man to beat for "bruh, that's fucked up" (and given his propensity for roping in historical figures like Catherine the Great and Pope Pius VI, I would definitely consider him a celeb fanfic author. Possibly the earliest one.)
7. Any favourite sex stories that you've read that made you think - "Wow! That's incredible!"
Twelve years ago, I read a story "Sibling Seduction" (by TPG, I believe) that was really good. I use it to this day as the basic template for brother-sister stories like "Spaencest" and "Big Tits and Correct Opinions". I have a lingering suspicion it was written before Miley Cyrus turned eighteen, which may explain why all traces of the story have disappeared from the internet.
8. Which of your own stories are you the most proud of writing?
"Kanye Witch Coven" has a lot going on, but I think it basically holds together (it was supposed to end in another twist, with "Sophie" revealed as Alex Vandross's sister—which casts Amber Rose's decision in a far different light—but I decided that was pulling the rug on the reader too many times). "Down from the Summit of the Sky" seems well-liked. The "...Unenthusiastic Titfucks" stories are brain-damaged slop but have a satirical edge. We've all seen a celebrity fake-smiling at a charity event and thought "Wow, they do NOT want to be here", so I took that feeling and cranked the intensity up to 11. I want them to be painful and grueling and awkward for the reader as well as the celeb.
9. Which celebrities do you enjoy writing about the most?
Christina Hendricks is amazing. She has the mythic larger-than-life quality one normally associates with Gilgamesh and Superman—you can have her do nearly anything and the reader will buy it. Beyonce and Taylor Swift have a similar quality.
10. What type of sex scenes do you enjoy writing the most?
I like sex scenes involving people who are...not playing with the same deck of cards, if you like. One's smart, the other's dumb. One's nice, the other's a psychopath. One's sane, the other's bats in the belfry. One's naive, the other's running a grift. One expects a tame vanilla experience, the other's dragging them straight to the deep end of the pool. I don't really like perfect soulmates who are in WUV. To me that's boring—like a gangster story where Don Vito says "I am making an offer you cannot refuse" and the other guy says "sure!" You want conflict. You want the severed horse head on the bed.
11. Do you have routine for how and when you write?
No.
12. Do you sketch out a plan on paper/word/notes or write off the cuff with a basic idea and let it flow from there?
At a basic level, a story is a question and an answer (usually several). I know the question (can Sabrina Carpenter save her career with a gangbang publicity stunt?) and the answer (it fails, literally nobody notices what she's doing, but things work out fine for her anyway), but the other details are improvised as I go along.
13. Apart from hot celebrities, does anything else influence your writing? Music, Fashion, TV etc.
Yeah, a lot of stuff. I'm interested in the idea of celebrity itself, and how it's sort of a contradiction: a famous person is often not a real person at all but a mirage created to keep the wolves away from that person (who values their privacy and safety). "Britney's Throat" in particular is about that. Otherwise, I just look for anything interesting and shove it into my stories. The drabness of many stories is astonishing. We're not writing legal torts or IEEE compliance manuals here. You've got an extremely thrilling and dangerous activity—sex—and some of the most colorful people on Earth—celebrities—and you seriously can't find an angle? The reader should NOT be bored in a fanfic about Spongebob fucking Alex Trebek.
14. Any projects you are working on that you are excited about?
My current plan is to start another twenty series, none of which I will finish. I am also ramping up the number of spelling errors in each story in a sustainable, slow-build fashion. I aspire to hit 30 typos per 1000 words by Christmas. Even 15-20 would be acceptable. If I miss the moon, I shall land among the stars.
15. Any tips for readers that may want to start writing celebrity erotic fiction?
Read more books, have reactions to them, and understand why you had that reaction. Know thyself. Analyze why a story works or doesn't work, then apply those lessons to your own writing. Don't get fancy. Focus on basics. Always have a source of tension in your story. Maybe character 1 wants one thing, and character 2 wants a different thing, and their differences are irreconcilable: there HAS to be a winner and a loser. Make the reader curious as to which character will get their way (easy if they're BOTH likeable or compelling), and they'll read to the end. Winner! (The tension should not be "will they have sex"? It's a porn story, ya dingus. Of course they're having sex.) Treat your work with light hands. A story you slave on for weeks will flop. A story you crapped out in an evening will rock the proverbial casbah. Remember that the most popular Black Sabbath song was written as album filler in a day or so. Relax and don't overthink stuff. Also, make sure you send the celeb your story after copying it onto blank paper in letters cut out of a newspaper. They love that. Send a copy to their legal department too, to ensure timely delivery.