Daniel O’Shea’s: Conquest Of Hollywood: Part 1: A Tale Of Two Women

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Daniel O’Shea’s: Conquest Of Hollywood: Part 1: A Tale Of Two Women by DCBFEST
Celeb(s) – Natalie Portman, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Zach Braff and Lindsay Lohan
Codes – MF, Oral, Anal
Email: dcbfest@hotmail.com for your thoughts on the story and for suggestions.
Originally posted on September 11 2005 at CSSA

The following story is a work of fiction and in no way is an accurate portrayal of the person(s) depicted.

One year ago I was living down south and attending college. I wrote a movie script while in college and sent it out to Hollywood just to see if I would get any bites. Well sure enough a producer called me back and said he wanted to buy my script. I told him he could only buy it if i could have full control over the script. The production company agreed and told me that they wanted to make one little change to my script. They wanted to turn the lead into a female! I was ready to back out
of the deal when Brian the producer told me that the female would have to come down south and live with me and follow me around to prepare for the role. I still almost declined until he told me who the actress was that they had hired for the part. One name made me change my mind and sacrifice my script somewhat. Brian said that the female role would be played by none other than Lacey Chabert. If there was ever a female that i obsessed over in Hollywood it was Lacey. I mean how could you not? She had it all she had an angelic voice to die for. She had long dark hair and eyes to match. She had a rack that men would kill for. Her D-cup breasts were obviously her best asset but speaking of ass she had one of the best asses Hollywood had to offer besides Jennifer Lopez. Well the day came and Lacey stepped off the plane and i fell in love with her the moment that i saw her. We hit it off first thing and went out drinking that night. When we got back home i leaned over the couch and kissed her suprisingly she kissed me back and we started making out right there. I wound up getting the best blowjob that night that i had ever gotten before. It was fantastic. Over the next three months we were inseperable and were having sex everytime i looked around. This all came crashing down one night at a party my best friend Seth threw. Seth was a ladies man and could have anyone he wanted but that night he wanted someone famous. That night he wanted my girl and he decided to take her. I was trapped in his closet staring out as Seth took my drunken Lacey and did everything to her from eating her out to doggystyle to finally anal. This almost destroyed me but it took Seth of all people to wake me up and explain to me that it was a mistake and that Lacey was the best thing to happen to me and even got me to quit drinking. Well I forgave Lacey and we made up by once again making sweet passionate love. The next day we agreed to go to Hollywood together but I told Lacey that if she just settled for me than she would never forgive herself and that she needed to move on out of my life and find a life of her own. The plane left my town with a heartbroken Lacey aboard. The good news is that she understood.

So she did the movie and it did alright in theatres being an idependent film and all. But one thing happened that I never expected to happen. It became a cult classic and everyone loved it and suddenly something I created was something that everyone loved and wanted. So me and my new agent Seth were on our way to Hollywood!

I am Daniel O’Shea! I live in Hollywood and I’m gonna own this town!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the Academy Awards! The place was packed with stars and Jamie Foxx was on stage because he was last year’s winner for best actor Oscar. He was presenting the award for Best actress in a drama the highest Oscar for a female actor.

“And the winner is…” he said as he opened the envelope…

“Lacey Chabert for Life in Podunk!” he said…

Lacey walked on stage in tears because she had finally done it. Because of Daniel’s script she had made it in Hollywood finally. She gave a heartbreaking speech and thanked Daniel at the end of it.

Later than night at Daniel’s new Hollywood mansion. There was an Oscar party and all the stars were there. “Dan you have done it bro! You have made it and I can’t believe we live in Hollywood now!” Seth said with excitement…

“Yeah well I kind of owe it to you Seth!” I exclaimed. “I don’t know what that means bro but whatever we are here now and it is time to live it up!” Seth retorted. “I wonder what actress we are gonna meet first man?” asked Seth.
About the time he said that we turned around and watched one of the greatest displays I have ever seen. Jennifer Love Hewitt was walking across the party and headed for us. It was amazing it was almost as if it were in slow motion. She was wearing a tight red dress that was low cut on her chest making her very large magnificient breasts pour out of her dress. Her hair was down and flowed down her back like a dark waterfall. She walked closer with a sexy devlish grin on her face as she finally aproached us.

“Well If it isn’t the man of the hour!” She said. “I just wanted to come over and tell you that I just loved the movie and would love to work with you someday. I see that you basically won Lacey an Oscar with your writing and was wondering if maybe i could get a shot as well.” She said…

“Actually Lacey worked very hard to win her Oscar I’m just honored that she even did my movie!” I exclaimed. And honored that she fucked my brains out for three months straight. I thought to myself..
As I stood there listening to Love talk I won’t lie i stared at her enormous tits thinking that her and Lacey pretty much had the same body and that they could pass for sisters. And then I thought about how Love probably taught Lacey about sex and taught her some of the different positions. It hit me that as good at fucking as Lacey was, she was the student and Love was the teacher meaning that Love would probably be the most amazing fuck on the planet. I imagined in my head what it would be like to lay her down and make sweet sweet love to Love. As I was thinking about it Love said something: “I would love to work with you real soon Daniel!” she said…

“Ok when would be a good time for you?” I asked…

“How about tonight there sexy! Here at the party it will probably take an hour or so for me to say what I have to say!” She winked as she told me…

“Alright meet me on the third floor of the house in the second room to the right in 30 minutes.” I told her..

I watched as she walked away and went up the stairs to the third floor and I knew she would be waiting and I thought to myself: Will she actually discuss a movie role in a movie a write or was this an excuse to throw me down on the bed and fuck me just like in my dreams to try and be in my movie. Even though i would be used I prefered the second scenario.

“Man you have got to tell me every detail in the morning!” Seth exclaimed..

“She has got to be the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood!” He said.

I was about to agree with him when across the party it was as If God or something stepped in and It seemed as if the party just split as if Moses himself parted it. Across the room I saw an actor that looked very familiar to me but it was the woman he was with that drew my attention in the first place. I saw the back of her and she was thin (not anorexia thin) but had a very sexy athletic body. She was wearing a dark blue dress with glittery material on it that made her shine like an angel. She was very short i noticed. She was about the same height maybe shorter than Lacey was. She had her dark hair put up in a bun on her head she looked like she was a queen. Her dress had a slit down her back that stopped right there where you could barely see the crack of her ass. And by the way this gorgeous creature had the most fantastic ass ever. It was small but it had the sexiest tight round shape i’ve ever seen. This angels skin was extremely smooth and tan. I had to know who this was and then The actor walked up with her and I knew who they both were as soon as they got closer to me.

“Hey man! Hows it going I’m Zach!” the man said..

“Zach Braff! Yeah I know you and I love your work.” I told him…

“I loved your movie too man! Out of all those films at the Canne Festival yours stood out more than anyone.” he said…

Wow Zach Braff just said he loved my movie! I mean this was the man who wrote and directed Garden State. He was a master of writing where you came from and the way your home town can effect you. His movie actually inspired me to write a movie about where I am from.

“Oh where are my manners! Must’ve left them back in Jersey! This here is someone who I am great friends with and of course liked her enough to use in my movie!” he said

“Natalie Portman! No need in introducing someone like Natalie Portman!” I exclaimed…

“Mr. O’shea thank you for inviting us here tonight! And by the way I loved the movie. I loved the fact that you used Lacey in the film as well. She is a great actress but is neglected in Hollywood.” she said…

For the first time in my life when I heard her speak to me and when I just took in her beauty I was in love at first sight. I had to have everything that was Natalie Portman. As we stood there talking and laughing about things Zach gave Seth his number and said to call him later to hang out and he would show us around hollywood. So then Seth grew a pair and walked across the party and started talking to Lindsay Lohan someone who i would love to talk to myself but didn’t even matter now that I was talking to the most beautiful person not in Hollywood but in the world in my opinion. I listened to her talk and and I already knew she was smart knowing that she graduated from Harvard and could speak like seven different languages but you could tell that she seemed to have everything already figured out.

We seemed to hit it off so i decided to get ballsy and ask for her number. To which she replied something that I did not expect.

Her sexy smile turned into a look of being annoyed and angry. Quite frankly it scared me.

“Listen Daniel! I loved your movie and I can tell that you are a great and fun guy. But don’t think for a minute that I am going to walk up the stairs and shake my ass for you giving you the go ahead to do whatever you want with me in your room. That same room by the way that I noticed Jennifer Hewitt walking in like twenty five minutes ago!” She said angrily…

Damn I have five minutes to get up there before Jennifer gets pissy!… I thought…

“So yes I would love to work with you because you are an amazing writer probably one of the best I’ve ever seen. I however will not sleep with you to get a part because I’m better than that and also I’m in a relationship now. So I would love to see you again around Hollywood but as a friend and maybe as a colleague. So think of me when you go to write your new movie and remember that I’ve been in this Hollywood game ever since I was seven years old so I will not fall for the other stuff that these other bimbos do. I really do want to get to know you and work with you Daniel! Give me a call sometime as a friend!” she said….

She handed me her number and kissed me on the cheek as she turned and walked away. I noticed that she put a little extra swivel in her ass to torture me as she walked away. One thing was for sure I hadn’t been rejected before and I was so in love with Natalie that it almost made me sick.

I rebounded quick when i realized that I only had 2 minutes left. So i ran to the bar and yes i thought it was awesome to have a bar in my mansion. Fuck that! it was awesome just to have a mansion. I threw back three shots of whiskey and turned around to see Ashton Kutcher yelling at me from from across the way. Oh god no i thought as I quickly ran and my buddy Seth intercepted Kutcher as I ran up stairs.

I walked down the hall and came up to my first door on the right where the door was cracked and so i peeked in to find Zach Braff of all people in there with Mandy Moore. Zach was on the bed on his stomach giving the lovely Moore and even lovelier naked I might add the pussy eating of a lifetime. She was bucking her hips fucking his face and moaning like a virgin. I walked down the hall turned on by the naked sight of Mandy Moore. I looked into the the first room on the left and saw Lindsay Lohan butt naked fingering herself. She must be waiting for Seth that lucky dog we would have to compare stories in the morning. I stared at Lindsay and realized for her size she had an enormous set of tits on her. They looked phenomenal as well. Her, I smoke way too much, shrieks of plaesure turned me on as well not to mention those gorgeous globes on her chest.
I finally reached the second room on the right and knocked on the door when all of a sudden the door swung open and a hand pulled me in the room and threw me on the bed. I looked up to see a glorious sight like no other. Love Hewitt was standing there in a tight red bra causing her huge tits to almost burst through. She also had on a red thong that left nothing to the imagination.

“I Can’t believe you made me wait up here for thirty minutes!” She said… “Your gonna pay for that Mr. O’Shea!” She told me with a sexy grin on her angelic face.

She climbed on top of me laying on me and then she leaned over and kissed me passionately. I felt her soft sexy tongue massaging mine in a rythm that almost made me cum. I felt her big tits rubbing up and down my chest as she made out with me and dry humped me. Her mouth was hot and turned me on like there was no tomorrow. As I sucked her tongue my hand ran down her silky back to her firm ass which i grabbed and squeezed as she moaned with pleasure. I leaned up and she helped me take off my jacket and shirt. Then she got of me and knelt at the foot of the bed and pulled my pants off. She stood up leaving me in my boxers as she slowly unhooked her bra and let it drop but i could’t see what I had always dreamed of because she kept her hands over them. And then with a giggle she let her hands drop and there they were Thelma and Louise at their best. They were probably the second greatest pair of tits i had ever seen. They weren’t as big as Lacey’s but not by much. Also they were a milky white color which was sexy but I prefer tan woman. I was in no place ready to complain so I pulled her thong down revealing something she had that Lacey didn’t: Lacey had a landing strip but Love had a completely shaved area. This turned me on alot as I pulled Love to me and sitting on the bed with her standing over me I kissed her stomach and squuezed her ass. She let out moans of pleasure. She got down on her knees and took off my boxers and suddenly my seven inch cock was free. She looked at it and was surprised to see that it was already hard. So she bent down and kissed the head of my dick softly. This made my dick jump and quiver. She laughed at this but then bent down again and licked from the top of my dick down to my sack. Her tongue felt so incredible i should have came on her face right then and there. She sucked on my sack for 2 minutes while slowly stroking me.

“God you taste incredible Daniel!” She said as she looked up at me….

“Love I want you to suck me dry baby!” I told her…

She winked at me and then kissed and licked up my shaft to the top where she slowly stuck the tip in her mouth and using her jaw musscles she slowly sucked down my dick like a snake slowly taking a mouse into its mouth. She got down to about five inches when i pushed her head down on my cock and she gagged. I thought that maybe she could deepthroat like Lacey used to do to me but I guess Ms. Chabert learned that somewhere else. But still Love had her own way of sucking dick and it was awesome. She gave me slow head the entire time and moaned everytime she sucked me. She sucked me slowly for ten minutes and then she pulled her mouth off my cock and placed it between her breasts. As I stuck my dick in between her tits I squeezed them together and began fucking her luscious tits. They felt silky smooth as my cock pushed up and down between her mountains. She would give my cock a little lick every now and again when it came up to her face. I was almost ready to cum when she took me into her mouth again and started sucking faster and harder. As I felt her sticky saliva on my cock as she sucked it hard I felt the blood in my dick build up and I knew it was about time to spew my load.

“Jen Baby! I’m gonna cum for you!” I told her…

“Yes baby I want you to cum in my mouth and on my tits baby!” she said…
She started sucking more and more until suddenly i shot a hot load and a big one in her mouth there was so much force that some leaked out of her mouth and onto her chin i took my cock out of her mouth as she swallowed and I sprayed her lovely big tits down with my semen. She got off the bed and went into the bathroom and took a shower. After she got out of the shower a wet Jennifer Love Hewitt came back to bed naked and laid in bed with me. I sucked on her tits for a while and then I ate her out until she came. We lie there talking about sex and Hollywood and working together on a project.

The next morning I awoke to a bed without Love in it. She left me but there was a note on the dresser. It said: Daniel! I loved what we did last night and can’t wait to go even further next time give me a call. love, LOVE!

I got out of bed and put on my boxers and walked down the hall. As I was walking toward the third story balcony Lindsay Lohan came in from the balcony and ran up to me with just her thong on. Those luscious frekkled tits of her were bouncing everywhere as she ran towards me. She lept into my arms and I caught her and she wrapped her lags around my waist. She pressed her large tits against my chest and stuck her tongue in my mouth. She wasn’t as good a kisser as Love or Lacey was but she was still sexy and the kiss was still great. As she pulled her tongue out of my mouth she looked me in the eyes and pushed her breasts up toward my chin so I bent my head down and gladly tasted her luscious tits as I squeezed her firm big ass. I sucked on the right tit for a minute and then i sucked on the left for a while. Then we made out again some more. I finally let her feet touch the ground and noticed that she barely came up to my mouth realizing that everyone I had run into in Hollywood was amazingly short.

“Weren’t you with my boy Seth last night?” I asked…

“Yeah but we only had oral sex!” she exclaimed…

“I would love to show you what we did sometime Daniel!” she said…

“I would love for you to show me but maybe I might just want a little more than that baby!” I told her

“Well for you I would give you everything of me!” she exclaimed…

Then she kissed me and ran off giving me her number in the process. I walked out on the balcony where I saw Seth laying back in a beach chair looking out over the hill down on L.A. I also noticed that Zach Braff was also laying up their in another beach chair. I knew he said we would hang out but I didnt know it would be so early or at my house.

“What up Dude!!!!!!!!!” Zach yelled at me when i walked out…

“Nothing man! Did you enjoy yourself last night?” I asked…

“Yeah me and Mandy used one of your rooms and had ourselves quite a good time.” He said.

“Yeah me and Lindsay had quite a time too but all she did was give me a blowjob.” Seth told us..

“That sucks man! You have to get more than that!” Zach said…

“Yeah but you and Mandy have been off and on again for awhile!” I reminded Zach….

They both suddenly looked at me and sked how my night went. I told them that all I got was head too but that she wanted to take it further. We stayed up there for an hour telling each other what all we did and with whom that night before. Zach oobviously had the best night because not only did he get a blowjob from a smoking hot Mandy Moore but she apparently does anal because Zach said her ass is fucking tight as hell to quote him. Lindsay was coming by tonight to finish what she started with Seth and I was supposed to call Love for round two I guess.

“Hey I saw you were kinda into Natalie last night Dan!” Zach said…

“Yeah she is amazing!” I exclaimed…

“Well good luck buddy but I wouldn’t go ahead with any plans you might have of nabbing her.” zach said “Jennifer Love Hewitt is one thing but no offense she has been known as kind of a slut around this town. You did seal the deal with Lacey Chabert whcih is unbelieavable seeing as how much of goody goody she is. I’m proud of you for that but I’m telling you man, Trust me! Natalie Portman is off limits. You have to climb up to heaven and take on God himself before she will give you a chance and even then you have to be Jewish!” zach said…

“What?” I asked..

“You mean to tell me that you haven’t noticed that everyone she has dated has been Jewish like her! Come on there was Lucas Haas her co-star in mars attacks. And now she is dating an Israeli actor. Hell I’m fucking Jewish and she didn’t give me a chance!” I’m just saying that I was depressed for a year after we worked together on Garden State!” he said…

“Yeah Daniel you may want to take his advice and just stick with Ms. Hewitt! Hell I would!” Seth said…

“So both of you think that there is no way in hell for me to get a date with her! So you are telling me that there is no way for me to make Natalie mine!” I exclaimed to them….

“You want even get the phone call brother!” Zach said…

My phone starts ringing and I pick it up imediatley.

“Hello!” I call out into the phone…

“Hey Daniel I need you to meet me Vitorio’s on Rodeo in twenty minutes!” She told me…

“Hey Who is this?” I asked (even though I knew that angelic voice from anywhere)

“Nat!” She exclaimed…

Alright Natalie I will be there!” i told her as we both hung up the phone. I had the phone accidentaly on speaker phone the entire time as Seth and Zach heard.

“Hey Zach what is that saying you guys say on Scrubs all the time? Oh yeah In Your Face!!!!” I jokingly said to him…

“Well I’m just saying man this woman is going to make you go to hell and back for her Danny boy!” Zach told me…

“It might just be worth it there Zachary Braff!” I told him as I laughed…

I got a shower and dressed up nice for my angel. I jumped in my Navigator and pulled out my driveway and headed for Natalie! As I was driving I looked up and noticed the Hollywood sign in the background and thought to myself I am in love with Natalie Portman and tonight I was probably going to fuck the hell out of Jennifer Love Hewitt and I live in a mansion in Hollywood and I wrote a successfull movie that earned ninety million dollars at the box-office. I thought to myself I live in Hollywood Damnit!

My name is Daniel O’Shea! I live in Hollywood and I’m gonna own this town!

to be continued!!!!!