Kylie Griffin understood that she’d have to always be prepared to answer a call about trouble at any time, but that didn’t mean she had to be happy about it. She was just trying to take a nice vacation on the planet of Runeterra. She figured there were a lot of interesting people there, plus, no one from Earth could call her about anything. She was correct about the first thing, the second, not so much.
“So much for me getting dressed for a nice, relaxing vacation.” Kylie said as she shook hands with her assigned partner for this project, a woman by the name of Jinx. Kylie was shocked at how similar the two of them looked, even if the amount of weapons Jinx always kept on her were a bit overkill.
“I think you look hot.” Jinx said, blatantly checking out Kylie’s tight crop-top and short shorts she was wearing.
“Look, the only reason I’m working with you is cause we’ve got the same goal. Speaking of which, what did Scarlett do to you? She robbed my apartment after I said something she was working on could use a little work when I briefly went to Canada and investigated the university she goes to.”
“She looked at me funny once. At least I think it was her. Doesn’t matter either way. Any reason I can use these is an opportunity I won’t say no to.” Jinx said, cocking her machine gun back as she started to walk. Kylie was in shock. How could this woman be so insufferable? “You should buy one, instead of using whatever that thing is that you’ve got on, Miss Goody Goody.”
Kylie was so done with Jinx and her, well everything. “I’m not a goody goody! I just care about the lives of others. Not like you’d understand that.” Jinx decided to not respond. Then her phone rang. Probably the nutcase who forced her to be next to this annoying, yet hot weirdo.
“Yo! McLean here!” Chris McLean said. The host with the most was still in jail for what in his opinion was a totally awesome idea for a new season of Total Drama, amongst some other crimes that Jinx didn’t give a shit about.
“Make it quick. I haven’t got all day here.” Jinx said. She already knew that Chris loved to hear himself talk, so it probably wouldn’t be quick. She could at least try though. She’d had a long day, and much like Kylie beside her, could probably just fall asleep right there on the ground if she felt like it.
“Just wanted to break this whole thing down. Kinda like I’m doing one of those recap things on my old show. The greatest show ever! Because it was hosted by me! Anyway, there was this one girl, Scarlett, who auditioned, but we didn’t accept her. We would’ve if the previous contestants didn’t sue me and somehow win. To think I used to like those kids! So for some revenge, she wants to steal all my money from my mansion, well, one of them. Your job is to eliminate her and make sure she doesn’t get her hands on any of the money. You got all that?”
“Yes, you fucking narcissist.” Jinx said, clearly annoyed at Chris’ love of himself. “How does she look again?”
“Not as great as me, I can tell you that much. I think she’s a redhead, I’m not really sure though. I only heard it all from a guy who knows a guy who knows someone who saw her doing some stuff at a strip club once. Anything else you need, Arcane or whatever your name is?” Chris asked. While he would’ve loved to talk more, he didn’t want the prison guards to see the phone he smuggled into his cell. What was he supposed to do though? Use a phone without his face and likeness on it? Like that’d ever happen.
“That’s not my fucking name!” Jinx shouted, wanting to throw the phone at something or someone. This whole situation was really testing her. Why would they involve her anyway? It’s not like she even knew this Scarlett chick! She then thought about unloading bullets into the woman’s face and it calmed her down just enough to start walking to catch up with Kylie who decided to get the mission started.
After quite a while of walking where nothing eventful happen, Kylie was about ready to lose it. “Do you think we could like stop and rest? Everything is killing me.”
“If we don’t stop, it’ll me that kills you. So shut the fuck up and keep on moving. At least I can look at how hot you are while you move.” Jinx’s attempt at flirting was far from subtle, not like Kylie minded though. She’d be lying if she didn’t also think Jinx was pretty hot herself. If she had more energy, she might have even asked her if she wanted to hook up later. Thankfully, they saw just who they were looking for casually walking, although if someone took the time to observe her, it was obvious she had her sights set on someone, or more accurately two someone’s.
She was a redhead just like Chris had said she’d be, wearing a in Jinx’s opinion a pretty slutty outfit. The miniskirt she was wearing barely covered her thighs, and the sleeveless top she had on pushed up her black bra, which Jinx of course took some time to stare at. Kylie was more interested in this woman’s high heels and thigh-high socks, although tried to somewhat hide her staring. “So what’s the plan?” Kylie asked.
Jinx just gave a look that scared Kylie a little. She knew that look must mean Jinx was planning something. Something probably involving bullets and or explosives. Jinx made sure her gun was loaded, and then point blank range managed to shoot the woman straight in the face with about twenty bullets. Kylie had to hand it to her, she might be a complete bitch, but damn this girl was a great shot with her gun. “Now, Kylie!” Jinx said.
“You remembered my name, lovely.” Kylie said as she prepared her proton pack to suck up the ghost of Scarlett. They couldn’t just kill her, they wanted to make sure she was completely dead. A little double murder never hurt anyone. Now Scarlett could live in a place with a bunch of ghosts just like her, along with a nice helping of slime for the rest of her ghostly existence.
“I’ll call Chris and make sure we get the money and stuff, you do your ghost thing or whatever it is you people do. After that I’m going to sleep. Care to join me?” Jinx asked.
“Sure, why not? Might as well make the most of this vacation.” Kylie replied as she finished transferring Scarlett to the ghost trap.
After Scarlett was taken care of, both Jinx and Kylie went back to Kylie’s temporary house she was staying while she was here. They of course walked straight for the bedroom. There was no way they could run, they were both just too tired from the day they’d had. “So now that we’re here, wanna fuck or something?” Jinx asked.
“I thought you’d never ask.” Kylie said as they both began to strip. Kylie undressed much quicker than Jinx, mainly on account of Jinx’s multiple belts. “Do you have to wear so many belts?” Kylie asked as Jinx finally removed the last of her clothing.
“I don’t tell you how to live your life.” Jinx snapped back. The two of them then went right for the other’s breasts, with Kylie briefly mentioning how X marks the spot before she started to suck Jinx’s breasts. Jinx tried to finger Kylie in the meantime, although it was obvious that they both weren’t really able to do much without leaning over and wanting to sleep on top of the other.
“You think we could do this some other time?” Kylie asked. Normally she’d be all for sex, her two friends with benefits in California were proof of that, but right now, she was just so done with everything.
“Sure, whatever. Please, just don’t leave.” Jinx asked. Normally she’d hate to feel weak with anyone, but right now, damn it, she just wanted someone to be with her while she slept. Kylie happily accepted as the two women finally drifted off to sleep.
Meanwhile, in a college dorm room in Canada, a certain redhead dressed in a rather slutty outfit was laughing to herself while looking into a camera. “You moronic imbeciles. You really thought you eliminated me? That was merely an actress I hired on a website to pose as me. She said she loved the art of cosplay, so I offered her a decent amount of money to pose as me so you two might have actually thought you accomplished something in your meaningless and pathetic lives. You might have known something was off about her if you spoken to her rather than just using your weapons to do the talking. Oh well, onto the next part of my plan.” Scarlett said as she set up another camera before she went over to a toolbox in the corner. She then, after a bit of building unveiled her latest creation. A giant, robotic monster.
Later in the day, after a series of monster attacks were reported in Canada, Mystery Incorporated were called in to investigate. The gang did their usual splitting up with Fred and Daphne going to look for clues, Scooby and Shaggy went to the kitchen of the building they were told the monster was near, with Velma distantly following behind them. The monster popped into the kitchen, scaring Shaggy and Scooby as per usual. “Like, zoinks, Scoob, it’s Mechagodzilla!” Shaggy shouted.
“Relp!” Scooby shouted as the two began to run. The monster, though, rather than chase after the two of them, simply scooped up Velma and ran in a completely different direction.
Velma was scared out of her mind, but was still trying to think of a way to get out of this and how to stop the monster from causing anymore chaos. There was something off about the monster, she just couldn’t place her finger on it. It then dumped her right in probably the last place she expected. Right on the bed of a very attractive woman dressed in a revealing outfit who she thought she’d might have recognized. “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” Velma asked.
“Indeed. It’s me, Scarlett. We bumped into each other while you took a tour of the university. I always knew you were exceptionally smart, as well as attractive. Which is precisely why I set this whole thing up.”
“Look, if you wanted to have sex, all you had to do was ask. But wait a minute, aren’t you seeing someone?” Velma asked.
“Correct. We can both see other people, though. She is lovely, but we realized that we both need different things, and while we can give each other so many great things, we can’t give everything that the other needs. I’m also not sure how you required that information.”
“It wasn’t hard. You have no idea how much news spreads around here. I’m not even from here and I knew about you and Gwen being together.”
Scarlett then began to strip in front of Velma, while also making sure to still keep control of the monster while it chased the rest of Mystery Inc., although mostly Shaggy and Scooby around. Velma was shocked at Scarlett’s lack of anything under her miniskirt.
“Normally I would wear something more, but I wasn’t sure at the success of this plan, so opted to without anything under my skirt. Now eat up.” Scarlett said.
Velma got started, although made sure to place her own breasts right up in Scarlett’s face as Scarlett took off Velma’s skirt and panties. Both women were slightly surprised by the other’s sexual skill. Scarlett had assumed that Velma would have to be guided through how to eat a pussy properly, but this woman was a natural. She’d for sure have to tell Gwen about her, maybe keep her around. Velma for her part was just as surprised by Scarlett’s true talent at sucking breasts. She managed to do things with her lips that she’d have to ask about in the future.
Scarlett wanted to eat out Velma later, although with her own orgasm approaching rather quickly, she knew that could be done another time. As soon as Scarlett came, she knew she’d have to recover for a bit, giving Velma just enough time to take the controller Scarlett was using to control the monster and deactivate it.
“Get dressed. I don’t want any of my friends to see you like this. Put on something a little more presentable.” Velma said as she herself redressed. The bite marks on her breasts could be covered up pretty well by her sweater at least.
As soon as they were both fully clothed and the rest of Mystery Inc. were back and pieced everything together, Velma handed a piece of paper to Scarlett with her number on it and then gave her a big kiss on the lips as a little something to remember her by.
As for Jinx and Kylie, they were still getting some well-deserved rest.
The End
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