Phoebe’s trip to the movie theater

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Phoebe’s trip to the movie theater:

Key terms: Phoebe Bridgers, magic, futa, masturbation, movie theater

Phoebe Bridgers was always a naughty lady. She loved sex more than even music and was happy being bisexual. She, after getting an abortion, wanted a permanent solution to her problem.  The singer wished she had a penis for two reasons, first, it would make abortion a non-issue as well as make periods a “thing of the past” and second, it would mean she could pee standing up.

Thankfully, Phoebe was a sex genie who would give her 3 wishes, but they all had to be sexual. The first one Phoebe wished for was for Taylor Swift to post nude and the second one was for toplessness to be fully decriminalized in the Western world. Finally, Phoebe said that she wished she was “still a girl but fucked like a guy”, and the genie replaced her “girl parts” with a 6-inch dick and balls with no sign it was any other way.

Phoebe loved the thrill of “peeing while standing up” and felt it was fun to use the urinal “as a lady”.  She loved how her boyfriend fucked her in the ass and he liked how he could never get her pregnant given her “girl parts”, as she called them, were gone. Her even stronger libido made her, on her 30th birthday, want to see a dumb romantic comedy involving Anna Kendrick at a movie theater. She was dressed in a midriff-baring white shirt to “give her belly some air” and some tight black jeans. She was not wearing a bra so it’d be better for her back.

She saw the predictable plot lines play out and laughed at them. The fact she thought Anna (and even Hunter Schaefer to a lesser extent, due to her small role) was hot, and it got her dick hard watching her. Not only did Anna briefly kiss Hunter in one scene, she was in a bikini in a swimsuit scene, like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde as her character was trying to impress her ex-boyfriend who had cheated on her.

Phoebe felt her pants tighten as she saw the brunette dance to Beyonce in a bikini. The bisexual singer looked around her, saw a mostly empty theater except for a fundie hate-watching the film and a gay male Juggalo couple watching it ironically and told herself “None of them can see me, and I’m the only girl, so I’ll solve my problem the crudest way possible.”

Phoebe decided to unzip her pants and reach into her boxers to start stroking her sausage. The singer was extremely horny and got to work immediately. She was careful to be quiet so that nobody would notice her even if was obvious she was sweating. 
The scene continued and Anna even took her bra off to show her small boobs and bare nipples and her character said “My boobies need some fresh air” as they were freed from the confines of the bra. She then blew a kiss at the audience while turning around.

The singer kept stroking herself. Phoebe knew she was being “naughty”, but her having a penis magically did not change her persona at all. The singer’s testicles were busy receiving extra blood as she stroked her penis.  Phoebe was biting her lip trying to avoid alerting anyone.

Thankfully, the horny singer was mostly being ignored. The fundie was saying Anna would go to hell on social media by saying she was showing her breasts against God’s will while dancing to the Devil worshiping Beyonce. The gay Juggalos were obviously not attracted to her but thought that the movie was dumb and that Anna’s character needed to “get down with the clown”  musically. Neither of them noticed that there was a famous singer present, let alone the fact she had a penis or that she was jerking off in the theater.

Phoebe was looking at Anna’s ass as she danced and she felt her balls start to tighten. She was actually speeding up her stroking while trying to keep herself quiet. The singer was close and wasn’t going to stop jerking. Phoebe’s nipples were also erect and were visible underneath her midriff-baring shirt, as she was not wearing a bra that day.

Phoebe then, right as the scene ended after Anna took the bottoms off and showed her bare ass, felt a familiar feeling. She shot hot, sticky cum out of her 6-inch penis as her mind went blank. She got semen on her exposed belly button area, her pants, and even a drop on her shirt. Phoebe then lay there, blissfully unaware of what was going on, and then put her penis back in her pants and zipped up her pants.

Later that week, Phoebe then chatted with Taylor as she wanted to open up for her girlie one day. Phoebe had written a new song about her penis and she had never performed it before. Taylor actually was the first person outside the studio to hear the song and she was intrigued about it. Phoebe never wanted to have a vagina again!!!

The End