Title: Courtney’s Self-Pleasure
Note: Courtney Barnett has a penis in this and set early in her career: 2014 to be precise. This is all fictional and do not read if you aren’t interested. You have been warned.
It was a hot day on the Australian Outback with an eerie calmness in the air. Little was going on at first. Meanwhile, a car was driving by with a single passenger. The driver was the famous up-and-coming rocker Courtney Barnett, who had just gotten back from shooting a music video for the song Avant Gardener.
Courtney had a visible bulge in her pants as she got out of her car. Notably, she wasn’t always this way. She once was drugged at a party by a fan in Melbourne in 2013 with a controversial drug that turns pussies into dicks. She didn’t remember any of the details given her memory was wiped that night while remember the shock of waking up and moaning “Oi, I’ve got a schlong where my pussy used to be.” Despite her initial shock, especially after a doctor told her she couldn’t ever get her pussy back, she became a huge fan of jerking off. Also, Courtney liked peeing while standing up now given it was biologically possible now.
Courtney’s penis was 9 inches long and visibly circumcised. She had two testicles that looked like very large grapes that hung in a scrotum at the base of her penis. One odd quirk of her penis was that, while it did not change Courtney’s homosexual orientation, it responded differently depending on the nationality and race of the subject that it back when she had a pussy.
For some unknown reason, Courtney’s penis only could get hard if the subject was white(or white-passing) and Aussie, and with great difficulty, a white(or white-passing) kiwi. She discovered this when she discovered Kristen Dunst couldn’t get her hard at all but Emily Browning made her hard quite easily and tried it with other actresses and singers with identical results. Of course, Courtney was happy with the results anyway during her “training sessions” where she jerked off as she was a proud red-blooded Aussie and felt she could only relate to a fellow Aussie anyway even if her penis didn’t work that way .
For obvious reasons, it helped that Courtney herself was Aussie and lived in Melbourne, meaning it was easy for her to make her penis happy. Courtney was careful never to have intercourse, as she never wanted to knock up anyone. Courtney also felt content just being blown by her fans and never stripped fully naked when intimate with said fans. Given how devoted Courtney was to her music as a rising star, she didn’t have time for a serious girlfriend. To satisfy her sapphic thirsts, Courtney felt satisfied having her fans blow her when on tour in her home country. It did not hurt that her lush hair and beautiful blue eyes made an impression on many of her fans.
Meanwhile, back in the present on the remote Australian Outback, the singer was all by herself and there wasn’t a human being in sight yet Courtney was horny as hell. First, the singer took her black shoes and corresponding socks off to free her toes from their confines so she could feel the soil underneath her feet. Courtney loved the sensation of feeling connected to the land, given she was an earthy woman. Courtney did not mind how hot the ground was and her mind was in a dirtier place anyway, as there was a bulge in her pants
Courtney then, after walking around barefoot for a bit as the earthy girl she is, decided to deal with her obvious bulge in her pants and she came up with the crudest solution for dealing with her erection. First, the singer looked left and right to make sure that nobody would see her like this, even though it was an open secret that she had a penis among her fanbase. This was best observed when she often held her guitar in awkward positions so that nobody would see her get hard.
Courtney then decided to strip her long pants off and get down to her red boxer briefs that she bought while shopping in the menswear session of a department store. Courtney told herself “Dickey, are you ready to be free now”, and pulled down her boxer briefs to free her genitals from their confines. Courtney decided to keep her shirt and bra on, as she felt it’d be sexier if she just left them on.
Almost immediately, Courtney, as she started stroking herself, given how hard she was already, started thinking about the time she was blown by a blonde fan with a ponytail at her concert in Perth. She did this with a VIP service, where female fans who were born in Australia who were white or white-passing offered a chance to blow Courtney on her Aussie tours. The singer started to think about the experience of the cute airheaded Bogan fan’s mouth on her large penis. Courtney remembered the mouth of the fan engulfing her large schlong with her hot breath hitting the singer’s 9-inch dick as she was blown. Courtney just hardened further as she thought of that particular fan’s A-cup boobs, who had removed her shirt and bra to not get Courtney’s semen on her clothes.
Courtney was just getting started with her stroking using her right hand. As a left-handed guitar player, she used her weaker hand to pleasure herself. The shadow of her cock was visible on the soil between her bare feet as it pointed like an arrow away from the singer. The singer’s armpits, which were under a white shirt, were starting to sweat very distinctly. To Courtney, she was in her own element jerking off outside on a hot sunny day on the outback.
As the singer kept stroking herself, she sunk further into lust. Courtney’s brain turned to mush as she could only think about blowjobs and the blonde Bogan fan’s boobs. Courtney then remembered the time she had run her fingers through the fan’s soft blonde hair. She even touched her scrunchy that was tying her hair too. This thought increasingly aroused Courtney and she started to feel her testicles tighten as she thought about it and the fan’s beautiful but tiny boobs.
Courtney was crowing into a crescendo as she thought about this fan. She told herself “I’m getting close” as she felt a familiar sensation that was her favorite sensation to feel. After about 30 more seconds of thinking about the Bogan fan, the singer moaned “I’m gonna cum” as she felt her semen flow through her urethra through her dick. Her mind was completely blank at this point as the moment of orgasm approached much as it had been as she had shot her cum down the fan’s throat.
Courtney then shot globs of stinky cum out of her 9-inch dong. Courtney obviously loved cumming frequently as it was healthy for her and made her testicles feel better as they would hurt if she did not cum often enough. Her cum was yellowish-white and distinctly different from the cum that normally came out of most penises, and at the same time, Courtney’s semen smelled stinkier than usual but tasted sweeter. This was what was widely reported among the Aussie women who’d tasted it at her . Meanwhile, she shot load after load until she was flaccid. Although most of it landed on the barren soil of the outback, some of it got on her t-shirt, not having a care in the world. Courtney loved her Grungey- style and having a semen stained shirt wouldn’t hurt her image at all.
After her final load of cum had shot out of her penis, she felt post-orgasmic bliss that gave her more “awareness” of the world. Courtney decided to get dressed, despite her right hand being covered in her semen. First, she put on her red boxer briefs, then her black pants, and then her shoes. She did not care that she would have to perform later that day with a semen-stained shirt. Courtney ultimately was ready to rock, regardless of what was in the Aussie singer’s pants. Courtney never regretted attending that party.
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