CelebsGoBlack For Sex-Ed Special Bonus Segment
Starring Alison Brie & Anna Kendrick
Codes: F, MF, Toys, Masturbation
By Slyguy, Contributions From DarkSwordsman
“Hey, Hugh,” said Anna Kendrick, a red Solo cup clutched in her hand as she addressed the camera. “Ricky’s taken over camera duties for a bit so you’re stuck with me I’m afraid.”
“I think we’ll cope, Anna,” Hugh grinned from the studio as the cameraman took a pan of her toned, athletic frame.
Her bronzed skin glistened in the afternoon sun, her heavily defined cameltoe nearly chewing her g-string whole as she posed for the camera. She finished her drink and tossed the cup aside before responding.
“Yeah, I guess I’m a little easier on the eye than Ricky Hornball, huh?” she giggled, pulling the thin cups of her bikini top to the side and flashing her puffy pink nipples.
“I’ll say,” said Hugh Johnson, crossing his legs to hide the hardon snaking down his thigh.
“Why don’t we let those lovely pledgers meet some of the guys they’re helping out today?” Anna suggested.
“Great idea, Anna,” Hugh replied.
“Follow me, guys,” said Anna, turning on her high heels and beginning across the patio.
The crew trailed behind; a camera guy taking a pan of Anna’s plush green yard as he went. No fewer than 11 dark-skinned youths, the starting team of the Licksville Rammers, were lounging on plush white recliners, some with scantily clad celebrities laying at their sides. They wore nothing but bright red speedos; their stylized tattoos, thick biceps and chiseled abs on display for all to see, the crotches of their trunks sagging with the weight of the huge black cocks tucked away within. Anna stopped at the first recliner; a young black stud sipping from a Solo cup as he chilled in the afternoon sun.
“This is Shaun,” said Anna, perching her cute butt on the edge of the recliner. “Say ‘hi’, Shaun.”
“What’ up, y’all?” said Shaun in a deep, bassen tone; the football star raising his cup to the camera lens.
“Oooh, that voice!” Anna declared, grinning naughtily at the camera. “As you can see, Shaun’s enjoying a little drink there. Just orange juice. He’s only 18 after all. Right, Shaun?”
“Err...yeah,” Shaun replied, reaching back and hiding a bottle of gin behind the legs of his sunbed. “OJ all the way.”
“So, Shaun, why don’t you tell the folks at home a little about yourself? Let’s start with what position you play.”
“Running back,” he replied, taking a sip of his beverage.
“Like playing there, do you?” Anna asked.
“I like it OK.”
“Man of few words,” said Anna. “I’m sure he lets his other talents do the talking,” she added, flashing a cheeky wink at the camera. “OK, let’s move on shall we?”
Anna moved onto the next recliner where a second big black hunk basked in the afternoon sun. He had one strong inked arm wrapped around Jennifer Lawrence’s glistening, fitness model back as the blonde actress lay beside him, a manicured hand rested on his slab-like pectorals.
“Hey, Jen,” said Anna. “Having fun?”
“Mmhmm,” she grinned, regarding the brown-haired starlet through a pair of designer shades.
“And who’s this handsome young man?” asked Anna.
“This is Dion,” Jennifer replied. “You’re a linebacker, right?” she added, looking across at the chiseled youth for conformation.
Dion nodded. He took a puff on a thick Philly blunt, billowing a hazy cloud of weed smoke into the air.
“Nice to meet you, Dion,” said Anna. She turned to the camera. “I mean, we met earlier,” she declared, gripping an imaginary penis and poking her tongue at the inside of her cheek to simulate oral sex, “but now I know his name,” she added, grinning at the camera lens.
“So, Dion,” Anna went on, “why don’t you tell all those kind pledgers where their money’s going. What colleges are you applying for?”
“Auburn,” he replied.
“OK,” said Anna. “And what made you want to go there?”
“There was loads of hot pussy on campus when I went to visit,” Dion declared. “And it’s got the best football team.”
“I see,” Anna responded. “And what about the educational facilities?”
“Yeah, it’s got those too,” Dion replied. He brought the blunt up to his lips and took another puff.
Anna looked at the camera and laughed awkwardly. “Right. OK, who’s next?”
Anna continued across the patio. A third black stud was sat back on the next recliner with Melissa Benoist’s bikini-clad frame perched on his lap, a slender, beach bronzed arm wrapped around his broad, hulk-like shoulders.
“Hi, Melissa,” said Anna. “Who’s your friend?”
“This is Wesley,” Melissa replied. “Starting quarterback,” she added, giving his giant bicep a squeeze. “Look at that arm!”
“Wow!” Anna exclaimed. “He’s a big boy, isn’t he?”
“Oh yeah,” Melissa grinned, the fair-haired starlet grinding her barely covered ass cheeks lightly against his crotch. “He sure is.”
“OK, Wesley, I’m sure those guys at home would like some insight into what life is like as the school’s starting QB,” Anna declared. “Why don’t you fill them in?”
“Shit, guys, it’s awesome!” he replied. “You can skip school almost every day and you get your pick of the girls after each game.”
‘Right,” said Anna. “Anything else?”
“Sometimes the teachers wanna join in too.”
Anna turned back to the camera. “So there you have it, guys. Sounds like quite a life, huh?” she grinned. “Plus, if you’re these guys, you get to fuck a bunch of hot celebrities and get paid for the privilege. But only if we hit that total of a million bucks, so keep those pledges coming in!”
The PA’s were just finishing up mopping the floor when the camera fixated back on Hugh Johnson and Alison Brie.
“Fantastic! We’re ticking every closer to that orgy!” Hugh said, clapping his hands and rubbing them together eagerly.
“I absolutely cannot wait. I just wish I could be in two places at once!” Alison said, her appearance put back together after helping out her close friend Christina Hendricks handle over half a dozen hefty black dongs.
“We’re almost at our next pledge goal of 300,000. But while we wait for those pledges to roll in, I want to finish going over the list of donor rewards. That should help get those phones ringing. Now, where did we leave off?” Hugh asked.
“The calendars.” Alison said, flipping through one and examining the photos. “Hey! There I am!”
She faced the calendar towards the camera. Indeed, right above the month of May was Alison with her legs spread wide, hands on her tits and a milky white creampie leaking out her freshly fucked cunt. “And, actually I think I’m the only one with a double feature! Yep. June too.” Above the days of June, Alison was bent over the back of a couch, a big black cock hammering her asshole. Her expression was bordering on comical. “I had so much fun on both those days!”
“You’ve certainly been having some fun today too.” Hugh said, raising his eyebrows suggestively.
“You can’t blame a girl for wanting to get some. Not with all these big dicks-err-I mean, handsome young men around.”
Hugh shook his head and looked into the camera. “Donor pledges. Remember, no matter the amount you receive a free membership for a year to both sites. 15 dollars and you get the calendar. For 20 dollars, you will receive two dozen premium latex official CelebsGoBlack for Sex-Ed
condoms. He pulled a roll from his tuxedo jacket and let the shiny packets unravel, nearly hitting the floor. We have a lot of unprotected sex here on the show, but all our stars are thoroughly tested before head. I mean, beforehand.”
Alison grinned wickedly at his Freudian slip. She might have to throw Hugh a bone before this day was over.
“Safe sex is of the utmost importance. STI’s and surprise pregnancies are no joking matter. Condoms will protect your ding-dong from getting the crotch-itch and from becoming a baby-daddy at the ripe ole age of 18. And these condoms are some of the finest out there. So smooth. So thin. It’s like nothing is there. That’s from personal experience.” Hugh winked at one of the girls working the phones. She blushed and giggled. “I should say, they only come in XXL though. A manufacturing slip up.” He shrugged. “Works just fine for me. Of course, no condom is completed without some lubricant, which you will also receive as part of the 20-dollar donor pledge pack.” From inside his jacket, he produced a bottle of clear lube and shook it for the camera.
“I will take that! Gonna need it in just a sec.” Alison said, snatching the bottle from his hand.
Hugh cleared his throat and continued. “A 30-dollar donation and you will receive our official book, Sex-Ed For Dummies: For Dummies
. Yes, that’s right, we’ve written a book. Our instructors were generous enough to write a chapter on their chosen lesson. The book goes into details of things we didn’t have time to get to in the episode. Better blowjob tips? Best ones around. Aggressive anal sex? All there. Helpful hints for a handjob? Handled. Double the dick? Double your pleasure. Tied up? Try these tips. Roleplay? Real experiences. All that and so much more. I’m told that there may even be a couple of polaroid’s slipped in for our donor’s enjoyment.”
Alison giggled loudly, winking at the camera. She took over. “When you get up to 50 dollars, that’s when we start getting to the really good stuff. Depending on your preference you will either receive a CelebsGoBlack.com
certified dildo or a Sex-Ed For Dummies
specialized Hitachi wand. Yes, you did hear me correctly. Either a dildo made from the exact mold of the biggest blackest dick we’ve ever had in a scene or a premium motorized vibrating friend designed solely to bring you to a squirting orgasm. But one thing at a time. Let’s talk dildos.”
From under her dress, Alison produced a fat fake cock. Jet black, it had to be nearly a foot long. Wiggling it at the camera, she held it by the shaft as her other hand automatically fondled the rubbery black balls. It was anatomically correct, straight down to the swollen tip crowning a long girthy shaft. A spider web of veins swirled around the shaft down to the very big, very round, very black balls. Behind those, a suction cup.
“This dildo is fantastic. The quality is second to none. When they asked me to host this event, they sent me one of these. I’ve used it every night since. It reminds me of getting fucked silly by a big black cock, something I suspect all ladies want. But, don’t just take my word for it. I’ll show you!”
Alison began to strip, her red-carpet ensemble once again falling to the ground in a crumpled pile. Totally naked, apart from her heels and jewelry, she looked around for a PA.
“Can we get a chair over here? Probably a better shot if I’m sitting.”
There was no immediate response as all the PA’s were currently drooling over her heavenly, naked, pale form. Even after all the debauchery they’d witnessed today, it was still a mesmerizing sight. It didn’t help that she blew a kiss to them and shook her tits, the sizable pale flesh jiggling underneath the bright camera lights. Eventually Hugh was the one to drag a plush, and somewhat gaudy, high-backed armchair across the stage, squeaking on the freshly mopped floor as he did so.
“Thank you Hugh. Chivalry isn’t dead after all.” She said, flopping back into the chair and spreading her legs wide, resting one on each arm of the cushy chair.
The camera was now treated to an up close and personal view of her pink pussy. She teased the entrance to her already wet velvet box with the tip of the fake cock before bringing it to her glossy lips and tasting her own secretions.
“Pleasuring yourself is different for each person. We all like different things, settings, toys, etc.. Some like flicking their bean in a public place, others need candles and music playing. I’ll do it just about anywhere. Obviously.” She grinned cheekily at the camera and placed the rubber cock between her lips, sliding it in.
Black inch after black inch disappeared into her mouth, stopping all production as they watched. Phones went unanswered, PA’s stopped running around and the producer nearly fell out of his chair as she fit the foot-long dildo down her gullet like a professional sword swallower. Her throat bulged as the black balls rested against her chin. She winked and began to pull it back out, with the same ease. As the dildo remerged into the light, wet saliva coated the rubbery cock, sloshing off in great drips.
“Saliva can be used as a lubricant if you don’t have any handy. Thankfully I do.” She popped the cap off the CelebsGoBlack For Sex-Ed Official Lubricant
with dexterous ease. Turning the bottle upside down squirting a generous helping of clear oily lube all over her labia.
Rubbing it in with her free hand, she spread it around. Her fingers settled on her clit, forming small concentric circles with her digits. Taking hold of the dildo, she brought it down to her cunt, pressing the wet slobbery tip against it. Giving her lower lips a few healthy smacks with the head of the dildo, spit and lube flew everywhere before lining up the imitation black schlong, splitting her sopping folds. Just as before the dildo vanished from sight. Inch after rubbery inch disappeared into her twat. Her mouth was a perfect O, eyelids fluttering and body twisting as she pushed more and more of it into her until the rounded balls pressed flat against her taint. Opening her eyes, she slowly rotated the dildo inside of her.
“Now, use a bit of warming gel and it’s nearly as good as the real thing. Maybe better in fact. Never goes soft. Watch.”
Keeping a firm hand on the sextoy, Alison began to slide it in and out of her hot snatch. Her clit was attended to by her other hand. Slow, rhythmic motions at first, using the entire length to pleasure herself, bringing it out to the very tip only to push it back inside all the way. In no time at all, she had built up steam. Moving faster and faster. And as her speed increased, she grabbed the end of the dildo with both dainty white hands, a hand wrapped around each black rubbery testicle, jamming all 12 inches of the toy into her gushing twat with frenzied, frantic motions. A series of grunts, exhalations and groans escaped from between Alison’s painted lips. Her eyes were squeezed shut, no doubt imagining the big black dick ramming her was attached to a hulking black stud, ready to bust a gallon of hot sticky nut inside of her. Her legs shook and slipped off the arms of the chair, heels hitting the floor with a loud click.
“Whoa!” She said, opening her piercing blue eyes. “Almost there. This dildo comes with a suction cup on the bottom. Perfect for attaching to any hard surface and fucking yourself silly.”
She pulled the foot-long glistening sextoy from her love canal with a wet *POP* and stuck it down onto the stage in front of her. The suction cup sealed instantly, the plastic member wiggling, shining with arousal in the bright studio lights. Not caring about the hard surface on her knees, she sank down on pillar of synthetic manhood. Beginning to ride, the dildo stayed securely in place with her hands outstretched, pressed against the floor in front of her. Riding fast and hard, she screamed exhalations with each repeated penetration of the foot-long fake rubber rod.
“YEA! YEA! YEA!” One hand moved between her legs, wildly strumming her clit as she fucked herself. “THAT’S IT! YES! FUCK! I’M CUMMING! I’M CUMMMMIIINNGGG!!!”
Alison sank down one final time on the fake dick, her body trembling and twitching as she climaxed, shrieking like a banshee. Pausing and breathing heavily, she opened her eyes and stared blearily at the camera.
“And that’s how you do it folks.” She said, standing up on shaking legs.
Popping the dildo off the floor she held it up close to the camera. It was sparkling with fluids. Sticky, white rings of cunt cream were wrapped all along the dildo. Staring at the fluid-soaked fuckstick, she licked her lips.
“It’d be a shame for it to go to waste.” Alison said, opening her mouth wide and swallowing the cock whole.
Cramming the entire phony phallis into her gaping maw, pressing her lips tightly around it, she pulled the dildo out of her throat and held it up to the camera. Clean as a whistle. Smacking her lips appreciatively, she dropped it to the floor.
“What’s next? The wand? Gimme. I love Hitachi’s.” Alison said, snatching the long pink pleasure instrument from the hands of a PA with a very poorly concealed erection. “Wands are great for the inexperienced. All you have to do is turn it on.” She clicked the on switch with a single manicured finger and the entire thing buzzed to life. “And press it against your clit.”
Alison moved back to her chair, assuming a similar position to before, legs draped over the arms and pussy spread wide. Settling in place, she pressed the pulsating head of the wand against her soaked labia. She slid it around, searching for the right spot before settling firmly on her clit.
“It’s got three settings. Micro. Which it’s on now.” Alison said, sounding unenthused. “Average.” She clicked it up a notch. The buzzing grew louder, sending a visible shudder through her body. “And then Magnum.” She clicked it again and the wand nearly jumped out of her hand, the buzz filling the studio like a swarm of angry bees. “OH FUCK YEA!”
Alison grabbed the wand with both hands, struggling to get it under control as she squashed it against her clit, the vibrations shaking her entire body.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT’S GOOD!!!!” She needed to yell to be heard above the incredibly loud buzzing.
Back and forth she rubbed the wand across her clit. The buzzing was so loud that the volunteers answering phones had trouble hearing the donors. Thankfully they didn’t have to wait long because the intense power of the Sex-Ed For Dummies Hitachi Pleasure Stick
had Alison cumming within minutes. No longer able to spout coherent words, she pulled the vibrating wand away from her pussy. A second later, she squirted what seemed like a gallon of clear crystalline fluid from her pulsating clit. It sprayed out in a great arc, drenching the so recently mopped floor. And it didn’t stop there. Alison blew like a supersoaker, jet after jet of sugary ladycum sprinkling the stage until it resembled a slip-n-slide. When the flood gates finally halted, she relaxed, dropping the wand to the floor which proceeded to buzz loudly against the hard surface. A PA hurriedly ran up to turn it off, unable to stop himself from licking the soaked plastic pleasure implement. Alison slumped up in her seat.
“See what that can do?” She asked, looking at her spray spreading across the floor. “Jesus, cleanup in aisle 5!” Shaking her head to try and clear it, she looked into the camera. “Now, where were we?
“The fleshlights!” Hugh called from across the stage.
“Right. 75-dollar donor pledge. Oh boy, am I excited about this one. For 75 dollars, you can get your own CelebsGoBlack For Sex-Ed
fleshlight. That’s correct. I said fleshlight. The absolute coziest fake vagina’s you’ve ever had wrapped around your ding-dong. These fleshlights are molded after the various stars we’ve had in the episodes. Have you ever wanted to blow a load balls deep into my pussy? Unless you are here on stage today, this is probably the closest you are going to get! We’ve got Emma Watson. Alicia Vikander. Brie Larson. Taylor Swift. Mine. And if you’re looking for something else, we do have a few asshole models available. Bryce Dallas Howard and Camila Cabello’s were kind enough to volunteer. Call in and donate now.”
Alison beckoned with one finger to someone offscreen. Coming onstage was one of the Licksville Rammers, naked and gripping a fleshlight in his meaty pan sized hand. His hefty black dong was swinging somewhere around his knees. Gesturing to the chair, he sat down, the soaked fabric chafing against his skin. Accepting the fleshlight from him, she held it up for the camera. A perfect rubber replica of Alison’s own vagina stared back. For reference, she held it down to her own pussy, peeling both sets of lips apart. Apart from a slight difference in color, they matched up perfectly.
“See? Twins.” Flipping the fleshlight skywards, she squirted a healthy amount of lube into and against the rubber lips. “Isaiah was it?” He nodded. “Did I fuck you backstage before?” He nodded again. “Well get ready for it again because here comes my pussy.”
Isaiah was rock hard. Being inches away from a nude Alison Brie would do that to any red-blooded man. Pushing the rubber lips against the dark swollen crown of his cock, she teased the head before sliding it down further. The fleshlight greedily swallowed every inch of his thick black dick until his sagging golf-ball sized gonads were all that were visible to the camera. Alison stood behind him. One hand gripped on the fleshlight, the other dug into his well-defined pec. She whispered in his ear, her bright blue eyes never leaving the camera as she jerked him up and down.
“How does it feel?” She asked, nibbling on his earlobe.
“Really good!” Isaiah groaned, squirming in his chair.
“Just like the real thing?” She asked.
“He would know, people. Just hours ago that big black dick was balls deep in my actual pussy!”
Adding a twist, she jerked him harder, the squelching noises from the pumping fleshlight loud and wet. Alison took her other hand and wrapped it around the fleshlight. Double-fisting, she jacked him off even faster. The grey plastic grip was a blur, the rubber pussy lips just as tight and wet as the real thing, probably tighter at this point. At least it must be, judging by the panting and moaning coming from Isiah. His hands gripped the arms of the chair, threatening to crush them as Alison jerked him six ways from Sunday, whispering sweet nothings into his ear so quietly that even the boom operator couldn’t pick them up.
“UUUUHHHHHHHH!!!! CCUUUUMMMIINNGGGG!!!!” Isaiah roared out, loudly and suddenly.
Alison didn’t stop working the fleshlight even as it gave a wild jerk, the large dark wang inside contracting and pumping out a fresh load of piping hot cum. She gave it a few more strokes then pulled the fleshlight off with a *POP* and Isaiah’s cock flopped down onto his leg, leaking precum and covered in shiny lube. He panted like he had just sprinted down the field for a Hail Mary pass.
Alison looked to the camera, then to Isaiah, then to the camera and smiled. She tilted her head back and raised the fleshlight above her open mouth. Tipping it downwards, she waited as the freshly deposited spunk oozed out from between the fake pussy lips only to dribble down into her gullet, her pink tongue writhing to catch each long sticky drop as it fell. Isaiah watched as a shower of his cum splattered against Alison’s face, most of it getting into her mouth, but not all of it. His cock began to harden again. When the last of th jism leaked from the fleshlight, Alison licked her lips approvingly, ignoring the rest of the semen splattered over her face and neck. She looked down the camera lens, throwing the fleshlight to the side.
“Delicious.” She said. “As you can see. That fleshlight had him popping off in no time at all.”
There was a loud ringing and Alison looked up at the LED screen. It read 300,069 dollars. Everyone gave a cheer.
“Just in time for our next pledge goal too. We do have one final donor pledge level, 100 dollars, but I’ve heard our next guest is already making use of it. The official Sex-Ed For Dummies
buttplug can be yours for only 100 dollars. That’s in addition to all the other products we’ve shown here today. And here to show off that buttplug is Chloe Bennet! You’ll see how well it stretches out the sphincter when she has absolutely no trouble taking a big black cock up the butt. Chloe? Come on out!”
As applause sounded around the studio, Alison pointed a finger at Isaiah. More specifically she pointed at his cock.
“Meet me backstage in two minutes.”
End of Special Bonus Segment