Swagg Jackin' 24/7

[Blackjack]

What up homies?

This is Blackjack and I’m gonna take you on a journey of swagg Jackin all coz I’m the big dog and all dem bitches go awoo when they see my cock!

Like damn, dis bitch Jessica Simpson just wraps her damn big juggs all around my fire hydrant of a big ass dick and she’s all like ‘Damn! You got a big ass cock!’ and I’m all like “Yeah, you fucking know I do coz I just go swagg jackin all over the fucking place!”

So dis bitch is just squirting all over my big ass dick when she calls up some more of dem big jugged whores to come round and just get to sucking on my big ass cock so they can all get some baby batter on some of dem massive titty thots. She’s all bouncing up and down on my big ass white dick with them plum sized balls all those whores just wrap their lips around.

Next up, that crazy ass bitch Emma Watson who gets fuckin’ ideas way above her mind like thinking these skanks are equal to us big ass dicked studs. Dis ho is on her hands and knees in front of me just panting and moaning for me all coz my big ass dick was just SLAMMING in and out of her.

“OH FUCKK  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABBBBBBBBBYYYYYYY!” She was screaming out for me as I just fucked her pussy hard like all these hos want me to. “FUCK DAT FEMINISM OUT OF ME!” Emma Watson screamed out for me as she looked over her white shoulder at me and nodded her head while her mouth was just hanging open and screaming for more.

All coz I’m a nasty ass big dicked stud, I pulled my big dick out of her and just spread her ass cheeks wide open. Making sure to at least spit on her shit hole before I just rammed my big ass dick right up her asshole and made her shriek out loud all for me. As I fucked her right up the ass, I could almost see her stomach bulging from my big ass dick just ramming its way right inside of her and just fucking up inside her hard. Dis bitch was just begging me for more while I grabbed at her and pulled on her body.

“Yeah, how about you take this Harvard style fucking you sexy ass bitch huh?” I said with a grin as I slapped her ass.

“OH FUCK YEAH DADDY! GIVE IT TO ME!” She screamed back to me as I just assfucked her right up her ass.

That’s just the way things go when you can Swagg Jack like I can!

Swag Jackin 24/7

[Cadeauxxx]

You aren't a TRUE FAN of Blackjack if you don't like this story, SWAGG JACKIN' 24/7, The best author ever, no one comes close! 

[Viri]

ALL HAIL BLACKJACK AND HIS COCK

[diamond_luv]

Is Spence going to show up in the sequel? lmao

[Alaire]

I know this is a pretty late comment, but like I said on the celebstorylibrary, I really love this parody of DickThePimp.

He truly is the new Andrew Troy Keller, if anyone remember him from the CSSA days and before. Thankfully I wasn't around to witness him post, I only had the misfortune of seeing the result of his shitty stories.

Hell, another celeb fiction spammer, RandyPan at least had some talent and could probably have written something good if he tried to improve.

Also, I am 99.9% sure that Dick spams his own stories with sock puppets praising him, because with the amount of talented authors in Literotica, I can't for the love of god imagine anyone who would willingly subject themselves to his terrible excuse for writing after accidentally stumbling upon it.

Another user who does write better quality stories than all those I already named, but has been veering into their territory at least in being bland is celebfanforum's very own admin on a power trip, ThePornographer aka TPG.

Seriously, he doesn't just reuse his own ideas after deleting his previous stories to "erase" the evidence, he literally copy and paste them word for word with the only change being the celebs featured.

And while I am not one to kink shame, he really needs to take it easy with all the goddamn incest.