Here's your question for the night (from DanielO, thanks!): You are granted a night with the Number One woman on your list, but you must agree to one of these conditions:
Either
1. Every minute of it is recorded in high-def for a sex tape which will immediately be put online where it will certainly go viral within 48 hours,
Or
2. It will all take place in absolute secrecy and you will be forbidden to say a word about it to anyone on pain of lawsuit or jail or both.
Which would you pick?
I'd go with Number 2, no point in bragging that I hooked up with a celeb, no one would ever believe me and that's a much better route than a deeply amusing (on my part) sex tape!