Texas Show 'Em (Jennifer Love Hewitt + More)

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Texas Show 'Em by BreastWhisperer
Celeb(s) – Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Kristen Bell, Kristin Kreuk, Lindsay Lohan, Nikki Cox, Scarlett Johansson.
Codes – MF, Oral
Originally posted on March 18 2007 at CSSA

“Welcome back to Celebrity Poker Showdown at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.. Im Phil Gordon along with Kevin Pollack. Long shot Jennifer Love Hewitt has a slight chip lead on Jennifer Tilly. One of these two is going to get $250,000 for their selected charity. And here comes the flop..”

“Love still has just a seven three off-suit and Jen Tilly has a set of sixes.”

“They both have nice sets.. oh wait you mean the cards.”

“Love bets $50000! She really should have folded there. Jen Tilly Calls. Here comes the river.. its a 4. Well Love now has a gut shot straight draw and Tilly still with the set. Love bets another $50000! Jen Tilly comes over the top all in!”

“Love is going to need her character from Ghost Whisperer in a minute Phil..”

“Love calls the all in! What is she thinking?!?”

“Here comes the river. It’s a five! Love got her draw! Unbelievable..”

“I guess its Tilly now that looks like a ghost.”

“100-1 shot Jennifer Love Hewitt has won the 2007 Celebrity Poker Showdown!”

“Love come here and get your trophy and check for $250,000. What is your charity?”

“Phil my charity is the American Cancer society and they are earmarking it for breast cancer research. Some of my relatives have died from it.”

“Sounds like a great choice. Are you surprised to win?

“I was a little surprised to beat Jennifer Tilly.. but my grandpa in texas actually taught me the game before I moved to California. A bunch of us have a home game at my house each sunday night. I usually win!”

“Ok.. congratulations again.. for Kevin Pollack im Phil Gordon saying good night from the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.”

Jennifer Tilly comes over to Love as she gets ready to leave the poker room.

“Great game Love!”

“Thanks!”

“Love would you be interested in raising a huge amount of money for your charity?”

“Oh yeah I would do almost anything”

“Well the reason i ask is that Mr Hefner is down in his suite and wanted to pitch you an idea.”

“No way! I am not doing playboy!”

“This isnt about playboy.”

“Well what is it about?”

“Just talk to Mr Hefner for a few minutes.. im sure you’ll agree to his idea.”

“Well..um..i.. ok i will listen to the idea.. but im not convinced!”

Both Jens walk out and take the elevator to Mr Hefners suite. Tilly knocks on the door and a busty blonde opens the door after a few seconds. Love recognizes her as one of the girls from Girls Next Door. As they walk in she sees the other 2 girls from the show.

“Ah Ms. Hewitt nice to meet you.”

Love turns around and is greeted by the legendary Hugh Hefner. He’s wearing one of his trademark robes. Love usually doesnt get starstruck.. but its not every day you meet Hugh Hefner. She looks for somewhere to sit down and finds the couch. Mr Hefner sits down across from her.

“Love I understand that your winnings in the Celebrity Poker Showdown went to breast cancer research. Is there a reason you picked that charity?”

“Well Mr Hefner..”

“Call me Hugh.”

“Ok.. Hugh.”

Love let out one of her giggles.. mostly out of nervousness.

“I have had a few relatives die from breast cancer.. I would do ALMOST anything to raise money for it. You know my agent has turned down your offers just about every year.. even the $5,000,000 offer you made.”

“Yes I know Love and that was the largest offer we ever made. What would you say if we could generate $500,000,000 for breast cancer research?”

“That would be incredible Mr Hefner.. Hugh.. but how would that be possible?”

“Well Ms Tilly (for a small fee) here came up with the idea of a Celebrity Strip Poker Showdown PPV. We would get nine of the most sought after women from movies, television, and music. The price would be $50. So only ten million people would have to buy it. We would keep the profit for any additional buyers.”

“Lets say I agreed to it Hugh.. which i wont.. wouldnt only a few thousand people buy it and the rest of the pervs would download it from the internet?”

“Heres the beauty of the deal Love.. we wont go on air unless 10,000,000 people or more buy it. We can hook into the cable and satellite companies computers and check the buy rate. So if the show happens, $500,000,000 is guranteed to your charity!”

Love’s heart started pounding. How could she turn this down? That much money might find a cure for breast cancer.. but oh god everyone might see her naked. She didnt mind teasing people with her perfect rack.. but she had promised herself to never show her breasts to the public. She had never even thought about full nudity. She was very good at poker.. she beat Tilly.. but the risk was too much.

“Love! Love!”

Jennifer jumped. She had gotten lost in her own world for a minute.

“Mr Hefner im sure you can find other celebrities to do the show.. i just ca..”

“Ms Hewitt it would be an amazing event. You might even land some great movie roles from all the publicity. We would announce everyone who is playing.. and who turned us down…”

Hugh sat there with a sly smile on his face.

They would announce who refused to do it?!? Love felt like she was going to passout. Her head was racing uncontrollably. That kind of negative publicity would ruin her! She took a deep breath and then thought about it. She always won her home games and even beat semi-pro Jennifer Tilly. Maybe she would win with only having to show her bra.. or at worst her bra and panties.

“Ok Hugh i guess i cant refuse.. but if you dont donate atleast $500,000,000 to my charity i will sue you and your magazine out of existence! Who else is doing the PPV?

“Well thats where we need a little help. Jennifer Tilly and you will meet with the others to convince them. Here is the list.”

Love takes a look at the list. She is shocked to see the names. Kristin Bell, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Kreuk, Jessica Biel, Nikki Cox, and herself.

“Looks like you put some thought into this list Hugh..”

“Well Love we are trying to raise $500,000,000… you better get busy.”

Both Jens leave the suite and go back to Loves room. They call the other celebrities and set up a meeting for the following week at 8pm.

Both Jens wait while all the other girls arrive. Finally everyone arrives by 9pm. After a few drinks, Tilly explains the offer to everyone. They all initially refuse. Scarlett asks Love why she agreed to do it. Then Love tells them that Playboy will release a list of who accepted.. and who refused. All of their faces turned pale for a few seconds. Everyone started debating whether the money was worth doing it.. and if they could handle the negative publicity. One by one they all caved. They all had smoking hot bodies.. and secretly wouldnt mind showing them off. They just wanted to be known as serious actresses. Hopefully the public would be grateful that they helped to cure breast cancer. Well it was settled.. the show would go on.

Three days later Playboy holds a press conference to announce the PPV for the following month. For the next few weeks The story is everywhere. All of the ladies hit the talk shows. At every appearance they stress that atleast 10,000,000 people have to order the PPV or it wont happen. The reaction from the public is nearly 100 percent positive. Women are even encouraging their guys to order the PPV. The stage is set for the largest PPV event in history. The next few weeks go by painfully slow for celeb fans.. but finally the day arrives.

“Hello America! Im Jennifer Tilly and this is Celebrity Strip Poker Showdown! Well actually not yet. According to my producer we only have about 5,000,000 buys and as we announced we need atleast 10,000,000 buys. This will be the last number announced until you see me again. For now enjoy this sexy montage of the contestants…”

Everyone sitting at home is shocked. Nobody thought they were serious about the 10,000,000 buys. Just about everyone planned to download it from bittorrent. No PPV had ever even come close to that amount. The montage just get repeating over and over again. TV shows, radio shows, and online news sites break stories that more buys were needed. Almost 45 minutes goes by and then the screen changes.

“Welcome back everyone.. and hello to you slackers that just tuned in. Im happy to announce that we have gone over 10,000,000 buys! I’ll be your announcer for the night. Now lets go over the rules. The game will be classic strip poker where the lowest card loses. They each will have 4 pieces of clothing. A shirt, pants, bra, and thong. No hats, shoes, or other silliness is allowed. After each hand a lady loses she will go over to the stage and do a little dance while she takes off an item of clothing. Now lets meet the contestants!”

In walks Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kristin Bell, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Kreuk, Jessica Biel, and Nikki Cox. All of them are covered in t-shirts and jeans. Everyone at home is shocked to see this is all real. They all take their seats.

“Let the game begin!

The cards are dealt. Everyone bets their shirt. Love looks at her card. It’s a jack. She is relieved. Everyone looks at their card and no further bets are made. The cards are flipped over.

Love is stunned.. everyone else has a queen, king, or ace! Love gets up slowly and walks over to the stage. The booth plays a little stripper music and love begins to dance. After a minute of teasing she slowly removes her shirt. The world gets a nice view of her rack in her Victoria's secret bra. She returns to her seat.

The dealer stares at Loves chest for a second then deals the cards. Love bets her pants and the rest bet their shirts. She gets another jack. She has to be safe this time! Once again no further bets are made and the cards are flipped. Love almost has a heart attack. She lost again! She goes over to the stage again and the music starts. Love ever so slowly eases her jeans down revealing her thong laden ass. Wow this woman has some curves. Her body was made for sex. Love says a short prayer to herself and rejoins the table.

The game continues with people losing their shirts. Jessica Simpson unveils her massive jugs.

Kristin Bell loses next. While not big in size her breasts are very nice in her bra. Lohan loses next. She isnt even wearing a bra! Next to go is Alba. She shows part of her almost perfect B cups. The next hand is tied so both Johansson and Biel reveal their bras. Cox and Kreuk tie the next hand and reveal two very different chests. Everyone is now shirtless and Lohan is topless.

Love doesnt win any of the next 8 hands but manages not to have the lowest card. All other 8 ladies have gone over to the stage and revealed their incredible asses. The only thing left to go are bras and panties! The tension in the room is tangible. The camera cuts to Jennifer Tilly.

“Ok guys heres where the fun starts! Lets get back to the game..”

Lohan loses the next game. She slinks over to the stage with a smile. She almost rips her thong off to reveal her bald pussy. She dances around for a few minutes while the camera zooms in on her tits and pussy. The music stops and she walks to the losers lounge.

Simpson loses the next game. She faces away from the camera and removes her bra. She covers her chest with her hands and teases the audience. Her hands fall from her 38DDs. She bounces back to the table.

Bell and Alba both lose the following game. They take stage holding hands and revealing their tits as a team. Everyone notices how perky they are.

Johansson loses the next hand with a ten. Fuming she takes the stage and rips off her bra. She unveils some of the finest 36Ds ever seen.

Kreuk and Biel tie for lowest with an eight. They take the stage removing each others bra and then for a bonus kiss!

Cox finally loses again. She walks up on stage but doesnt do anything. She stands there for a moment and yells out “Fine!” Out pour her 36Ds as her bra hits the floor.

Loves heart starts to slow down a little. Maybe her luck would continue. With Lohan out she only needs to beat seven more girls. Hopefully her prayer would be answered. If she could raise $500,000,000 for breast cancer without showing anything she would be estatic! Love looks at the dealer and notices a huge buldge in his pants. She reminds herself of the charity and her family members that died.

Cox also loses the next hand and takes the stage. She takes down her thong showing a nice red landing strip and dances around for a few minutes. Cox joins Lohan backstage in the lounge.

Simpson and Alba both lose the following hand. Alba follows a bouncing Simpson to the stage and they slide eachothers thongs off. Both of them are shaved! They join the losers in the back.

Bell is next to go. She shows off the cutest little blonde bush anyone had seen. Another one joins the losers lounge.

Johansson and Biel lose with nines. They each take the stage separately and strip out of their thongs. Johansson is a goddess. Biel looks even better than her Gear magazine shoot. They walk arm in arm back to the losers lounge.

Love looks across the table at Kristin Kreuk. They are both terrified. Love doesnt want to show anything and Kristin doesnt want to show more than she already has! The dealer flips over Kristins card. Kristin gets a queen. Loves heart almost jumps into her throat. Her worst nightmare is about to happen. She’s going to have to show her tits! Damn breast cancer! The dealer starts to deal Loves card. It seems like an hour to Love. He slowly turns the card over.

Its a king! Love cant believe it.. she is saved! Kristin takes the stage and removes her thong.

Love laughs to herself about Kreuk showing all of her tight little body to all of America. Kristin runs back to the losers lounge.

Jennifer Tilly calls Love over to the stage. Love struts over proud of her win.. and elated to still be clothed. Tilly hands her trophy with a naked lady on top of it.

“Congratulations Love! It didnt look good for you early. You lost the first two hands.”

“I started off with really bad luck.. then a huge lucky streak. Thank god i won. Im sure everyone knows i was reluctant to do the PPV.. but it was for a great cause. I would like to thank the other ladies for participating and being such good sports. It has to be incredibly tough to get naked like they did. They are all beautiful women and should be proud of all the money raised for the ACS.”

“Indeed all off America is indebted to these ladies. So i’d like to say thank you to everyone involved. So from all of us here at playboy.. have a great night Amer.. um just one minute Love my producer is telling me something.”

“What is he saying?”

“He’s telling me that we got 40 million buys! Thats 2 billion dollars!”

“Wow Ms Tilly im glad to help raise that much!”

“Well Love as you know the contract said that playboy keeps everything over $500 million. But if you get naked on stage we will donate $1 billion extra and give you personally $100,000,000. Playboy will keep the remaing $400,000,000.”

Love thought for just a few seconds. If she cost the ACS a billion dollars people would hate her.

She could live off the $100 million even if she never worked again. She marshalled the will to do it. She really had no choice and nobody could say anything bad about her raising $1.5 billion for breast cancer research.

“OK. If showing my nake.. my naked body will get the ACS an extra billion dollars, I morally have to help the cause. Im sorry to anyone that is against nudity but if i save just one life it is worth it. Guys Im really shy about my body.. so please dont make any mean comments. God help me.. cue the music!”

The music faded in and Love started to dance a little. She was a little awkward at first because she was so nervous. She danced around for a minute and then started unhooking her bra. Love held the bra in place with herhands and then rehooked it. The tease was killing everyone at home. She knew most men had tuned in just for the chance to  see her chest. She repeated the unhooking and rehooking three more times. Love turned her back to the camera and surprising even herself she let the bra drop to the floor. She covered her large breasts with her ever so small hands. Love paused for a few seconds, put on a sexy smile, and turned around. Her attempt at covering herself was almost comical if it wasnt so damn hot. Guys across the country were shouting at their TVs. “Drop your fucking hands!” Love glanced toward the sky thinking “lord this better be worth it.”

Painstakingly slow Love lowered her hands. She could almost hear the nation wide gasp. She had done it. She knew they were perfect.. and now so did everyone else. Love had put on a small amount of weight recently that went mainly to her chest. Everyone thought she had D cups when they saw her 2007 Oscar party dress.. and they were right. Her perfectly firm yet soft D cups were on display to the world! Wow it felt strange. Yet it was somewhat liberating. She wouldnt have to do Garfield 3 or any direct to DVD crap. Love had put on quite a show but she knew there was one more step. The thong had to go! She was already topless so it didnt bother Love much more. She hooked her thumbs into the sides of thong and pulled it to the floor. As she stepped out of the thong she caught a glimpse of herself in a monitor. She was so..so.. well naked. Her song Barenaked started playing. “Very funny guys..” she thought to herself.

Glancing at the monitor again she suddenly relaxed a bit. She looked great nude on screen. Love had always been nervous about her hips and imperfections. She decided to put on a little show. Love twirled around a few times and started making sexy poses.

“And if you guys were wondering.. this one is Thelma and this one is Louise” Love said while squeezing her breasts a few times. She noticed that her nipples had become rock hard. She decided she better finish this off and then go finish herself off in her room. So for a finale she shook her breasts at the camera for about 10 seconds and said “have a good night guys i know i will!”

“Ok this is Jennifer Tilly saying goodnight and thank you on behalf of Playboy and the American Cancer Society.”

For the next two weeks the internet seemed like everyone was on 300 baud modems. Senator Ted Stephens even blamed the PPV for clogging the tubes. Everyone else was busy buying Playboy and Sony stock. Their subscription rate tripled because they included a free blue-ray DVD of the PPV. Sony stock doubled as blue-ray was declared the victor in the DVD format wars. And the rest is history…