The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter: Short n' Sweet Tour

[Thehouseofweird]

the following is a work of fiction, none of the events have ever occurred.

The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter: Short n' Sweet Tour
By The House of Weird
Starring Sabrina Carpenter

Disclaimer, this is inspired by the current tour happening right now, but as short chapters to reflect a diary. Most updates semi following a day or two after each night in theory.

Dear tour diary, how you been? I haven’t used you since my last tour. No matter, I bought this little book just for this round of shows. It’s been an exciting year for me, finishing the Eras tour opening for Taylor, topping the billboard ratings for weeks with song after song, had some fun with my boyfriend Barry….well…boy toy if I’m honest with myself. With a sort of rebrand of my image, leaning in more vintage looks and sultry vibes, embracing my sexuality helped in making this new album. This tour being announced a few weeks after the album was announced. And now, Short n Sweet is super popular like OMG, not to sound like a little girl but Disney me would go nuts finding out how successful we are now. Even if she would be a little shocked over a lot of the lyrics I use. Like it’s all still about boys and dumb love, I just talk a bit more about spreading my legs for the guy. But now here we are, my fifth tour, and my sixth album, and 29 shows to perform over 54 days.


Last night was my first show: Columbus Ohio. I spent most of my day wearing the most comfy hoodie i had, all the clothes I had lined up for the show were sexy, but intentionally tight to show my curves. Some prerecorded footage of me in a bathtub played, part of the show’s opening for each night but under all the bubbles I was in fact naked in those shots. I ran out to a sold-out stadium, the screams and cheers were near deafening if not for the earpieces I had in to muffle them out. I dare admit, revealing outfits I picked out, and all these fans cheering for how hot I looked, it was a real turn-on. Flaunting my body, wrapping them around my fingers, dropping to my knees, and bending forward to tease my ass while performing ‘Juno’, god it was thrilling. I swear during each wardrobe change, I had to resist touching myself because of how wet I was. The audience was cute too, I gave handcuffs to one boy after calling him cute. Sure it was a bit, but man I would fuck the shit out of him if given the chance.

Though I did get part of that wish after the show. A cute guy hanging out nearby, five inches taller than me at least, short cut black hair, a bit skinny but seemingly alone this night. A fair share of fanboys were expected to show up on this tour, so I took my lead and told security to escort him to my dressing room. Each concert center had different dressing rooms, this one while a little snug, gave room for privacy, the crew mostly knew I’d take an hour or so each night to entertain guests privately, this guy being no different. I teased him, asking for a little help undressing me from the last outfit I wore for the night, unzipping me, and acting as an armrest while I stepped out of the cutest platform boots, they have hearts on either side by the top, showing off a little more of my skin. Of course, the skin-toned panties came off with my stockings, pealing them down to tease him more. We had dozens but I didn’t want to rip this pair already. For being a fanboy he was quite dumbfounded I was getting naked for him. it took me asking him if he was getting naked before he actually started taking his pants off.

Now I’m not one to judge, even as a bit of a size queen I won’t rate each penis I come across. But he was, by all accounts, the most appropriate size for my first night. I felt like Goldilocks for a second, not too big, not too small, just right. The length, the girth, the stamina he had, enough to tend to my needs but not so much that I would be judging every additional hook up to him. No, I dare say he was a perfect taste of what was to cum.

Speaking of cum, he did so right in my mouth. Sucked him so well it was wild, feeling his dick pulse as it pumped out his jizz, was the least I could do, eating me out a few minutes prior, needed a little improvement, but fuck me he was very enthusiastic once it clicked with him he may never this opportunity again. All that build-up from the night, gushing away at his face. I’m still wet thinking of it. Given another hour we could get to some real magic. But tour life is only starting. Cities to visit. Dicks to suck. Maybe a girl to tease. Or dozens, who knows? The next two months are gonna be great.