Best Friends Forever (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler)

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Best Friends Forever

Originally published February 2014




December 17, 2012

Having Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in my apartment would be a dream come true for most comedy fans. For a fair share of men in general, I would assume -- even if other potential duos might seem 'hotter' to others.

Still, it was certainly something dreamlike for me -- and not just because I'd been working for Tina the last several months, as she brought '30 Rock' to an end. Yet my dreams didn't involve me picking her and Amy up last night while they were drunk.

I knew Amy was coming by New York for a few days, to help Tina as she wrapped up the show -- and to crack down on work for next month's Golden Globes co-hosting gig. I wasn't aware their working process involved a drunk night on the town. Maybe Tina did it during my days/nights off...

In any case, I wound up having to get them, take them to my place since it was closer, let their friends/family/co-workers know what was happening, then wait for them to thank or bash me for it while hung over. That was a new wrinkle to the dream.

When Tina and Amy woke from their dreams into icky reality, I was halfway prepared for it. Fortunately, they took long enough with my food and water, I was able to get the other halfway there. And since Tina technically didn't have a show anymore, and Amy was on vacation for a few days, they weren't in a hurry to rush through.

However, when they were in their right minds, they hurried up with apologies for me. It was technically my job to care for Tina, but not to that extent. Then again, now that Tina was technically unemployed, she'd have less tasks for me for a while, so I'd take what work I could.

I didn't work for Amy, though, yet it was implied. As Tina's partner-in-crime, frequent co-star and best friend in the world, I took what she said as law too. Still, she wasn't pleased at the thought that drunk Amy abused that power, with aid from drunk Tina.

I was briefly confused on why they even showed up. Tina and Amy had the image of being sensible, regular women -- as regular as two of NBC's rare bright lights could be -- not party girls. I knew Tina wasn't like that -- on the job anyway -- although I knew less about Amy's real routine. I knew they got up to some stuff on those rare times their schedule synched up like this, but nothing more specific.

Of course, there were other things I knew. Like Tina wrapping up 30 Rock right now after seven years. Like Amy being four months removed from divorcing fellow comedy favorite Will Arnett. No wonder these BFF's were letting off some steam to end this rough year while they could -- and got a little too steamy.

In the sad way, I mean.

Yet as they got their wits back, they seemed sadder about inconveniencing me. Despite how Tina was the snarky one and Amy was the sunshine-y one -- at least on TV and half the time in real life -- they were still the same sweethearts at heart. I say that although I'd had more time to see this in Tina than Amy.

But when both of them stopped apologizing, they tread more carefully on what got them so worked up last night. Yet since both of them had ended all important, long term, character defining projects in the span of a few months, I still got the gist.

"You know what we need?" Amy perked up. "I think we need...a night."

"Can I finish getting the last night out of my head and stomach first?" Tina asked

"Not that kind of night. I'm saying we need...a night," Amy repeated, as if that made it more understandable. However, it did for Tina.

"Hold on, we had this year's night months ago. I thought we'd save next year's night for after the Globes," Tina replied.

"Clearly we need an emergency bonus night. We've done it before, remember?" Amy came back, even more above my head.

"You really want a night now? You sure you can't wait a month?" Tina checked.

"Can you? I thought we'd be nighting then and there a few times last night," Amy kept confusing me and enlightening Tina somehow.

"And that's why I got us out of there. If my scrambled brain isn't screwing with me one last time," Tina mentioned.

"Well, this time we can plan it out. Like we always do," Amy argued. "Besides, you can't honestly say you didn't think I'd want this. Or that you didn't want me to want it. Especially now."

"You know better, so don't insult my intelligence," Tina eased up.

"I'm one of the few that can get away with it without being called a sexist. You knew what you were getting into when you gave me that power," Amy teased, as they were at least smiling in their secret BFF language.

"I just figured...if we didn't need a night to get through this, it'd mean we were doing better," Tina said. "Guess night No. 1 just shot that down, huh?"

"We need stress relief we can be sober enough to enjoy. Other than hosting awards shows, being the headliners of what's left of NBC Thursdays, having an Internet filled with worshippers and being moms, what else we got?" Amy questioned.

"When you put it like that, what was I thinking?" Tina seemed to say sarcastically, but not dismissively. After another moment, she thought and added, "Here's something else I'm thinking."

At that point, she remembered she and Amy weren't the only two people in my home.

Turning to me, Tina said, "Once again, we're sorry we put you through this. And confused the hell out of your in our best friend code. And that you joined my team months before I cancelled my own show. For that and a few other things, we owe you."

"And it has something to do with a night?" I guessed.

"Not the drunk night we made you crash," Tina assured. "Once a year, me and Amy have a real nice night out to celebrate our friendship. It pre-dates Galentines Day on Parks and everything. Sometimes we bring other friends if we're in the mood. Today...I think the mood's good enough. Don't you, Amy?"

Amy looked me over and ultimately ruled, "You would know better than me, probably."

"Not that much. But I can guess. And I'm sure you could stand to do some guessing too," Tina came back.

"I could use a rib tickler," Amy figured. "Okay! Bring me up to speed, we'll work out the other details, and we'll meet back here in...six hours, 46 minutes and 15 seconds good enough for you?"

"Do I want to say yes?" I asked semi-seriously. The lack of details was a minus, but a regular, non drunken night with these comic icons -- one of which was already my boss -- all but turned it into a plus.

"I think you will a few times," Amy answered. I thought on that a few times before Tina and Amy left, and a few more times after that.

I stopped asking and wondering enough to actually get ready -- and then asked myself why I didn't ask if I had to be dressed up. I didn't even know where they were taking me, so I could be over or underdressed in humiliating fashion. Since I figured that out too late, I split the difference by putting on my nicest, logo free winter sweater.

I got to see how Tina and Amy split it when they came back 20 minutes later.

Tina had a purple coat on, yet it was unzipped enough for me to see the light black dress underneath. She wasn't flaunting herself with a plunging neckline or a really short skirt -- yet while it wasn't an instant, in your face knockout, a closer look made it clear there was a knockout hidden under there. Some knockout parts, like her long legs, MILF-y hourglass figure and deep brown eyes weren't so easy to hide, though.

Before I got too lost in those thoughts about my boss -- again -- I turned to Amy. She didn't have a coat, so her blue dress, her lower neckline and her own subtle lovely figure caught the eye faster.

Speaking of which, it took longer than I should have to look away from her own deep blue eyes, framed by her blonde hair and an almost knowing smirk -- the same kind of amused smirk Tina sometimes had. BFF's indeed.

"You guys look great. St. Galentine would be proud," I found my voice enough to say. "Hopefully St. Winter isn't too harsh tonight either."

"Nah, that bastard owes us a few favors, so we're good," Amy brushed aside. "Let's go show him and the New York night life what for. Without St. Alcohol's help this time."

Tina and Amy did get the help of their own limo for us, however. It drove us to the restaurant they picked out for us, and picked us up again about an hour and a half later. In between, things really went by in a blur, though not because of too much alcohol.

I wished I was better able to savor my time eating with, talking with and observing Tina and Amy. While they made every effort to include me in the conversations, and while I kept my stories about working for Tina short -- as well as my questions about Parks and Rec and the SNL days -- seeing Tina and Amy lost in their own recollection and stories together was a real highlight.

If they needed to distract themselves from their losses and life changes, I did wonder why they needed me. They seemed to have the weight of the world off of them just fine by talking together. Maybe I was just supposed to be a chaperone so they didn't get too carried away again.

Still, Amy seemed to take more of an interest in me as dinner winded down. Since I'd worked for Tina for months and since Amy was so important to Tina's work and social life, it wasn't like we were total strangers before last night. Yet now we'd finally gotten to the 'getting to actually know you' part of the assistant/bosses' best friend relationship.

That helped kill time until the limo took us to our next destination -- the ice rink in front of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

Since 30 Rock was Tina and Amy's work home for so many years and projects, Christmas out here was old hat to them. It was still a novelty for me, however, so they indulged me -- and had three pairs of ice skates in the limo to help me out.

Tina and Amy were far more experienced at skating, or at least skating on this rink. Tina helped me keep my balance at first, then Amy went by my side when I got somewhat of a hang of it.

"Don't worry, I won't sue Tina for workplace endangerment if I fall and break something," I told her.

"You're off the clock and she doesn't have a workplace anymore. So you'd be lawyered and wheeled out of court in no time," Amy informed me.

"What a nice pre-Christmas present," I rolled my eyes, in a semi-homage to Tina and Liz Lemon.

"Me and Tina got our share of bad presents this year. Sorry if we've lost our touch in giving out good ones too," Amy offered. "But at least Tina chose to get her gift cancelled, while it was still on top. I didn't...leave on top with mine, though."

"If I understand your meaning of gift right, I'm sorry," I realized.

"It's okay. I needed a night like this to distract her. I knew Tina did too," Amy said. "We've...always had a knack for helping each other with nights like this. Sometimes we need a third wheel for extra help. Or if we're just in a really fun mood."

"Which category do I fall under?" I tried to keep up.

"You're good at being the help. Like you've been since Tina hired you. Says her," Amy complemented. "Now we're getting into the fun mood part. Tina figured you'd be good for that, and she seems like a genius so far. Not a 30 Rock Season 2 level genius, but you got time."

"If I make her look like a Mean Girls level genius, I'll call that a win. Or Parks and Rec Season 3 genius, I'll take that too," I added a bit of truthful sucking up.

"Ah, no longer saving the sucking up for me, eh?" Tina skated by. "Looking to bail out for greener park pastures while you can?"

"Come on, don't make him choose now," Amy urged her.

"Right. Not now," Tina strangely said, yet it seemed to settle things in their BFF secret code. I just concentrated on not falling on the ice in front of them.

Once my knees escaped unscarred, we went off the rink, took our skates off, took some obligatory photos near the giant Christmas tree and found their limo again. I was glad to just sit in a warm limo again, plopping in the middle of the backseat with Amy right on my right.

"Where are we going now?" I inquired.

"I told the family I'd be out for the night," Tina informed. "Amy had her nap in her actual hotel room today. So we might as well wrap it up at your place." Okay. Sounded reasonable enough.

So did Amy resting her head on my right shoulder.

I didn't want to look down at her -- otherwise I'd get a better view of her cleavage, and a closer whiff of her sunshine blond hair. If that...affected me in front of her best friend, getting fired would be the best case scenario. As such, I couldn't bring myself to look at Tina either.

After about a minute, I had to do something, so I just looked down at Amy's face, seeing her eyes were open. "So you're not napping, then," I checked.

"Not that tired," Amy answered, her head still lying next to mine. "No reason to be. Not yet, anyway." Lifting her head up, she continued, "Thanks for letting me warm up, though."

Amy showed her gratitude by kissing my cheek, then spoke again before I could start trying to comment. "Great, must be tired already. I mean, I missed."

Apparently, kissing my lips twice was a direct hit.

Once again, I was unable to comment. At least Amy was smirking at me. Before that made me want to cover that smirk up, I turned to Tina. "No comment? Really?" I asked, hoping she could buy me some time.

"Hey, I'm not that mom kind of best friend. That would make a few things weird," Tina said, as if things weren't already weird. "I can escort you guys to your apartment, but I'm taking off the mom jeans after that. K?"

That wasn't just a reference to one of her SNL sketches. I didn't know what was what right now. But Amy didn't try to kiss me again, and I didn't try to ask her why she kissed me the first time. Tina stayed quiet, then escorted us to my apartment building once the limo stopped.

When we got into my home, I knew it was time for at least two of us to start talking. However, it was Tina who talked instead.

"Okay, look, I know Amy caught you off guard. There's an easy explanation, though. Then again, we've hinted at it a bunch of times already, so if you didn't get it now..." Tina left hanging.

"Look, sometimes being the fucking word mistress doesn't pay off," Amy told her. "For once, let's dumb things down for our audience. Plus I've been waiting to dumb it down with you all night, so..."

I was struck dumb, all right. Dumb, but thankfully not blind when Amy and Tina came together. Or rather, their lips did.

Once I remembered Amy kissed me minutes ago, and was now kissing her best female celebrity friend -- who was kissing back -- I felt dumb in a worse way. "Okay, maybe smarten me up a little..." I asked when they broke apart.

"Once a year we celebrate our friendship. In a special night. That helps us take the edge off," Amy repeated. "And we couldn't wait a few more weeks to waste next year's night. Especially now. And sometimes we need a third wheel when we're in a really fun mood. And you helped get us there, just as Tina said you would. Okay?"

Okay, add sex and same sex best friend kissing to those words, and...yeah. Like in their shows, I got even more out of this on a second review.

"Seriously?" Didn't mean I believed it right away, though. "You two are...you?" I directed at the married Tina. "And you, even when you were..." I directed at the divorced Amy.

"That wasn't why it happened, trust me," Tina assured. "But she still needs help. She wanted me to help her early...so I figured she needed even more help, just to be safe. It's not like she's someone you'd want to pass up helping, right?"

"Of course not!" I defended -- not just because it wasn't wise to tell her I didn't want to fuck her best friend. Or help Tina fuck her. Wow -- and I thought this morning was screwy.

"Good. You might want to find room while you can," Amy said. "I'll do what I can, but I teased Tina long enough already." She wasn't the only one.

Tina jumped back into action by kissing Amy, indeed leaving little room for me to jump in. She backed Amy up against the wall, pinning her against it as she went down to kiss her neck, giving me a little window of opportunity.

With Tina now on Amy's left, I could go to her right. She arched her head back to give Tina more room, and me as well. Noting that Tina was kissing the left of Amy's neck aggressively, I gave the right a long, slow kiss, while moving to lower the right strap of her dress. That forward move balanced it out nicely, especially as my hand drifted down to her chest.

Tina caught up and lowered the left strap, with Amy soon playing her part and wiggling her arms out as well. Before long, we had the top of her dress lowered to expose her round, firm looking breasts.

Her right one felt firm enough on my lips and right hand, though -- and I assumed the left one felt the same on Tina's lips and hand. "Oh, you haven't missed a beat," Amy obviously said to Tina. "You got beginner's luck, too," she followed up with me.

My luck fueled me to fondle and kiss her nipple, then kiss down to her underside. I didn't see Tina's tricks, but one or both of our tricks made Amy hiss out a "Fuck." She grasped the back of both of our heads, leading us to suckle each boob down harder.

In the meantime, my right hand went onto Amy's waist, only to trail down lower and lower. "Mmmm...lower," Amy still said. She then hissed again and I saw Tina beat me to it, placing her hand right between her legs.

After rubbing her for a few moments, Tina backed up. "I'm gonna need easier access here," she explained. Getting the idea, I took my mouth off Amy's breast and backed up, as Amy gave easier access by getting the rest of her dress off.

Once it went down to the floor, Amy was left in nothing but blue panties. Although it was obvious now that Tina was used to her being mostly nude, I was new to it. However, as I took in Amy's nicely shaped form, how age and motherhood had curved her in all the right places, and how her pretty face, eager smile and bright blue eyes were flushed with anticipation, I saw how Tina could have gotten used to it.

"You look great," I told her for the second time tonight. "I guess you know Tina thinks so too."

"I worked it in once or twice before," Tina confirmed. "You haven't even seen the best part. Bear with me while I reacquaint myself, okay?"

Tina dropped to her knees and started to get Amy's panties down. However, I couldn't watch the end result once Amy kissed me, and once I started kissing back.

Amy groaned into my mouth as Tina obviously began working her down below. Nonetheless, I was content to work up further up, kissing and Frenching her mouth while Tina did the same to her pussy. I also put my hands on both her breasts this time, as Amy leaned back against the wall.

My right hand soon went up into Amy's blond hair as my left glided across her chest. Amy's own hand went onto my chest, trailing down to the bottom of my sweater. Getting the hint myself, I backed up to get it off for her.

Now that I had some distance, I could see Tina's head buried between Amy's bare legs and crotch. I saw Amy enjoying it, sparing some appreciation for my upper body. "I can work with that," Amy approved, cuing me to walk back over to her.

Amy's hands went down my chest -- then her small right hand went down further. Right into my pants.

"Seems workable down there, too," Amy continued, right as her hand got into my underwear too. Her left hand finally got a good grip on me, while her right went onto Tina's head. With her hands occupied and my cock getting covered, I covered her mouth back up next.

We kissed faster and more passionately as my hands went back to her tits, stroking them as Amy stroked my cock and Tina's mouth stroked her pussy. My hands did go down her body before long, with my right going around to grasp her backside -- pushing her crotch forward against Tina's face.

We were all stimulating significant parts of each other now, which made us have to catch our breath for a moment. Me and Amy stopped kissing as Tina stopped kissing her center, which let us really take in our current position. It was all so surreal for me, even if it wasn't for them.

"Well, if we're done standing and kneeling around," Amy broke the ice. "Seriously, this place came with a bed, right? I'd like to cum on one now."

"What the lady says goes, apparently," I admitted. Amy took her hand out of my pants -- hopefully not for that line -- as Tina got herself on her feet. She kissed Amy and let her taste herself on Tina's mouth, yet I eventually looked away to lead them to my bedroom.

Once we got to my bed, Amy quickly laid herself down on the left edge. I stood beside her, yet she stopped me from moving away as Tina got herself on the bed. Soon, she laid between Amy's legs and picked up right where she left off.

As for me, Amy was ready to follow Tina's lead.

Instead of going back into my pants, Amy unzipped them. In short order, she unbuckled me too. In shorter order, she slid my pants and underwear down. "I thought so," Amy said now that she could see my erection.

A second later, she did more than look at it. While Tina ate Amy out, Amy sucked me off with just as much enthusiasm.

She was a big ball of energy on TV, and had already proved her energy off screen tonight as well. Still, she showed a Leslie Knope-esq level of commitment to sucking my cock -- which her select few million viewers would know as quite overwhelming.

This viewer was enraptured as Amy swallowed me down, slid her tongue all over my head, and popped off to lick me up and down. Her eyes twinkled with mischief and arousal -- and Tina certainly helped with her work down below.

Amy moaned as Tina kept eating her -- and even moaned as her mouth went on my balls. My moans drowned out Amy and Tina's muffled groans, if only by default, as they enjoyed their feasts.

"How close are you?" I gasped out when Amy's mouth was free. "You gonna let her do all the work, or should I jump in? If you want him to help, this isn't helping," I gestured to my cock.

Yet Amy kept her hand on it, while wiggling her hips around below Tina. "She's got it covered," Amy assured. "Right now I wanna make you cum too."

I didn't see how that'd be a problem. Especially with Amy bobbing on my cock, and groaning on it as Tina stepped things up on her. When she put her fingers into the mix, Amy popped off and exhaled, backing her hips against Tina's mouth as she leaned on her right elbow, squeezed and pumped me with her left hand, then engulfed my head with her mouth.

I looked over to Tina, on the off chance it'd make me less likely to go. It didn't help that much -- plus Amy wanted to make me cum anyway. I didn't know if she wanted to go off before me, though, or if she was as close as me.

If Amy was as close as I was, after she juggled my balls and sucked and licked my head, Tina had to be really good.

Amy came off me to moan, though she kept cupping my balls and pushing me all too close. She nearly squeezed too hard as Tina fingered and licked her faster, but she got her hand back on my cock and pumped me. "Oh, fuck, this'll be a close race..." She predicted.

Yet when her thumb brushed my underside, I beat her.

Amy opened her mouth and caught my first few spurts, but she had to close up and clench her teeth as Tina brought her overboard. My next several spurts landed on her cheeks, lips and chin, but she opened her mouth again to catch the last few.

In the meantime, Tina's face seemed glued between Amy's legs, as she caught everything she had for her. All three of us caught our breath and recovered, with me somehow staying on my feet. For Amy's part, she finally laid her head on the bed and licked up the cum I left on her lips.

Tina noticed and then crawled over to her, quickly kissing her before she cleaned her mouth. She was kissing Amy with her taste on her mouth, and she was tasting me on Amy's mouth as well. That was a hell of a thing to take in.

But after it all sunk in, it also sunk in that I was mostly naked, Amy was completely naked and Tina was still fully dressed. If this really was all only for Amy, I guess that wasn't a problem for Tina. Still, it seemed unbalanced.

"All better?" Tina focused on Amy anyway.

"I see why I wanted my get well medicine early, yeah," Amy confirmed. "The extra dose this time was a nice touch too. Didn't you taste it?"

"I was already pretty full, but yeah, it got through," Tina said. "Are you too full for now?"

"Two or three little time outs should help me digest," Amy figured. "You go get warmed up for me. You're probably way too warm now already," she said while poking at her clothes. "Go ahead and get him warm again too."

So there it was, then. It was one thing to 'entertain' her best friend, since she was just visiting. Now I was being trusted to fuck and fool around with my married boss. Tina could brush that issue aside with Amy, I supposed, since they were already so close. But several months of a professional relationship wasn't the same thing as best friendship.

Ironically, when Tina's lips touched mine, I hoped that little aftertaste on them was that of her best friend, not me. Still, I brushed it aside by the second kiss.

"She's right, I've got too much warmth to give out here," Tina interrupted. "Do you mind? Even though you are off the clock."

"I'm still at your service," I felt better at her making light of the boss stuff first. And felt other stuff at the prospect of getting that dress off.

I unzipped it just enough for Tina to start slipping out of it. When it was halfway down, I noted she actually had a light green bra on. When it was about 75 percent down, I saw that the panties matched. When it was down to the floor, I took the rest of her in.

Since Tina and Amy were mothers and comedians in their early 40's, better known for showing off their funny bones, not their other...bones, they never had many people drool over them -- especially Tina. Except perhaps as part of several "sexy librarian" jokes back in her SNL days. Yet after drooling and cumming over Amy moments ago, Tina was still getting me ready all over again.

Even with her bra on, I could note her breasts weren't as full as Amy's, though they still looked like a firm handful. Like Amy, she had curves that were shapely and well defined with age, but had even longer, sexier legs below.

Like Amy, Tina's face was already beautiful and filled with smarts, class and a dash of mischief. And like with Amy's face, seeing Tina's whole subtly sexy package gave her face an added dimension -- especially as she saw how pleased I was with the whole thing. "Wow..." I still said out loud to make it clear.

"All right. Between that, your work ethic at work and your work ethic on Amy, I think we're good to go," Tina complimented. She then got going by going forward to kiss me.

Amy was the more excitable, enthusiastic member of the duo, in regular life and apparently in sex too. Tina was slower and more deliberate with her kisses, but hardly the clueless mess that her TV alter egos were. In fact, she built up a slow burn and a growing passion in both of us, as my hands and her lips rubbed hers faster.

After I went down to her panties and pulled them down the top of her legs, I Iaid Tina down on the bed. Amy sat Indian style on the bed and watched us kiss deeper, until I trailed my mouth down her neck. My hands went under her and tried to unhook her bra -- which my lips finally kissed after slowly going down her chest and cleavage.

Once I finally had some luck unhooking her, I pulled Tina's left bra cup down and quickly engulfed her nipple. My right hand went onto her right cup and breast, working in tune with my mouth as it sucked her left boob down. As for my left hand, it wormed its way down her body.

When it reached her pussy, I inserted a finger in there, as I lightly bit her left nipple and exposed her right at the same time. After palming that as well, I reveled in Tina's groans as she clenched her pussy and arched her chest up.

"Look at that. Prim, proper, professional Tina Fey likes it hard," I figured, wiggling and pumping my finger, and nibbling and pinching her nipples, to prove it. "What would Liz Lemon say?"

"That's for fanfics to figure out now!" Tina reminded. "You think you got stuff that'd make her faint, be my guest."

I had images of a submissive, at my mercy Tina running through my head -- sex with a dash of irony. Yet I presumed I would still work for her and take orders from her with my clothes on after this. No sense making those weird moments to come any weirder. So I simplified somewhat.

Without warning, I slid down and got myself between Tina's legs. After getting her panties down the rest of her legs, I put my head between them and got my hands back on her tits. The squeezing and deep licking ensued in short order.

While I feasted on Tina and tugged her breasts, that and her moaning made me lose track of Amy. But she got back in my line of sight when she got next to Tina, taking my left hand off her boob so she could suck it off. Thankfully, I got my left hand busy again by letting it loose on Tina's pussy.

After I fingered and licked her all at once, Tina got louder until Amy's mouth covered hers again. She kissed Amy and groaned on her mouth, while I kissed and groaned on Tina's lower mouth in return.

"Fucking mother!" Tina called when Amy stopped kissing her. I blocked out the irony in those words and licked and rubbed her faster, until she followed up with, "Fuck, that's almost on par with Amy."

"Okay, hint taken," Amy said. Turning to me, she added, "You might not need extra hands or mouths, but here they come anyway."

I had to move over to the right as Amy laid herself next to me, settling her own head over Tina's pussy. Somehow, we made sure our heads didn't bang together, mainly by moving mine aside as Amy ate Tina out. She was returning the favor on her and then some, although I hoped I could get back in at some point.

Still, nothing stopped me from kissing other places and reminding them I was still there. As such, I kissed the outside of Tina's right thigh while my right hand rubbed her leg. My left fingers trailed over and teased her right next to Amy's head as well.

Eventually, Amy took a breath and gave me room to go back in. After licking and teasing Tina's lower lips while still massaging her upper leg, I made room for Amy to kiss and lick her outer left thigh. Soon we took turns licking her up, with Tina seeming to like both our techniques.

Yet with both of us tasting Tina, I couldn't resist going over to kiss Amy again. She responded just as eagerly, but we still kept Tina on edge by fingering her at the same time. After we licked Tina thoroughly off each other's lips, and kept licking for good measure, we broke off and needed to get her back on our mouths.

I let Amy go first, putting my hand on the back of her head to push her in deeper. She hardly needed the help, but I did it anyway. With her likely to keep going for a while, I moved over a bit so I could put both hands on Tina's right leg, massaging it as I kissed and licked it up and down.

"Oh, I couldn't have written this better," Tina praised. "Don't hold me to that. I do need to keep busy after...oh fuck, keep getting busy!" she urged.

It was my turn to get busier, so I got Amy to take a breather. It was my turn to go between her legs and have a hand on my head push me down. Yet after a while, the hand went off me.

Moments later, I felt a hand from behind. It was cupping my balls and brushing over my cock, ensuring it was getting hard again. "There's an idea," I heard Amy mutter behind me.

A few moments later, I felt her hand on my head again -- only she was tapping it to get my attention. "Gonna need you on your feet for a sec," Amy asked, to which I reluctantly agreed.

Once I stood up next to the left of the bed, Amy stood next to me. She had Tina lay in front of us at the center, then Amy laid on her stomach and went back to eating her -- with her ass bent over for the taking.

Getting the idea, I stood behind Amy and lightly played with her pussy, as Tina's pussy filled her mouth. Soon enough, I gave her what she wanted and filled her up on the other end.

With me fucking her, Amy groaned on Tina and ate her out with even more intensity. Tina arched her hips up, trying to hump her in front like I was in the back. I was more precise, but Amy was getting it good on both ends anyway.

"Hey...don't show me up too much," Tina chided, as she tried to keep up with me in fucking Amy. However, when I slammed into her and she bit down on Tina, she corrected, "Fuck, never mind, carry on!"

"I can't too much...there won't be any left for you," I panted.

"Good point...no more time to waste, then," Tina decided. "Ames, feel like flipping over for a bit?"

"Kind of busy right now," Amy said right into Tina's crotch. However, I set the example by pulling myself out of Amy, which led to Tina backing herself away. Amy then sighed out, "Fine, I guess I got some free time."

Amy flipped herself over and laid on her back, her legs handing off the bed. I walked back and settled myself back between her legs, reinserting myself in her as Tina got herself on all fours and hovered her ass and pussy over Amy. "Oh, well in that case..." Amy conceded.

Tina lowered her ass onto Amy's face, taking up all of her attention. But while she wasn't looking at me, I made my presence known, and not just by fucking her. Now that Amy was on her back, I could fondle her tits again and rub her pussy as well -- and I didn't forget that I was in range of Tina's as well.

As my left hand fingered and rubbed Amy's center, my right reached out to touch Tina's. Amy's head and mouth was covering it, but I tried to touch Tina and help her out anyway. Yet after a good rub on Amy, she finally laid her head back down and gave me room to finger Tina too.

I got a few seconds to rub them both, then I put my hands on Tina and tried to pull her pussy apart. Amy only had room to stick her tongue out and lick the open space, yet Tina hissed and moaned all the same. But after briefly putting my thumbs in her, I let her go and let Amy go back to work, while my hands went back to work on her.

"Oh God, I should sit down. Not just on you," Tina clearly told Amy. "He still good to go?"

"Fuck...he's probably got a while left," Amy noted as I tweaked her breast and pussy, all while fucking her. Though perhaps not for much longer.

"Okay, one more scene change and we're good," Tina announced, taking herself off Amy. Once again, I realized I'd have to get out of her soon too. After a few more pumps, I stepped back while Tina got on her feet.

Amy rolled over once Tina got to me, right on time to have me sit down on the edge of the bed. At that point, Tina climbed onto me and settled on my lap, only to lift her hips up again to line up with me. After a push forward from me, she started to sink herself back down.

Tina rode me steadily as my hands went on her waist, rubbing her up and down. When they went up to her boobs, I went down to suckle her right one again. Soon, I noticed Amy sitting next to me, and she soon went and suckled Tina's left tit again.

After we did this old trick a while longer, I changed it by going up to kiss Tina, while Amy kept devouring her left breast. Tina groaned into my mouth, gently sliding her tongue in afterwards. We kissed slow and hot once again, with my right hand sliding from her boob to her filled pussy in the meantime.

When we broke, I saw Tina had her left hand on Amy's pussy, working her over now that I couldn't. Amy broke and kissed her again passionately, which made Tina ride me harder. Turning back to Amy, I tried to kiss her neck while fucking Tina, but Amy soon broke from her so she could kiss my lips anyway.

Now our faces were all together, as we traded kisses in every possible combination. Somehow, Tina kept fingering Amy and fucking me, while Amy had her hand between Tina's legs too, and I just tried to keep up kissing these two gorgeous funny ladies. I also had my right hand help Amy to rub Tina, while my left hand tried to brush her breasts too.

"Fuck it, I need one more!" Amy called. "Tina, just...stand next to us and you'll be fine!"

Tina groaned, perhaps not entirely out of arousal, so I kissed her breasts and lips while I still could. After she kissed back and briefly used her tongue, she got herself off me and stood over to my left, as Amy took her turn to get on my lap.

After settling me into her, Amy rode me quickly, clearly looking to get finished off again. I didn't think Tina had gotten off once -- but it seemed Amy's solution to that was to finger her while she stood next to us. Meanwhile, her right hand held onto me as she kept bouncing.

My left hand reached out to try and help Tina along, while my right grabbed onto Amy's chest. After watching it bounce, I bent down to suckle on her tits, letting my right hand go down to her center again. This latest attempt to finger and rub both of them at once while fucking Amy seemed to go even better, if only because they were closer.

However, Amy turned out to be even closer.

"Son of a mother...fuck, crap, fuck!" Amy groaned out, as I could only hold onto her and ride her out. Her head laid on my shoulder as she rode herself to the finish, and I rubbed her ass and pussy as extra help.

Amy finally gave out with a blissful moan of relief, making it hard for me to hold my own back. I held her against me and let her release herself on my cock, which still stayed hard through it all. But at least it was getting extra lube -- whereas we were probably neglecting poor, orgasm free Tina.

"All right, you've had your fun," Tina broke back in. "Amy, get in back while I clean you off him."

I exhaled while Amy took herself off me and stood up. Before I could stand or do anything, Tina dropped to her knees and Amy kneeled behind her. As soon as Tina took me in her mouth, Amy inserted her fingers right in her.

Now Tina was getting filled on both ends, although Amy was pounding her back end faster than she was sucking on my front. Still, Tina moaned right on me as she tasted what Amy left behind on my shaft. Even when it was cleaned off, she kept licking me up and making me shudder.

Tina was shuddering worse, though, as Amy doubled her efforts even after being drained herself. "Fuck...the weird thing is she's taking it easy..." She informed after popping off me.

"Oh, bad move. Or the best," Amy teased, before her fingers and hand went faster.

Tina seemed to think it was the best -- especially in how she took it out on my cock. She bobbled down on it, letting her mouth get fucked just like her pussy was. She bucked back on Amy and bucked her mouth forward on me, and I didn't see how I'd last through this one.

Yet Amy's talent made Tina clench and go off first. She moaned on me for a moment, but then took me out before she grit her teeth together. She also squeezed my cock as well, which took me off the absolute brink for now.

Amy finally let her fingers stay still, as Tina's juices came down on them. They stayed on her as she took her fingers out of her -- then she reached over and wiped them on my freed shaft. It didn't stay free for long.

It was Tina who licked herself up off me, going right back to work. It was Amy who came forward and went on her knees to help, as she licked me up and down after Tina came off me. Both of them then licked me up, met their tongues on my head and briefly kissed.

I was indeed lucky to last up to this point, as these two beautiful, satisfied best friends worked together anew, in sync as always.

Amy went down to suckle my balls, teasing me with the tip of her tongue and the mirth in her lovely blue eyes. Tina went back to being slow and sensual, teasing me by swallowing me down, sucking me until I felt it in my toes, and letting me get lost in her bottomless brown eyes.

The trance broke when Tina and Amy broke from me, so they could give each other a passionate French kiss. As it turned out, they used enough tongue and saliva, it made their mouths extra wet when they went back on my cock and balls. And that was the final punch line.

Amy stayed on my balls as they drained into Tina's mouth. But I was only halfway done when Tina came off, giving Amy time to get another taste. This time, she got every remaining drop of me in her mouth, while the drops I gave Tina stayed in hers.

I trusted they would swallow me down at some point. When Amy came off my cock, they finally did -- and only then did they start kissing again.

I slid over to the middle of the bed, with the energy I had left. I left just enough room for Tina and Amy to plop over next to me, as they kissed and tasted all three of us one last time. When they finished, they finally exhaled and actually started laughing.

I just listened to Amy's imitable cackle and Tina's softer laugh, not having any words or punch lines of my own to top it. They were the writers of this little...group, not me.

"Crap. We gotta wake up early tomorrow," Amy realized. I figured as much, given that Amy had to leave tomorrow and Tina had to do more of her last 30 Rock duties. While I would go back on the clock, my duty for their special night well past us.

"Tina's still one orgasm behind us," Amy tapped me to get my attention. "I can get her there and wake her up before I gotta go. With some extra help. But only if we're up early. Unlike my characters, I can sleep more than three hours a night."

Thinking like an assistant again, I reached over and went to get my pants from the floor, then pulled out my cell phone and set the alarm. "There. We can go back on the clock then," I showed Amy. She approved while my actual boss started to go to sleep.

In a few more hours, I'd be back on the clock, serving my boss and her visiting best friend forever. Even if there were still acts of 'service' to do that weren't in the job description. Or in the cleaner thoughts of NBC Thursday and Saturday night comedy fans.