Author's Note - Okay Gang, The Squad Leader here. I'm transferring my works over from the old C-S-S-A to here so they don't get lost to history. One thing I'd like to say though is it is a little bit embarrassing and humbling to go back and reread these earliest works of mine. I've never had a job where I write for a living or anything like that I'm just a normal dude who enjoys writing smut. I'm quite proud of the creativity and the ideas I had but the sex scenes in this series and my earliest works are just so short and frankly not great. It wasn't until I started reading the works of writers such as Carnage Jackson and TRL and especially the king KMB who is not only the best smut writer out there but a great friend that I was able to start (pun intended) fleshing things out a bit more. Modern day writers such as MTL and Cadeauxx and so many others are keeping the great tradition alive.
I say these things not to be tough on myself but hopefully to be encouragement to any aspiring smut writers out there...You WILL improve if you just keep writing. I look at this series and compare it to my most recent works and I am vastly improved. Keep at it guys and gals!
The Bod Squad (Episode 11) – A Raw Deal
by The Squad LeaderStarring – Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears, Kirsten Dunst and Rachel Stevens.
Special guest stars – Lita, Stacy Kiebler, Torrie Wilson and Molly Holly.
The Bod Squad is a top secret team of four highly trained, sexy young women, who in the tradition of Charlie’s Angels are led by their oft heard, but never
seen director Jimmy. The members of the Bod Squad are Love: the oldest member of the group and their unofficial leader, Britney: the party animal with a killer body and a mean streak to match, Rachel: the British bombshell and Kirsten: the baby of the group who uses her sweetness and innocent looks to accomplish things the others can’t. Their purpose is to go undercover and use any means necessary to solve crimes and protect humanity.
Episode 11 – A Raw DealRachel and Britney were on their way back to headquarters from the beach, when Jimmy called and asked them to pick up Love from the airport. When they got there, Love was beaming, and she quickly hopped into the car. On the way home, she told them every detail from her trip to L.A., and it was clear that she had had quite the time.
“So, I hear that you two managed to stay busy as well?” she asked as they walked up the steps leading to headquarters.
“Oh, just a boring day at the beach” Britney said as she and Rachel giggled.
“Come on” Love pried as she opened the door. “You two can’t hold out on……….”
“Oh my gosh!” Rachel interrupted her. Love turned around, and was stunned to see the place in shambles as Kirsten scurried about trying to clean things up.
“I didn’t think you’d be back till tomorrow” she said, looking at the three stunned girls.
“What exactly did you do while we were gone?” Britney exclaimed.
“Well, I kinda had a little party” she replied meekly.
“How little?” Love demanded.
“Maybe 300 people?” Kirsten answered as quietly as she could.
“Well, you’re lucky that Jimmy wants us to call him” Love said. “But we will have a talk later.”
Kirsten just shrunk down and nodded. They entered the mission room and moved some empty pizza boxes to find the phone. Love dialed up Jimmy’s number and waited for him to answer.
“This is Jimmy” he said.
“Hey Jimmy, the gang’s all here” Love answered.
“Excellent” he began. “The reason I had you wait until you got back to call me, is because I’m gonna need all four of you on this next case. Several newspapers have received anonymous calls from someone claiming to distribute steroids to the WWF wrestlers. Now, as you may recall, there was a highly publicized trial about ten years ago dealing with this same issue. The feeling of the newspapers, and myself, is that this is someone who is just trying to slander the WWF’s name, and that is why they haven’t gone to press with it. I’ve managed to secure backstage passes for all four of you ladies for this Monday’s RAW broadcast. I want you to find out who is trying to ruin the WWF and why.”
“Sweet!” Britney exclaimed. She had been an avid wrestling fan for some time, and was looking forward to this case.
“That also gives us two days to get this place clean” Love said sternly. The other girls just glared at Kirsten who could only manage a sheepish grin.
Backstage at RAWThe four girls stood outside the entrance to the backstage area waiting for Shane McMahon. He was the
only person in the company whom Jimmy had informed of the situation. He finally showed up right before showtime with their backstage passes.
“I’ve got good news and bad news” he said. “I was only able to find three passes, but I let security know that if they are going to throw anybody out that they should contact me first, or it’s their job.”
“Thanks Shane” Love replied. They drew straws to see who would be without a pass, and the unlucky winner was Rachel.
“Don’t worry” Shane assured them. “I don’t think anyone will bother you.”
“Any other tips?” Rachel asked.
“No, just try to avoid Hurricane Helms” he said.
“He’s not dangerous, he’s just weird. By that I mean that he never comes out of his super hero gimmick.”
“Thanks for the warning” she said.
“Good luck” Shane said as he left. “I hope you nail those bastards!” They decided it would be best to split up and cover more ground, so each girl set out down a different hallway.
Track one: Stormy weather:Rachel thought that if this Hurricane Helms was such a strange guy, then maybe she should be asking him some questions. So, she headed in the direction of his locker room. As she approached his door, she heard a man’s voice say “Halt citizen!” She turned around to see a man dressed in a silly looking, green super heroes outfit. He was accompanied by a short but pretty blonde girl wearing a matching pink outfit.
“Aren’t you aware that all civilians must possess a backstage pass?” he asked in an overly dramatic fashion.
“Oh, I must have misplaced it” Rachel answered.
“My Hurri-senses detect that you are lying” he said.
“You’re not a villain are you?”
“Oh no” she replied. “I promise I’m not. My name is Rachel.” Mighty Molly leaned over and whispered something in his ear.
“Perhaps you are right faithful sidekick” he said.
“Come citizen Rachel, we will escort you from the building.”
“Wait a minute!” Rachel protested. “I’m not going
anywhere.”
“Wuz up wit dat?” he said. Mighty Molly again whispered in his ear. “You are definitely right faithful sidekick.” he said looking Rachel up and
down.
“Please, enter our dressing room so that we can search you to assure that you are not a villain.”
Rachel looked at the Hurricane and Molly who were both smiling, and she knew what they had in mind. She agreed to be searched so that they wouldn’t try to kick her out of the building. No sooner had they entered the dressing room and shut the door, than Molly and Hurricane eased Rachel back against the wall and started unbuttoning her shirt. Rachel was turned on by the whole kinky super-hero thing and egged them on.
“So, are you gonna fuck me with your Hurri-cock?” she asked.
“I don’t know if a mere mortal can handle it” he said as Molly kissed Rachel’s neck. “Only sidekick Molly has been able to withstand the blast of my Hurri-come.”
“I think I’ll take that chance” Rachel answered, laughing. Molly moved down and unclasped Rachel’s bra. She tossed the bra to the side and started sucking on Rachel’s tits as Rachel was kissing the Hurricane. Molly was really working on Rachel’s breasts before Rachel pulled her up and kissed her while Hurricane dropped his pants. He moved in behind Molly and pulled down her black spandex pants and panties. Molly had a big ass, but big in a good way, and the Hurricane quickly thrust his cock into her pussy from behind. Rachel continued French kissing Molly as she pulled her shirt up over her head.
“Ohhhhhh yeah!” Molly cried as the Hurricane continued to pump away. Meanwhile, Rachel had moved down and was eagerly massaging Molly’s large breasts as she flicked her tongue out lightly over her nipples.
“Ooooooh! Oooooooh!” she continued to cry as she came.
All three of them fell to the floor in a heap before the Hurricane said “and now citizen Rachel, prepare to face the fury of the Hurri-cock.” It was all Rachel could do to keep from laughing, but she bit her lip and laid back as he pulled down her jeans and panties. Rachel watched as the Hurricane mounted her in the missionary position and worked his cock into her tight pussy.
“Ohh yeah! That feels soooo good!” she cried as he slid his shaft in and out. While he was fucking Rachel, Molly crawled over and sat on Rachel’s face. Rachel quickly flicked her tongue out and started eating out Molly. She sucked on Molly’s clit as the Hurricane continued to fuck her.
“Ohhh yes! Ohhh!” both girls moaned as their pleasure grew.
Suddenly, the Hurricane said “Stand back, there’s a Hurricane coming through!” as he blew his load. He stepped back, and Molly quickly moved down to finish getting Rachel off. She worked her fingers into Rachel’s wet pussy and licked on her clit until Rachel came in a violent shudder, covering Molly’s face with a mixture of her and Hurricane’s come.
Afterward, Rachel did manage to pry some information from the two regarding their days in WCW, but they had to leave for a match before she could get anything close to a lead on the case. “Oh well” she thougt, laughing as she laid there thinking about the Hurricane’s stupid gimmick.
Track two: Cream Extreme:While Rachel was busy battling the “forces of nature”, Love decided to check out the trainers room. If anyone would know about steroids, it would be the medical folks. She strolled into the office, only to find Lita sitting on one of the exam tables.
“Where’s the doc?” Love asked casually.
“He’s gonna be busy for a while” Lita replied.
“Hardcore Holly broke his arm again, and he’s working on that. Who are you anyway?”
“I’m the new assistant trainer” she said. Lita glanced away and Love hid her backstage pass. “Can I help you in any way?” Love asked.
“Actually, I just came in here to see if I broke any ribs” she said. “I landed awkwardly after a moonsault, and my side is hurting.”
“Well, let’s have a look-see shall we?” Love said cheerily as she walked over to the table. Lita was wearing her trademark baggy pants and thong, and she had on a shirt that exposed her washboard stomach. Love leaned in close and put her hand on Lita’s side right below her ribs. She felt Lita tense up and heard her breathing get shallow as she felt around the area. Lita was obviously thinking some dirty thoughts, and Love was picking up on her vibe.
“Feels fine to me” Love said with a smile.
“I’m a little sore up here too” Lita said, as she took Love’s hand with hers and moved it closer to her breast.
“Still checks out good” Love chirped.
“You know, you’re pretty cute for a medical nerd” Lita blurted and then quickly blushed.
“Thank you” Love answered sincerely. “One more check to do. How does it feel when I do this?” she said as she squeezed one of Lita’s firm breasts and leaned in to kiss her. The two girls French kissed for what seemed like hours before Lita said “It feels great!” and the two of them laughed. Love pulled Lita’s shirt off over her head and quickly removed her bra. She then leaned Lita back onto the table and began sucking and biting Lita’s erect nipples.
“Ohhh yeah!” Lita groaned as she held Love’s face to her breasts. Love then raised up and removed her own shirt and bra as Lita looked on. She crawled up onto the table and laid on top of Lita, kissing her softly on the neck and ear lobes.
“I want you to eat my pussy” Lita whispered. Love didn’t have to think too hard about Lita’s request, and soon she was moving south, lovingly planting kisses on Lita’s rock hard stomach. She slid Lita’s pants down and discarded them as Lita rolled over on her stomach, and Love gave her a playful smack on the ass. After she peeled Lita’s purple thong out of her ass crack and slid it off, Love just looked down and smiled. She had every wrestling fan’s fantasy lying there naked on the table. Love set to work, slowly licking Lita’s pussy as she spread open her pussy lips with her fingers. Love worked several of her fingers into Lita’s dripping wet snatch as she clutched at the top edge of the table in pleasure.
“Ohhhhh! Just like that! Fuck me baby!” she moaned. As love continued to play with Lita’s clit, she moved her attention to Lita’s asshole and began to tongue it. She eased her middle finger into Lita’s brown eye as Lita moaned in ecstasy. She was incredibly turned on, as she had always wanted her boyfriend, Matt to fuck her in the ass, but didn’t know how to ask. Soon, she felt her orgasm approaching and cried “Oooooooooooh!” as she soaked Love’s face and hands. Love let her lick the come from her fingers as she softly kissed Lita’s neck.
“Now let me get some of that pussy” Lita whispered as she unbuttoned Love’s pants. Lita had Love out of her pants and panties in no time, and was soon down between Love’s legs.
“You’re so fucking hot!” she said as she kissed Love’s pussy. Lita slowly circled Love’s clit with her tongue as she laid on the doctor’s table groaning.
“Mmmmmm! Oooooooh!” Love cried as Lita worked her tongue deeper into her pussy. Lita decided to return Love’s earlier favor and moved down to start licking her asshole. Love just bucked her hips as Lita continued to lick her asshole and pussy.
“Ohhhhhh! Yes! Fuck me! Ohhhhhh Lita!” she wailed as she came. Lita climbed back on top of Love and started sloppily kissing her. They were still kissing when the door flew open and the Hardy Boyz entered the room.
“Holy shit!” Jeff said with a stunned smile on his face. At first, Matt looked pissed, but he lightened up when Lita said “We were just getting warmed up for you guys.” They walked over to the table, and the two ladies got down on the floor in front of them. Love grabbed Jeff, and Lita grabbed Matt, and helped the guys out of their pants and underwear. Both girls then set to work, giving head to the guys as they just leaned back against the table enjoying themselves. Love felt Jeff’s cock sliding in and out of her mouth as she massaged his balls with her hand. Not to be outdone, Lita took Matt’s entire cock into her throat, as she let her lips slide up and down his shaft.
“Enough of this” Love said. “Let’s see if you boys are man enough to satisfy us!” Lita and Love got on their hands and knees facing each other.
“What do you say fellas?” Lita asked teasingly.
“Fuckin A!” Matt said as he started to move behind Lita.
“Hey Matt” Jeff said. “How bout we switch up?” Jeff had always wanted to fuck Lita, but Matt had beaten
him to the punch. Matt looked down at Lita, and she looked up and said “It’s cool baby.”
“All right then” he said to Jeff. “Just don’t get too used to it.” The two brothers traded places, with Jeff behind Lita and Matt behind Love, and started fucking them doggie-style. Lita and Love were face to face, and as the guys were working their tight pussies, the two girls were hungrily French kissing.
“Oooooh baby! Yeah!” Love moaned as Matt’s cock filled her. Lita was loving every second of it, as she hadn’t been with someone other than Matt in some time.
“I’m gonna go!” Jeff warned as he got close to busting a nut.
“Shoot it in our mouths!” Lita begged. The girls laid on their backs, and soon Matt and Jeff were showering their faces with thick globs of come. Lita and Love swallowed what they could, and then locked in a long kiss once again as the come filled their mouths and dripped from their chins. Lita didn’t waste a bit though, as she licked the come that had dripped down, off of Love’s heaving breasts.
Love was able to gain info from Team Extreme by continuing to pose as a trainer. She patched up a few cuts and bruises on the Hardys, all the while asking subtle questions. As she finished her speech on “ways of taking care of yourself”, Love said “And whatever you do, don’t get messed up in steroids.” Matt, Jeff and Lita laughed hysterically when she said that.
“Man, nobody around here does those things” Jeff said.
“Yeah, what year is it, 1985?” Matt added, laughing. Love just nodded and left the room. Suspicions confirmed, someone was making up the whole thing.
Track three: Britney and the Ayatollah:Britney had been wandering the backstage area without any luck for quite some time, when she decided she needed to get into one of the locker rooms to snoop around.
“Next wrestler I see” she said to herself. As she rounded the corner, she bumped into Chris Jericho.
“Oh my gosh, it’s Y2J!” she said aloud.
“How’s it going?” he asked.
“Great!” she said excitedly. “I am absolutely your biggest fan! Can I get your autograph?”
“Sure” he answered politely. “What’s your name honey?”
“It’s Britney” she said as she handed him a program to sign. “Wow, you’ve got some big arms” she added seductively. Chris just smiled politely, not wanting to jump to any conclusions. Britney leaned in closer and said “You know, if you take me back to your dressing room, I’ll do things to you that you will never eeeeeeeeeeeeeever forget” impersonating his famous catchphrase.
Chris looked around, and seeing on one said “Come on.” He led Britney to his locker room and closed the door. As he did, he looked over and sized up his new friend. Britney was wearing a tank top with clearly no bra underneath, and a pair of low cut jeans.
“This is definitely going to be a good night” he thought as she pulled him towards her and they stated kissing. Chris had his hands all over Britney’s luscious body as they continued their lip lock. He lifted her shirt off and began to lick her beautiful breasts.
“Mmmmmmm!” Britney moaned as Chris sucked away. She stopped him briefly as she dropped to her knees and pulled down his wrestling pants. Britney eased his rock hard cock into her mouth and started to give him a blowjob.
“Oh yeah!” he said as Britney deep throated his cock. “I can see you’re a pro at this” he joked as he pulled Britney up. He unzipped her skin tight jeans, and managed to work them off as she spread her legs in anticipation. Britney had neglected to wear panties that evening, and Chris could see that she was wet with anticipation. He lifted her legs up as she laid on her back, and slipped his cock into her ultra tight pussy.
“Ooooooh yeah!” she moaned as Chris worked his dick in and out of her wetness. After a few minutes, he heard her cry “Ohhh yeah! Stick it in my ass!” Chris eagerly obeyed her command as she got on her hands and knees. He slowly eased his cock into her awaiting asshole and began to pump away while she fingered herself. Britney moaned in a mixture of pleasure and pain as Chris’ rod filled her ass.
“Ohhhh, Oooooh yeah!” she yelled as she fingered herself to an orgasm. Chris hadn’t come yet, and he had an idea.
He stopped fucking her and said “Roll over, I’ve always wanted to try this.” Britney rolled over on her back, and Chris put his cock between her tits. He squeezed her breasts together around his cock and began to tit fuck Britney. It wasn’t long before he shot come all over her face and neck. She smeared the come around with her hand, and then licked it off of her palm and fingers. As Chris was getting off of Britney, he heard RVD’s music playing in the background.
“Oh shit!” he said. “That’s my opponent tonight, I am so late!” He quickly dressed and ran out of the room. Once he was gone, Britney walked over and grabbed his cellphone. She checked the messages and heard the following: “Chris, you don’t know who this is, but I know you. I tried to bury you in WCW, and now I’m gonna finish the job! I’m taking you, those double crossing bitches and the entire WWF down!”
Britney quickly called Jimmy from her phone. “Jimmy,I need a voice analysis on this” she said,and played him the message.
Track four: Deviant divas:Kirsten’s cellphone rang and she picked it up.
“Kirsten, it’s Britney” came the voice. “I think our villain is going to come after Stacy Kiebler and Torrie Wilson. I need you to go make sure they stay put.”
“Gotcha” she said, and headed towards Torrie’s locker room. Kirsten knocked on the door and Torrie answered.
“Who are you?” she asked. Kirsten pushed her way into the room and closed the door. She looked around and saw Stacy sitting there wearing a short camoflauge skirt.
“I’m an undercover security guard” Kirsten answered.
“And I need you ladies to stay here for a while.” Stacy and Torrie just laughed as they got in front of Kirsten and edged her back towards the middle of the room.
“Who are you gonna protect us from?” Stacy asked sarcastically.
Kirsten started to get mad and shot back “You should be thanking me, no mocking me!”
“She’s kind of cute when she’s mad” Torrie said as Kirsten backed into the couch and sat down. “Maybe we should properly thank her Stacy, what do you say?”
“I wholeheartedly agree” Stacy said as she and Torrie sat down on both sides of Kirsten, running their hands all over her body.
“I didn’t mean………I mean you don’t have to………..” Kirsten stammered, but she was cut off by Torrie’s juicy red lips meeting hers. Kirsten quit resisting, and wrapped her hands around Torrie’s waist. They let their tongues massage each other’s as Stacy got down on her knees and eased off Kirsten’s running pants. As Torrie and Kirsten continued to French kiss, Stacy pulled down Kirsten’s panties and softly licked her pretty pussy.
“Ahhhhh!” Kirsten moaned as she lifted Torrie’s top and bra off. She grabbed hold of Torrie’s perfect tits with both hands and squeezed them as she put one in her mouth. Torrie softly moaned as she listened to the sucking sounds Kirsten was making and the sound of Stacy eating Kirsten’s snatch. Stacy stopped eating Kirsten long enough to pull off Torrie’s pants and
panties, and as Torrie lay on top of Kirsten, Stacy worked the fingers from one of her hands into Torrie’s pussy and the others into Kirsten’s pussy. She alternated eating both of the girls as they cried out in pleasure.
“Oooooooh yeah! Fuck me! Faster!” Torrie cried as Stacy was frantically working her fingers in and out.
“Ohhhhh, I’m coming!” Kirsten cried. Listening to Kirsten made Torrie come too, as Stacy hungrily lapped up their juices. Torrie climbed down off of Kirsten, and they pulled Stacy up onto the couch. Kirsten and Torrie ran their hands up Stacy’s long legs and under her skirt as they kissed her neck and chest. They quickly took off Stacy’s shirt and bra, and each took one of her perky young breasts into their mouths. Stacy writhed in pleasure as the other two worked her over. Then, Kirsten and Torrie moved down and pulledoff Stacy’s skirt and panties, revealing her dripping wet honey pot. As Kirsten moved in and started licking Stacy’s pussy, Torrie was busy licking her asshole. They paused every few minutes to kiss, but kept pleasuring Stacy by fingering her when they did.
“Ohhh yes! That feels so good!” she wailed as Torrie and Kirsten kept at it. Stacy finally came as the dueling tongues of Torrie and Kirsten fought to lap up her come. Kirsten then laid back on the couch, and watched as Torrie and Stacy positioned themselves in a 69. They hungrily ate each other out as Kirsten fingered herself.
“Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! Yeah!” all three of them were crying as they rocked back and forth on the couch. They all reached their orgasms around the same time and collapsed. After ralaxing for a minute, they sat up and engaged in a long group kiss.
Meanwhile: Britney had gotten the voice analysis results and they had confirmed her suspicions. She rounded up Love and Rachel and headed towards Vince McMahon’s office. When they opened the door, they found a man planting incriminating evidence.
“Turn around and put your hands in the air scum bag!” Britney yelled. The man turned around to surrender and it was………….Eric Bischoff!
“You’ve already ruined one wrestling federation, but we’re not gonna let you make it two!” Love said.
“Once Jericho left for the WWF, it was all downhill, and to top it off, those two sluts wouldn’t have anything to do with me! So I was going to take care of all my problems at once! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling sluts!”
“It’s always somebody else’s fault, huh?” Rachel said as they led Bischoff away. Just then, Kirsten came running in, and they all high fived.
“Shane gave us free backstage passes for life!” Britney exclaimed. “So who’s up for Smackdown tomorrow?”
“I don’t know” Kirsten joked. “The wrestling business is exhausting.” With that, they all just looked at each other and laughed. Another case solved by the Bod Squad.
THE END
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