Disclaimer: This story is fictional and never happened.
This chapter was inspired by TLMorgan's 2 Broke Hoes story.
Celebs Like It Big 27
Written by Calibur009
Starring: Kat Dennings as Max Black & Beth Behrs as Caroline Channing
Codes: MMFF, Titfuck, Interracial, Oral, Anal, DP, Facial
Celebs Like It Big presents a special parody of 2 Broke Girls. Big thanks go to Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs for being professionals and reprising their roles from their original sitcom. Fans prepare to see Max and Caroline like you have never seen them before.
*2 Broke Sluts: A XXX Parody*
The parody opened with the usual evening shot of the Brooklyn Bridge before transitioning inside a small diner. After that, the audience was treated to the sight of Max Black and Caroline Channing as they walked out of the kitchen. Both women wore their signature red and yellow waitress uniforms. As for their footwear, Max wore knee-high brown boots, and Caroline wore tan heels. A short while later, the camera focused on the duo as they were cleaning one of the dining booths.
“I'm still walking a bit funny after the great workout Gary gave my ass last night.” Caroline said with a grin as she cleared the dirty plates off the table.
“Yeah, I noticed that. I heard him pounding your ass from inside my bedroom. Caroline, you’re such a damn slut!” Max replied in her usual sarcastic manner, followed by a laugh as she wiped down the table.
“Yes, and I’m a proud one. By the way, Max, you’re a much bigger slut than me. Did you forget that I walked in on you letting three guys take turns fucking your massive tits this morning?” Caroline responded with a smirk as she shook her head.
“Hey! It’s not my fault that every guy in New York loves my huge boobs. Just a few days ago, when I was walking through the park, this 19-year-old nerd paid me $25 to take a picture of them. True story.” Max replied with a toothy grin.
“Anyway, if things don’t turn around for us soon, we might have to close the diner. What are we going to do, Max? Caroline asked with a concerned look on her face.
“Well, I’m prepared to go outside and give a titfuck to the first guy I see for money.” Max replied as she adjusted her enormous tits.
“Damn it, Max! This is serious. We need $25,000 and fast.” Caroline responded as she rolled her blue eyes.
“Caroline, I was being serious. Maybe some rich dude with deep pockets will walk into the diner, and he will make us an indecent proposal. But I don't think that’s going to happen.” Max replied with a chuckle as she shrugged.
“Max, it’s great to know even when we’re close to losing everything that you can still have a sense of humor.” Caroline responded with a slight laugh.
“Being positive is what I’m best at. I should have been a stand-up comedian instead of a waitress. Because if I got heckled, I could just flash my big titties to shut them up.” Max replied with a laugh.
Just moments later, the video switched outside as a black Mercedes-Benz parked in front of the diner before adult film stars Ricky Johnson and Sean Lawless exited the car. Sean wore a blue suit and brown loafers. As for Ricky, he was clad in a black baseball cap turned backward, an expensive gold chain around his neck, a black vest, a white t-shirt, jeans, and red high-top sneakers.
“Come on, Sean. I’m fucking starving.” Ricky said as he held his stomach.
“This place looks like a dump. Are you sure you want to eat here, Ricky J?” Sean asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Hell yeah. There’s plenty of time before I have to perform at that nightclub. If I’m late, my adoring fans will just have to wait for me.” Ricky replied with a laugh.
“OK, you’re the boss.” Sean responded with a head nod.
“Damn right, I am. Now let’s go eat.” Ricky J replied in a matter-of-fact tone.
After their exchange, the two men walked inside the diner. Once inside, they sat down at one of the square-shaped dining tables and looked over their menus.
“Look, Max. We finally have some customers.” Caroline said cheerfully.
“Holy shit! I can’t believe it. Ricky J is inside our diner.” Max said with a big smile as she eye-fucked the brown-skinned black man.
“Who is Ricky J? Though that name does sound familiar.” Caroline replied with a puzzled face.
“Seriously, Caroline. You don’t know who Ricky J is? He is the most famous and hottest rapper in the country right now. I own all three of his albums. Big Titty Bitches is my jam!” Max responded enthusiastically as she danced a bit.
“Oh yeah! Hopefully, he is a big tipper.” Caroline replied with a smile.
“OK, let’s see what he wants to eat. Maybe I can get his autograph and his phone number.” Max responded with a thirsty look on her face.
When the two hot waitresses approached his table, Ricky J’s light eyes widened as he checked them out. The rapper’s gaze was especially focused on Max’s cleavage before he turned his attention to Caroline’s long legs.
“Good evening, gentlemen. What can we get for you?” Caroline asked with a big smile as she held her pad and pen to take their orders.
Hi, Ricky J. I’m Max, your biggest fan. It’s great to finally meet you in person.” Max chimed in with a flirtatious tone before she purposely leaned in closer to the rapper, so he could have a better look at her incredible cleavage.
“What’s up, Max? It’s always great meeting a fan. Especially one as hot as you.” Ricky replied as he kissed her right hand.
“Wow! Ricky J you’re making me blush.” Max responded as she squealed in delight and flashed him a toothy smile.
“Yo! My manager Sean and I originally came in here for a bite to eat before heading to the club. But now I have a craving for something that’s not on the menu. Do you feel me?” Ricky said as he gave the two waitresses a knowing look.
“No. I don’t feel you.” Caroline replied with a confused face and a nervous chuckle.
“Caroline, why do you have to be such a square? He is making us an indecent proposal. Just like the one I talked about earlier.” Max responded with an annoyed look before she grinned mischievously.
“OK, I get it now. Max, you must be a prophet. Because this is the exact scenario you predicted would happen.” Caroline said with an impressed face.
“What can I say? I'm gifted with big tits, and apparently, I can see into the future.” Max replied with a laugh as the camera focused on her big boobs.
“Check this out. I’m in the mood for some pussy. Since I’m rich as fuck, I can pay you whatever you want for your time. Isn’t that right, Sean?” Ricky said bluntly with a grin.
“Yes, I can vouch for my client. He can easily compensate you ladies handsomely for your time tonight.” Sean eagerly replied as he glanced at Caroline.
“That’s right. So, do we have a deal?” Ricky asked as he rubbed his hands together.
“OK, Ricky J. We accept your proposal. But you have to pay us $15,000.” Max replied with a smirk as she placed her hands on her hips.
“Yup, that is our price. No more, no less.” Caroline chimed in as she nodded in agreement.
“Only $25,000? Shit! That’s chump change for a rich motherfucker like me. I have a better offer. If y’all fuck me and my boy Sean, I will give you $250,000. How does that sound?” Ricky said as he folded his muscular arms.
“Well, the customer is always right, so let’s start fucking!” Max replied as she shoved her tongue down Ricky J’s throat.
“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” Caroline said as she made out with the rapper’s manager.
After a video transition, the group was now naked, and their clothing was in a pile on the diner’s floor. Right now, Max was on her knees with Ricky J’s big brown cock sandwiched between her huge pale boobs. While that was going on, Caroline and Sean were tongue-kissing as he squeezed her nice-looking ass.
“Jesus! Ricky, your dick is so big. You're lucky to be experiencing a world-class titfuck from yours truly tonight.” Max bragged as she bounced up and down with the rapper’s ten-inch dong lodged between her big round tits.
“Goddamn! Max, you sure know how to use those fat titties!” Ricky said with a smile as he slid his big tan dick between the dark-haired waitress's large porcelain melons.
“If you haven't noticed, I am a big titty bitch. Keep fucking my huge titties just like that! It feels so good!” Max replied with a laugh before she shot out her tongue and licked the tip of Ricky’s cock as it made contact with her chin.
Ricky J laughed as he smacked his dick across Max’s bodacious titties a few times. After that, the busty waitress laughed as she encased her funbags around his big dick, squeezed them together, and gave him another titjob.
“I can’t wait to drain your big dick tonight, Ricky J! Fuck my huge boobs just like that!” Max said as she continued her titty attack on the rapper’s brown schlong.
While that was going on, Caroline sat on her knees as she bobbed her head along Sean’s fat vanilla dick. The leggy blonde also worked his shaft with her right hand, and she massaged his big balls with her left hand.
“Mmm! Sean, you have such a nice big cock!” Caroline said as she gave Ricky J’s manager a top-notch blowjob.
“Caroline, you have one hell of a body. Keep sucking my dick just like that!” Sean replied with a goofy grin as the hot blonde slurped on his hard cock.
“No need to tell me twice. I love sucking big cocks like yours.” Caroline responded with a wink as she greedily sucked Sean’s fat dick.
After Caroline spat on Sean’s dick, she began taking it deeper into her mouth. Before long, the bald pornstar’s balls were bouncing off the slim blonde’s chin as his cock was hitting the back of her throat.
“Yes! Feed me that big cock!” Caroline said as devoured Sean’s big cock.
Right now, Max’s ruby red lips were wrapped around Ricky J’s big brown dong as she gave him a syrupy blowjob. As the curvy waitress sucked off the rapper, ropes of saliva dripped from her mouth onto her huge titties.
“Holy shit! It’s great that I have a big mouth since your dick is so fucking huge, and it’s so hard, too!” Max said with a laugh as she licked the underside of Ricky J’s tan cock. A few seconds later, the hot brunette stuffed his member back into her mouth and sucked it with more gusto than before.
“Damn! Max, you have some real dicksucking talent.” Ricky J said with an impressed smile as the busty brunette sucked his dick as if it contained the secret of life itself.
The stacked waitress began sucking on Ricky J’s brown nuts. Not only that, the curvy brunette even jacked the rapper’s spit-covered dong with her right hand as she licked his balls.
“Mmm! These are some tasty balls you have, Ricky J!” Max said as she joyfully licked and sucked on the rapper’s ball sack.
Caroline was sitting on top of the table with her spectacular legs spread as Sean ate her cooze. The hot blonde moaned several times as the bald manager happily dined on her honeypot.
“Oh my god! Sean, you’re eating my pussy so good! Don’t stop!” Caroline cried out as the bald man slithered his skilled tongue deep into her love tunnel.
Right now, Max was bending over the booth’s table with a big grin etched on her face. While she did that, Ricky was kneeling behind her with a firm grip on her plump ass cheeks as he licked her pussy up and down.
“Oh god yes! Lick my pussy good!” Max cooed with a look of satisfaction.
“Enough foreplay! I’m ready to fuck you now.” Ricky J said as he got to his feet.
The rapper didn’t waste any time and immediately slid his big brown dick into the big-titted waitress's saliva-coated pussy. Additionally, her large tits heaved with every thrust as he fucked her from behind.
“Oh god yes! Give it to me! Fuck the shit out of me, Ricky J!” Max hollered in pleasure as the well-endowed hip-hop artist banged her from behind.
“That’s the fucking plan! Take all of my big dick!” Ricky J replied as he slapped Max’s thick ass and fucked her faster and harder.
Currently, Sean was screwing Caroline missionary on the floor. He also had the slim blonde’s right leg over his shoulder as he banged her fantastic pussy.
“Ew! The floor is so dirty, but who cares? Keep fucking me just like that!” Caroline cried out as Sean filled her snatch with his fat cock.
After some time, both of the blonde waitress's legs were resting on top of Sean’s shoulders. Caroline began to moan like a pornstar as the rapper’s manager delivered a series of brisk strokes into her pussy.
“Yes! Yes! Oh my god! I love your huge dick!” Caroline hollered while Sean’s balls were slapping her booty as he pistoned his dick into her snatch.
“Wow! Caroline, you can take a pounding.” Sean said as he screwed her.
“Well, a guy with a long dick fucked my ass last night, so this is nothing! Don’t stop fucking me!” Caroline replied with a laugh before she moaned in pleasure.
Ricky J was still fucking Max from behind as she happily shoved her big ass closer to him. Additionally, the feisty waitress looked back at the rapper as she moaned in ecstasy.
“Yo! Max, you like how I clap those cheeks?” Ricky J asked with a knowing smile before slapping her round booty and fucking her faster.
“Hell yeah, I do! You’re pounding my pussy so good! Holy shit!” Max cried out as the rapper fucked her wet cooze nonstop.
“I thought so! Now I want you to ride my big dick.” Ricky J demanded as he continued thrusting into the curvy waitress's snatch.
“No problem! I can do that for you! God! That dick is so good!” Max replied as she looked back at the rapper with a naughty smile.
Ricky J rested on the floor with his big cock standing tall as Max lowered herself onto his manhood and began riding him. She even made sure to shove her huge tits in the rapper’s face as she bounced on his big brown dick.
“Fuck yes! Fill my pussy with that big cock!” Max cried out as she slammed her round ass off the rapper’s muscular thighs.
“Ride my dick just like that! What the fuck? When was the last time someone mopped the floor? It’s filthy and sticky.” Ricky J commented as Max rode him.
“Maybe a month ago. Don’t worry about it! Just keep fucking me!” Max moaned as she kept bouncing on the rapper’s hard brown dick.
While that went on, Caroline straddled Sean’s cock and she rode him reverse cowgirl. Just seconds later, she was grinding her pussy on the bald manager’s big cock as she briskly rode him.
“Oh my god! Oh my god yes! There’s nothing better than riding a big dick!” Caroline said while moaning as she joyfully bounced on Sean’s stiff dick.
Sean tightened his grip on the leggy blonde’s waist. After that, he drove his big cock into her twat at a much quicker pace.
“Holy shit! You’re fucking me so good!” Caroline cried while her perky tits jiggled as Sean pistoned his hard schlong up into her pussy.
Max was now lying on her right side as Ricky J pounded her pussy. A few seconds later, the rapper seized the stacked brunette’s left leg as he pumped his big brown dick into her love tunnel.
“Fuck yes! Give it to me! Wear my pussy out!” Max shouted at the top of her lungs as the big-dicked rapper stuffed her twat with his huge tan cock.
Caroline was currently on all fours, looking back at Sean as he banged her while he gripped her ass cheeks. The bald manager also had a dumb grin on his face as he rammed his hard dick into the blonde’s twat.
“Fuck me! Fuck me like the blonde slut that I am!” Caroline hollered without any shame whatsoever as Sean continued filling her up with his schlong.
Eventually, Sean smacked Caroline’s right ass cheek. After that, he lifted her left leg before slamming his cock into the waitress much faster than before.
“Holy shit! This is some stellar pussy.” Sean said as he was laser-focused on fucking the hot blonde’s quality pussy.
“Maybe I should have taken Sophie’s advice and become a high-priced prostitute. Oh my god! Fuck me!” Caroline cried out as the bald manager banged her like no tomorrow.
Following a video transition, Max and Caroline were on their knees, sharing Ricky J’s big cock. Max was on the rapper’s right, and Caroline was on his left. He smiled as the two hot waitresses slobbered on his big brown dick. After that, the duo slid their sets of pink lips across his tan shaft. While that was happening, Sean watched on with a lecherous smile as he pulled himself off to the hot sexual action.
“Mmm! Mmm! Mmhmm! His big dick is so good! I love choking on his cock!” The two broke waitresses murmured as they gave Ricky J a double blowjob. The pair also alternated between sucking on the rapper’s balls and his dick.
“Shit! You slutty bitches sure can suck some dick.” Ricky said with a satisfied grin as Max and Caroline continued their oral assault on his huge light brown dick.
“Thanks, Rick J!” Caroline and Max replied in unison with wide smiles as saliva dripped from their mouths.
Sometime later, Ricky J and Sean were lying on the floor side by side as Caroline and Max rode their big dicks. Before long, the diner was filled with the sounds of the waitresses' moans of pleasure.
“Oh my god! Oh my god yes! Fuck me just like that!” Caroline hollered as she nimbly rode Ricky J’s big tan cock. A short time later, the blonde rode the rapper more vigorously as she rubbed her twat with her right hand.
“Bang the shit out of me! Make cum on that fat fucking cock!” Max howled as she enthusiastically bounced on Sean’s manhood in the reverse cowgirl position. The curvy waitress’s huge titties also flapped about as she rode the bald manager.
“This has been a great warm-up. It’s time for these hot bitches asses now.” Ricky J said as Caroline was riding him.
“I would never turn down a chance to have a big hard cock shoved up my ass.” Caroline replied with an eager smile as she continued bouncing on the rapper’s dong.
“My friend is a big anal slut. So, she’s going to love having your dick inside her ass tonight, and I will too!” Max responded with a laugh as she continued riding Sean’s cock.
Thanks to the magic of adult film editing, Sean was fucking Max’s ass while she was in the doggystyle position on the floor. As for Caroline, she was bent over a table as Ricky J was slamming his big dick into her backdoor.
“Oh my fucking god! You’re giving my ass such a great pounding!” Max howled as Sean stuffed her asshole with his thick cock.
“Yes! Give it to me! I love how you fuck my ass!” Caroline cried out while looking back at Ricky J as he gave her a swift anal pounding.
A few minutes later, Max began riding Ricky J with his big brown cock inside her pale ass. Additionally, he sucked on her huge titties as she bounced her booty up and down on his hard dick.
“Oh yeah! Keep filling my ass with that big dick! It’s so good!” Max cried out as Ricky J drove his brown schlong into her booty.
Caroline was riding Sean in the reverse cowgirl position with his fat cock in her ass. The blonde waitress had a look of pure bliss as the bald man pumped his dong up into her backside.
“God yes! Fuck me like the anal slut that I am!” Caroline moaned with a proud smile as she nimbly rode Sean’s cock in her booty.
“Hey, Ricky J. I have an idea that you and your manager are going to love.” Max said with a big grin.
A short time later, Max sank down onto Sean's cock and swiftly rode it. After that, Ricky J spread her cheeks and slipped his dick into her backdoor. Moments later, the two were fucking the stacked waitress's ass and pussy in perfect union. As that happened, Caroline watched on with lustful glee as she fingered herself to the sight of her friend being double penetrated.
“Holy shit! Oh my god! It’s a great thing I have so much junk in the trunk that I can take a pounding like that! Fuck the shit out of me!” Max hollered as Ricky J and Sean continued stuffing her holes with their big cocks.
Much later, Sean was standing in front of Caroline as he jerked himself off. Ricky J’s manager did that until he sprayed the blonde’s face with a thick load of semen.
“Wow! That was a lot a cum.” Caroline said with a laugh as she wiped some jizz from her eye.
Right now, Max had her huge milky breasts cupped together as she gave Ricky J an incredible titfuck. Eventually, the rap artist pried his big brown dick from the dark-haired beauty’s bosoms. After that, he blasted several streams of jissom onto her titties. When he finished glazing her titties with cum, the curvy waitress scooped some spunk from her right tit, opened her mouth, and swallowed it with no shame.
“That was much better than getting an autograph. Now I can brag that I got to fuck Ricky J.” Max said excitedly as she looked up at the rapper with a signature toothy grin.
“Damn! That was fucking fantastic. I’m a man of my word, so I’m about to pay you what I promised.” Ricky J said as he put his jeans and shoes back on. After that, Sean handed him a black checkbook and a pen before putting his suit back on.
The rapper promptly wrote out a check for $250,000. After that, he handed it to Max and smiled.
“Y’all enjoy that. OK, Sean, let's hit the road.” Ricky J said as he put on the rest of his clothes.
“Bye, Ricky J. We had fun fucking you and Sean tonight. You guys are welcome at the diner anytime.” Max replied as she happily waved goodbye to the rapper.
“Yes, you’re easily our best customers.” Caroline chimed in with a smile.
“No doubt! I’ll see y’all around.” Ricky J responded before he exited the diner.
“Ladies, it’s been a pleasure doing business with you.” Sean said as he followed his boss out of the building.
“Max, we did it. This is more than enough money to keep the diner in business for a good while.” Caroline said in an overly joyful tone.
“It sure is. We can even start up our donut business again.” Max replied with a grin.
“I was thinking the same thing. Well, it’s closing time, so let’s get ready to go home.” Caroline responded.
Max and Caroline smiled at each other as they collected their uniforms off the floor. After that, the two hot waitresses walked back into the kitchen area of the diner before the video faded to black.
The End
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