I was at home when I got a call from my old friend, porn producer Willie Johnson. He told me he had a business proposition for me and wanted me to come see him as soon as possible. After hopping on the first flight to Los Angeles, I head right to Willie's office as soon as I land, a few minutes ahead of the time we were originally scheduled to meet. His assistant walks me to Willie's office, opening the door and waving me in.
As I enter the office I see Willie sitting at his desk, huge grin on his face. Seated across from him is a man I'm not familiar with. Both men turn to face me as I enter the office. "Captain! Buddy! I'd like to introduce to a business associate of mine. This is Doctor Hugh G Wang," Willie says, standing to shake my hand. "Nice to meet you Doctor. I'm Cptnstrwrs," I say, shaking the Doctor's hand. "Ah yes. I've heard much about you Captain. Mister Johnson has told me that you would be a great test subject for my newest creation," Doctor Wang replies. "Test subject for what? Why don't I feel like you told me everything over the phone Willie?" I ask. "Here's the situation Captain. The good doctor here has invented a new pill. It makes you long and hard for hours. There's nothing like it on the market right now. And if it's safe we plan on having our male porn stars use it during their films," Willie explains with a grin. "So let me get this straight. You had me fly cross country for some new kind of Viagra?!" I ask.
"No Cap, you've got it all wrong. Viagra just makes you hard. This stuff, we're calling it Cock Jock, temporarily increases your dick's length and girth while still making you rock hard," Willie explains. "And what better time to try it than while shooting a porn scene for me? You get paid AND laid at the same time. I'll even let you pick your costar, no matter the cost. And if it works and you like it, I'll make sure you get a few bottles of the stuff to take back home with you," Willie says, sly smile on his face. I'm definitely interested but I'm not sure who I'd want as my costar. My first thought is my friend and occasional fuck buddy Ariana Richards, but I'm concerned that if Cock Jock works TOO well I might hurt her. I rack my brain for the perfect costar, someone who would be willing to fuck on camera for some quick cash but at the same time could handle a huge dick with no problem. That's when I come to the obvious answer. I give Willie my choice and he can't stop laughing, going so far as to have his assistant make the call.
The next day, my costar, Kim Kardashian arrives at the porn studio. The set we're shooting on is designed to look like a bedroom. Kim enters the set, wearing a red silk robe, no doubt over her lingerie. I'm already 'dressed,' wearing only a pair of boxer shorts. Kim makes a beeline to me, looking nervous. "H-hi, I'm Kim," she says, blushing slightly as we shake hands. "Nice to meet you Kim. Although I feel like I already know you," I reply. "I know what you mean. I was so excited and nervous when I heard I'd actually get to meet THE Cptnstrwrs," Kim says. "The pleasure is all mine," I say, winking at her, Kim blushing. "Oh good. I see you two have met and are ready to go," Willie laughs, shuffling over to us. "There's cameras all over the room so you two can start whenever you want. We'll edit out any footage we can't use," Willie says as he turns to leave. I pop one of the small blue pills into my mouth, waiting for something to happen.
Taking Kim by the hand I lead her to the edge of the bed, the both of us sitting down. Putting my hand on her cheek I pull Kim's face towards mine. We begin to make out, hard and heavy, Kim's earlier hesitation long gone. As we kiss, occasionally slipping our tongues into each other's mouths, I use this opportunity to sneak my hands down to her waist, slowly pulling on the belt around her robe. She giggles as I slide the robe off her shoulders, Kim standing quickly to toss it aside. I take a few seconds to take in the sight of her amazing body, moving down from her face to her huge, perfect tits, her toned stomach, her thick hips, and last but not least, her long muscular legs. I know the media likes to comment on Kim's looks and all the supposed plastic surgery she's had, and while I normally like my woman as natural as possible, this close to Kim I could care less either way. We go back to making out as my hands blindly fumble up the sides of her body until I get to her tits. I don't even waste time taking her bra off, squeezing a tit in either hand right through the fabric of her bra.
Deciding to be right to the point I slip a hand between her legs, stroking her thighs, each stroke slowly getting closer to her panties. Kim gives my hand a playful smack, giggling. "Slow down! What's your rush?" Kim laughs. I'm about to reply with a sarcastic comment when I feel a sharp stabbing pain between my legs. The pain disappears as fast as it appeared, replaced by a strange tingling sensation. I don't need to see Kim's wide eyes looking downward to know what's happening, especially as I feel my boxer shorts becoming incredibly tight. It's clear Doctor Wang's pill has kicked in. Kim and I look back and forth between ourselves and the bulge in my pants. "Um...Go on. Don't be shy," I say, trying to sound more confident than I'm feeling right now. Kim stands up from the bed, turning to face me as she kneels down in front of me. She quickly takes off her bra, my eyes glued to the sight of her huge natural tits as she throws the bra aside. "Oh fuck!" Kim and I exclaim as she pulls down my boxers, the two of us getting our first glimpse of my enhanced cock. It's almost a foot long and probably double it's normal girth...and I'm not even hard yet. "I think Doctor Wang is going to sell a lot of pills," I mutter as Kim slowly reaches for my cock.
I watch, speechless as Kim opens her mouth and slides my cock down her throat. She moves slowly, letting inch by inch enter her mouth, no doubt trying not to gag on it. Getting more than half it's length in her mouth, Kim begins slowly sliding her head up and down my shaft. Judging by the noises she makes and the tears welling up in her eyes I can tell she's struggling to blow me, thanks to the increase in cock size. I let her struggle for a few more minutes before stepping in. Standing up, I gently pull myself out of her mouth. "Push your tits together," I tell her, Kim quick to comply. Spitting on her huge tits I push my cock between them and begin to titfuck her. Kim's giant tits feel so soft, so amazing on my cock that I almost immediately begin to feel my cock getting hard. She's clearly enjoying this better than the blowjob, her nipples stiffening as the head of my cock pops between her tits over and over, Kim flicking at the tip with her tongue.
As good as her tits feel on my cock I want to take full advantage of my new and improved cock while I still can. "Stand up baby," I say, helping Kim up off the floor. I have her sit of the edge of the bed as I fully slide my boxers off. Grabbing her panties by the waist I pull them off and down her legs. Gently pushing her legs apart I bury my head between her thighs, eating her out hungrily. "Oh fuck baby! That feels amazing!" Kim cries as I devour her pussy. I get my tongue into ever nook and cranny I can, Kim writhing in pleasure, moaning and groaning loudly. As I focus my tongue on her clit I slip a few fingers inside her, Kim gasping as I enter her. I'm shocked at how wet she already is, but it's a good thing considering what's about to happen. Taking my erect cock in one hand I start rubbing the head in circles around Kim's clit, then up and down her pussy lips. "Mmm! You going to keep teasing me or are you going to fuck me?" Kim moans. "Well if that's what you really want?" I reply with a shrug.
Putting the head of my dick on her waiting pussy lips I slowly begin pushing myself into Kim. Even with the wetness of her pussy it's still a struggle to get inside her, thanks to my chemically enhanced cock. "Uggghhhhhh! It's too big! I've never had a cock that big before!" Kim exclaims, practically sobbing. "Do you want me to stop?" I ask. "N-no! Keep going!" Kim says, trying her best to sound brave. "That's a good girl," I grunt, pushing as much of my cock into her as possible. With three or four inches unable to fit inside Kim, I begin slowly sliding in and out of her as much as I can. "Ugh! Uggghhh! Agggghhhh!" Kim cries as I pump her previously tight pussy. "Come on. I know you've taken bigger cocks than this," I laugh. "N-nothing like this! It's stretching my pussy so bad!" Kim moans. I speed up as much as I can but it's hard to get much momentum. Kim was right about her pussy being tight, her walls grip my cock tightly, making it hard to go as fast as I'd normally like.
Despite all that, Kim only lasts a few minutes before letting out a loud cry. "Oh fuck! Oh shit! Oh fuuucccckkkk!" Kim sobs, trembling violently as she orgasms.
I pull out of her, Kim letting out a whimper as she pants and gasps for air, her body flush. You can tell just by looking at her that Kim has never had an orgasm as powerful as the one she just experienced in her whole life. I give her time to recover, running my hands all over her curvy body, enjoying every inch of her. She looks like she wants to say something to me but is deciding whether or not she should. I lean in, our face only inches apart. "What's wrong?" I whisper, hoping the microphones in the room aren't picking up our conversation. "I have to be honest with you Captain. I didn't take this job for the right reasons. I know you're friends with Ariana Richards. The main reason I decided to take this job was to use you to get back at her. She had some nerve! It's one thing to make a sex tape with my ex boyfriend Ray J, but it's another to include my ex-husband Kanye too!" Kim whispers back. I can't believe what I'm hearing, I'm so mad. It's true that Ariana and I have an...unique relationship, but I know when she made the sex tape Kim's talking about that it had nothing to do with Kim. Besides shooting the occasional porn, Ariana is a successful actress and artist, one of the most talented women I know. She's the exact opposite of the talentless, attention craving whore laying next to me.
I can't remember the last time I've been this angry with someone. But I can't leave Willie hanging, and I like the extra money from the pornstars I do. How do I stick up for Ariana but still show Kim that what she's doing is wrong? In a flash of inspiration I come up with the perfect plan. "If you really want to one up Ariana's sex tape then I think we need to spice things up. Everything we've done so far is pretty standard stuff. What do you say about some dirty talk and a little more rougher sex?" I whisper. Kim nods, giving me a sly smile and I know I've get this money loving slut right where I want her. I can't lie, Kim is incredibly attractive and ready to give it up to me. What better way to stand up for my friend AND get laid in the process? I roll onto my back, motioning to Kim. "I think it's time for you to show me what you've got Sexy," I say.
Kim pulls herself up slowly from the bed, crawling over to me. She swings a leg over my hips, lower herself towards me. Taking my cock in one hand she aims the head towards her pussy, sliding a few inches between her legs. "Fuck! How is it still this big and hard?" Kim grunts, forcing herself further onto my cock. "You know you love the big hard cocks," I laugh, playfully spanking her on the ass. "Ugh! I'm not usually taking ones THIS big!" Kim replies, stopping her descent only when she's completely filled with my cock. Just like before, there's a few inches that weren't able to make it inside her but as Kim starts sliding herself up and down my shaft my disappointment quickly disappears. She moves slower than I'd like, a LOT slower so I decide to...'motivate' her. "Wow...is that the best you can do? No wonder you've had so many boyfriends. You're going to have to fuck me a lot harder than that if you want to outsell Ariana...or keep me from falling asleep down here," I say, grinning up at her, hoping she takes the bait.
It's immediately clear that she took the bait. With a grunt Kim starts riding me with a speed I didn't know she possessed. I can't take my eyes off of her tits, bouncing wildly as she throws herself onto my cock over and over again as hard as she can. "Uggghhh! Is...this...better!?" Kim groans as she fucks me. "Well you're getting there," I reply. "Faster! Harder!" I grunt, smacking her ass hard with each word. She rolls her eyes, sighing, but Kim speeds up even more. "Uggghhhh! Agggghhhh! Ugggghhhhhhh! Oh fuck! It's so deep!" Kim shrieks, beginning to rub her clit as she rides my cock. "I can't believe people think you're a talentless, cock loving whore," I say sarcastically, laughing at her. "It's crazy that you've lasted this long if that's the case," I reply.
Clearly speaking too soon, Kim lets out an ear piercing shriek as she cums AGAIN. "Oh fuck! Oh my God! It's too much! I'm cumming! I'm cumming all over that huge Captain Cock!" Kim sobs, her body shaking wildly. She leans in towards me,kissing me as she climaxes. I pull her tightly against me, feeling her huge tits being crushed between our bodies. It's over just as quickly as it started, Kim panting and gasping for air as she lays on me, trying to recover from her most recent orgasm. While I'm glad Doctor Wang's penis enhancing pill is doing it's job, I'm a little upset that Kim has climaxed a few times and I haven't. "If we really want to increase the sales of this porn then we need a really crazy ending that will get people talking," I say. "So what did you have in mind?" Kim groans, still exhausted from her orgasm. "Get on your hands and knees and I'll show you," I reply with a grin. To my surprise Kim quickly obeys.
I kneel behind her, putting a hand on either of her perfect ass cheeks, spreading them. "Ooohh! I love fucking doggystyle!" Kim purrs. "That's good..." I say, eyes fixed on my ACTUAL target. I take my cock in one hand, aiming it towards it's destination. "Wait! What are you doing?!" Kim asks frantically as I spit on her asshole. "Trust me. This is the perfect ending for our scene," I say, pushing my hard cock into her asshole. "Ohhhh fuck! Ugghhhh! It's too big! My ass can't handle it!" Kim shrieks as I slide further into her. "You got this Baby! Trust me! With an ass like that a huge cock is JUST what you need," I laugh, starting to thrust in and out of her big, beautiful ass. I can't tell if her asshole is tighter than her pussy or if it's the pressure from her ass cheeks but it either way it feels amazing on my cock. Grabbing her by the hips I speed up my thrusts, Kim moaning and groaning incoherently as I give it to her from behind. After a dozen or so hard thrusts I move my hands under her body, cupping her huge tits in my hands, squeezing them tightly. "Cum for me! Cum inside my ass Captain! I can't take much more!" Kim whines. A couple more thrusts and I can't take it either.
My cock starts spasming violently, trapped in her asshole and I move my hands back to her hips to steady myself for what I know is about to happen. I shoot my load deep in Kim's phat ass, squirting what feels like gallons of cum in her. As the last few spurts of semen spray into her ass I feel the same pinching sensation I felt earlier in the day. Looking down I see my cock has returned to it's original size. Pulling out of Kim's ass I move around to her upper body. "Clean me off!" I bark, playfully smacking her on the ass. Leaning in Kim wraps her lips around my cock, sucking it clean. "Good girl. You might just give Ariana a run for her money after all," I laugh. Kim slides her mouth off my cock, amazed at how quickly she finished. We get dressed in silence, sneaking glances at each other. I finally break the silence and tension in the room. "Hey Kim, I'm sorry if I was a little rough on you back there. It's just that Ariana is a good friend of mine, and when you said all of those things about her I may have overreacted. If you gave her a chance I think you two would hit it off," I say. "I'm sorry too. I agreed to the porn shoot for all the wrong reasons. Can you arrange a time that I can meet Ariana? I want to apologize to her in person," Kim says softly. "I think that can be arranged," I reply as I walk towards the door, already thinking of how I can turn a friendly meet and greet with myself, Kim and Ariana into what I'm sure will be an amazing threesome...
The End...for now